Semi Official Memebomb Archive

what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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i am not a label (5 words)
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Coffee is bean water.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein gl├╝ck
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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chance the yeti
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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