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Law = X/0
#5495 -2 = 4 - 6 - +
BOnkbonkbonkbonk
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Tits
#5494 -5 = 5 - 10 - +
My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
#5493 -2 = 4 - 6 - +
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
#5492 -1 = 7 - 8 - +
Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
#5491 0 = 7 - 7 - +
The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
#5490 -4 = 11 - 15 - +
If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
#5489 -7 = 9 - 16 - +
I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
#5488 -6 = 9 - 15 - +
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
#5487 -3 = 10 - 13 - +
If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
#5486 -8 = 9 - 17 - +
EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
#5485 -12 = 10 - 22 - +
BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
#5484 -13 = 22 - 35 - +
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
#5483 -13 = 23 - 36 - +
Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
#5482 -8 = 30 - 38 - +
Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
#5481 -11 = 28 - 39 - +
Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
#5480 -10 = 35 - 45 - +
Heresy is for the open-minded
#5479 -10 = 36 - 46 - +
http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
#5478 -14 = 32 - 46 - +
ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
#5477 -22 = 27 - 49 - +
That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
#5476 -23 = 24 - 47 - +

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