Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Politics is war by other means
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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what time is it on mars?
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what i think i am
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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labels are not all inclusive
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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