Maybe Logic

[Merlin of Chaos]

Logic... Does anyone know anything about it?

People don't seem to have it, seriously... Some people call other people walls, just like when I'm playing with my friends and now that we had a little conflict, because we're playing a special game they invented and by the rules, you can't touch the ball twice (Without kicking it up), so we were playing on a soccer field, there were some other players who also player basketball, So I had to kick the ball once, one of the basketball players blocks the ball and kicks it back.... I have to kick it AGAIN!
Then my friends make up stupid excuse "You see, this is like a wall... When the ball hits the wall, it returns to you". FUCK IT, WALLS DONT MOVE AND I DONT WANT TO IMAGINE BECAUSE THERE IS NO NEED TO IMAGINE HERE BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING ANIMATE PERSON MEANS HE CAN FUCKING MOVE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE FUCKING BLOCKED IT, THE BALL COULD HAVE PASSED THE PLAYER AND EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE, BUT NO, THEIR FUCKING LOGIC IS FLAWED!

Ok, So my logic is flawed... MAYBE!

MAYBE LOGIC, HERE IT GOES, MAYBE LOGIC! PEOPLE DON'T HAVE LOGIC!

This is my rant.

P.S: I'm not a human.

[gnimbley]

I thought this thread was going to be about RAW.

P.S: I'm not a human.

Hey! Look! A trained monkey!

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

I thought this thread was going to be about RAW.

P.S: I'm not a human.

Hey! Look! A trained monkey!

Hey! Look! A gnome trained to type  

[gnimbley]

I thought this thread was going to be about RAW.

P.S: I'm not a human.

Hey! Look! A trained monkey!

Hey! Look! A gnome trained to type  

Silly woman. I'm self taught!

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

I am a silly woman.  I also taught myself to type, which makes it interesting for someone to watch who took silly typing classes.  I type pretty fast, but my fingers do not go on the 'right' keys all the time

[gnimbley]

I have it on good authority (mine) that Horab is also self taught.
That makes three of us.

[Horab Fibslager]

I have it on good authority (mine) that Horab is also self taught.
That makes three of us.

we had typing in computer class on apple 2e's irregardless, i motherfucking pwned those motherfckers. i don't think it could've been too uncommon on thos emachine to crash from uber fast typage.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I am a silly woman.  I also taught myself to type, which makes it interesting for someone to watch who took silly typing classes.  I type pretty fast, but my fingers do not go on the 'right' keys all the time

       

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

WE SMELL THE SCATHING SARCASOIDUS-REX!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is my rant.

P.S: I'm not a human.

1.  And a waste of our precious time on this Earth.

2.  Who cares?  KYSFTB.

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

WILL THIS LEAVE THE SCARS?

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Logic... Does anyone know anything about it?

People don't seem to have it, seriously... Some people call other people walls, just like when I'm playing with my friends and now that we had a little conflict, because we're playing a special game they invented and by the rules, you can't touch the ball twice (Without kicking it up), so we were playing on a soccer field, there were some other players who also player basketball, So I had to kick the ball once, one of the basketball players blocks the ball and kicks it back.... I have to kick it AGAIN!
Then my friends make up stupid excuse "You see, this is like a wall... When the ball hits the wall, it returns to you". FUCK IT, WALLS DONT MOVE AND I DONT WANT TO IMAGINE BECAUSE THERE IS NO NEED TO IMAGINE HERE BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING ANIMATE PERSON MEANS HE CAN FUCKING MOVE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE FUCKING BLOCKED IT, THE BALL COULD HAVE PASSED THE PLAYER AND EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE, BUT NO, THEIR FUCKING LOGIC IS FLAWED!

Ok, So my logic is flawed... MAYBE!

MAYBE LOGIC, HERE IT GOES, MAYBE LOGIC! PEOPLE DON'T HAVE LOGIC!

This is my rant.

P.S: I'm not a human.

you cant touch it twice unless you kick it... so what if he thinks the persons a wall you KICKED the ball so were allowed to touch the ball twice.

[Merlin of Chaos]

Good one... Didn't think of that, but walls don't count there, it's a field, small field but there are several fields in the place, so we agreed that if it goes somewhere into the next field it doesn't matter, so we continue the game, this also means that even if it hits the fence from one side, the game still continues as it is supposed to.

Well, I have only one friend that doesn't really care of what happened and even when I tried to explain him the conflict, in the end he understood my point.

So I don't really know how to solve it with others, they got pissed at me, and I was talking with one of them on ICQ, he really pissed me off because he kept making stupid excuses when he knew I was right "But it's still a rule that we agreed on, it's not my problem you didn't know it"... and some other ones like the same wall excuse :-/ So anyways, he pissed me off and I sweared at him and told him if i'll ever see him again, i'll make sure he'll die (And I'm HIGHLY capable of this). He also mentioned another proverb "If you are in Rome, act like Romans!", I know If I want to get along with humans (Which I don't consider myself as such because of the different thinking patterns) I have to be like them, and not be myself, I tried to explain how this proverb is false because I am myself, why would I act like a roman if I'm myself and I'm not a roman? It's funny... and of course the old arguement "If you came here to play in a friendly manner, you would have went to stay in the goal with no arguements", like I'm a loser, they didn't even tell me that rule even existed...

Any suggestions? :-/

P.S: As far as Maybe Logic goes (I know it's a term by RAW), it's just that... There is no logic in humans behaviors and they try to make up stupid excuses to compensate it.

[Horab Fibslager]

maybe logic? is some kind bullshit copncept for paradigm diagrams and ai schemes. if/then/or/and/if. the idea is to emulate human behaviour, but as it stand maybe logic is far from that goal(if fps ai are any indication).

wtf.

[Merlin of Chaos]

No, I define my own terms

ftw