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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #285 on: December 11, 2012, 03:32:19 pm »
Cream, among other things, floats.

Due to being less dense than the milk underneath. In other words, due to gravity.  :)

Uuuuhhhhh no.

I have to disagree here.  Zara and Holist are equally dense.

Going on evidence so far, I have to agree with you there! Tentatively...
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #286 on: December 11, 2012, 11:07:49 pm »
And in fact, if you take the equation density = mass/volume, and divide the substance of their respective posts by the volume of those posts, you get about the same results as interstellar hydrogen (ie, one atom per cubic meter).

I..wha... :argh!: that makes sense. :lulz:

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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #287 on: December 11, 2012, 11:12:50 pm »
Guess what else floats?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #288 on: December 11, 2012, 11:13:43 pm »
Guess what else floats?

Witches?
Bread?
Very small rocks?

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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #289 on: December 11, 2012, 11:16:42 pm »
Guess what else floats?

Witches?
Bread?
Very small rocks?

You're getting close!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #290 on: December 11, 2012, 11:24:45 pm »
A duck?
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #291 on: December 12, 2012, 12:51:57 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #292 on: December 12, 2012, 06:13:06 am »
And scum.
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #293 on: December 12, 2012, 12:37:58 pm »
So... If H___st weighs as much... as a duck... then he's made out of wood...

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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #294 on: December 16, 2012, 10:10:56 pm »
So... If H___st weighs as much... as a duck... then he's made out of wood...

Clearly!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #295 on: December 16, 2013, 07:55:53 am »
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #296 on: February 17, 2014, 06:00:01 pm »
The link goes to something that says "account suspended." Could someone post the list again?

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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #298 on: October 02, 2015, 01:21:16 am »
It's not complete but try:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/readinglist.php
From this list, what's your top 10 in order of importance?
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #299 on: January 09, 2016, 08:45:31 am »
Book of lies,

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