Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -8 = 29 - 37 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -12 = 132 - 144 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -96 = 364 - 460 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -90 = 387 - 477 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -87 = 517 - 604 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -104 = 547 - 651 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -131 = 524 - 655 - +
farts in jars though.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -139 = 840 - 979 - +
Fumble the bumble
#6493 -192 = 836 - 1028 - +
Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -187 = 817 - 1004 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -107 = 851 - 958 - +
Got your knows!
#6490 -220 = 984 - 1204 - +
Prosecute the Persecutors
#6489 -321 = 1082 - 1403 - +
a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
#6488 -276 = 1126 - 1402 - +
Worlds are hallucinogenics.
#6487 -278 = 1178 - 1456 - +
To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
#6486 -441 = 1032 - 1473 - +

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