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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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It's not my struggle
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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