Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Blessed are they with a good left hook.
#5588 -5 = 2 - 7 - +
Blessed are the trouble makers
#5587 -4 = 3 - 7 - +
Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
#5586 -4 = 2 - 6 - +
If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
#5585 -8 = 4 - 12 - +
If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
#5584 -4 = 6 - 10 - +
I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
#5583 -4 = 6 - 10 - +
               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
#5582 -3 = 9 - 12 - +
Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
#5581 -1 = 11 - 12 - +
The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
#5580 -8 = 6 - 14 - +
Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
#5579 -7 = 9 - 16 - +
I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
#5578 -18 = 8 - 26 - +
Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
#5577 -12 = 9 - 21 - +
Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
#5576 -5 = 18 - 23 - +
The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
#5575 -6 = 21 - 27 - +
Orwell was an optimist
#5574 -13 = 16 - 29 - +
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
#5573 -12 = 18 - 30 - +
"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
#5572 -7 = 22 - 29 - +
Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
#5571 -14 = 18 - 32 - +
I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
#5570 -15 = 18 - 33 - +
"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
#5569 -18 = 13 - 31 - +

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