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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
#5272 2 = 2 - 0 - +
Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
#5271 1 = 3 - 2 - +
Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
#5270 4 = 4 - 0 - +
I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
#5269 0 = 1 - 1 - +
God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
#5268 2 = 2 - 0 - +
HAIL TETRIS!
#5267 4 = 6 - 2 - +
"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
#5266 0 = 3 - 3 - +
 
 
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#5265 -1 = 4 - 5 - +
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
#5264 -2 = 5 - 7 - +
An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
#5263 -1 = 4 - 5 - +
Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
#5262 -1 = 6 - 7 - +
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
#5261 -7 = 3 - 10 - +
i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
#5260 9 = 17 - 8 - +
Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
#5259 -1 = 8 - 9 - +
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
#5258 0 = 9 - 9 - +
There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
#5257 2 = 16 - 14 - +
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
#5256 -8 = 11 - 19 - +
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
#5255 -10 = 8 - 18 - +
TO BE IS TO DUDE.
#5254 -3 = 12 - 15 - +
Death is not only for you.
#5253 -7 = 12 - 19 - +

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