Semi Official Memebomb Archive

that which nourishes me, destroys me.
#6034 -2 = 0 - 2 - +
people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
#6033 0 = 1 - 1 - +
SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
#6032 -2 = 4 - 6 - +
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
#6031 -2 = 3 - 5 - +
WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
#6030 -1 = 4 - 5 - +
my name is legion because my mistakes are many
#6029 -6 = 9 - 15 - +
"Should we decide this democratically?"
#6028 -1 = 13 - 14 - +
the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
#6027 -3 = 14 - 17 - +
what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
#6026 -6 = 12 - 18 - +
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
#6025 -7 = 13 - 20 - +
History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
#6024 -5 = 18 - 23 - +
i am not a label (5 words)
#6023 -6 = 18 - 24 - +
Coffee is bean water.
#6022 -7 = 21 - 28 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -9 = 17 - 26 - +
"Uh." -SOMEONE
#6020 -9 = 18 - 27 - +
Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
#6019 -25 = 23 - 48 - +
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
#6018 -24 = 28 - 52 - +
One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
#6017 -19 = 34 - 53 - +
Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein gl├╝ck
#6016 -7 = 38 - 45 - +
Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
#6015 -19 = 34 - 53 - +

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