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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Everything happens for no reason
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Legalize poverty
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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World's Best Dad
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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