I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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