If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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