Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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