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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #60 on: July 27, 2017, 06:21:37 am »
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #61 on: July 27, 2017, 05:06:21 pm »
Discordianism is writing a shopping list that contains nothing except "clown shoes, The Minority Report, 3 gallons of vegetable oil, and a pissed off raccoon", storing said list on a flash drive, and storing that flash drive in your office's bathroom stall in an envelope that says "Executive Office Party Memo."

Discordianism is finding every possible way to point out that the world is a WEIRD FUCKING PLACE, full of WEIRD FUCKING PEOPLE, with WEIRD FUCKING lives.

Discordianism is not nice at all.

Discordianism is a bus where the driver is a piece of paper with "I O U" written on it, and all the passengers are cats with monocles laughing at pictures of people wearing ordinary clothes.

Discordianism is beating philosophers with bar stools and marketing wankers with bar graphs.

Discordianism is knowing that even the most serious, aggressive, and effective commander or leader of any kind is full of shit.

Discordianism is knowing that when that shit is released from their bowels, their face becomes hilariously distorted in some incredibly embarrassing way, just like every other person on this planet.

Discordianism is knowing that it's that shit that makes the flowers grow.

Discordianism is knowing that embarrassment breeds humility, and that humility beckons sympathy and understanding.

I really like this list, even if I don't agree with every item on it.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #62 on: July 27, 2017, 06:15:13 pm »
Discordianism is writing a shopping list that contains nothing except "clown shoes, The Minority Report, 3 gallons of vegetable oil, and a pissed off raccoon", storing said list on a flash drive, and storing that flash drive in your office's bathroom stall in an envelope that says "Executive Office Party Memo."

Discordianism is finding every possible way to point out that the world is a WEIRD FUCKING PLACE, full of WEIRD FUCKING PEOPLE, with WEIRD FUCKING lives.

Discordianism is not nice at all.

Discordianism is a bus where the driver is a piece of paper with "I O U" written on it, and all the passengers are cats with monocles laughing at pictures of people wearing ordinary clothes.

Discordianism is beating philosophers with bar stools and marketing wankers with bar graphs.

Discordianism is knowing that even the most serious, aggressive, and effective commander or leader of any kind is full of shit.

Discordianism is knowing that when that shit is released from their bowels, their face becomes hilariously distorted in some incredibly embarrassing way, just like every other person on this planet.

Discordianism is knowing that it's that shit that makes the flowers grow.

Discordianism is knowing that embarrassment breeds humility, and that humility beckons sympathy and understanding.

I really like this list, even if I don't agree with every item on it.

Me too. My face is placid as fuck on the toilet.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2017, 07:22:25 pm »
I really like this list, even if I don't agree with every item on it.

Thank you! I was thinking about making a thread where it can be added to, in case questions like this (OP) come up again.

Me too. My face is placid as fuck on the toilet.

 :lulz: Even when pushing?

I think the reality of humanity is a lot clearer when staring at it through its poop face. Hell, why do you think Kim Jong Un told his country he doesn't poop? It removes the context with which to imagine Kim Jong Un's poop face, which would obviously bring him down to the level of Human in anyone's eyes.

The ability to imagine someone's poop face is an innately human ability which presents itself through one's Turd Eye™. It is the basis of viewing the world and its inhabitants as they are.

Wanna convert a Trump supporter? Trick them into picturing Trump's poop face. See if he's a "gift from heaven" after that mental picture.

Wanna convert the entire Republican Party? Get a snapshot of Trump's poop face and plaster it on every wall and window.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #64 on: July 27, 2017, 07:31:51 pm »
I really like this list, even if I don't agree with every item on it.

Thank you! I was thinking about making a thread where it can be added to, in case questions like this (OP) come up again.

Me too. My face is placid as fuck on the toilet.

 :lulz: Even when pushing?

I think the reality of humanity is a lot clearer when staring at it through its poop face. Hell, why do you think Kim Jong Un told his country he doesn't poop? It removes the context with which to imagine Kim Jong Un's poop face, which would obviously bring him down to the level of Human in anyone's eyes.

The ability to imagine someone's poop face is an innately human ability which presents itself through one's Turd Eye™. It is the basis of viewing the world and its inhabitants as they are.

Wanna convert a Trump supporter? Trick them into picturing Trump's poop face. See if he's a "gift from heaven" after that mental picture.

Wanna convert the entire Republican Party? Get a snapshot of Trump's poop face and plaster it on every wall and window.

You shouldn't push.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #65 on: July 27, 2017, 07:39:08 pm »
Honestly, it sounds like you need more fiber and water in your diet.

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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #66 on: July 27, 2017, 07:43:54 pm »
More water and fiber, and less Inflammatory Bowel Disease, yes  :lulz:

What I need is to go to the doctor. I found out recently that not everyone has diarrhea (Which requires pushing, contrary to popular belief) for months at a time.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #67 on: July 27, 2017, 08:08:11 pm »
You can die from that. Go get it checked out.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #68 on: July 27, 2017, 08:10:03 pm »
Seconded.  See a doctor.

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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #69 on: July 27, 2017, 08:31:04 pm »
Wait a sec, do you eat a lot of Chipotle?

If so, I believe I have a diagnosis for you myself.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #70 on: July 27, 2017, 08:36:32 pm »
Wait a sec, do you eat a lot of Chipotle?

If so, I believe I have a diagnosis for you myself.

Not really, but when I do, I usually eat 2 burritos.
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« Reply #71 on: July 27, 2017, 08:40:31 pm »
Wait a sec, do you eat a lot of Chipotle?

If so, I believe I have a diagnosis for you myself.

Not really, but when I do, I usually eat 2 burritos.

As your doctor, I suggest you stop.

Not even one. Not ever.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #72 on: July 27, 2017, 08:42:19 pm »
Wait a sec, do you eat a lot of Chipotle?

If so, I believe I have a diagnosis for you myself.

Not really, but when I do, I usually eat 2 burritos.

As your doctor, I suggest you stop.

Not even one. Not ever.

Haha, I was always under the understanding that Chipotle was actually pretty healthy compared to other places. I can't imagine it could be worse than Hot Head Burritos.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #74 on: July 28, 2017, 01:52:44 pm »
http://www.latimes.com/sns-dailymeal-1796729-eat-chipotle-being-investigated-feds-its-food-safety-practices-072717-20170727-story.html

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Dude, they explain this shit, and then they link to an article explaining that a Chipotle IN OHIO is going to be getting a drive-thru addition... It's like they want me to get food poisoning...
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