Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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choice != control
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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"Hauch"
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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