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#5475 -15 = 27 - 42 - +
The quote below this one is a lie.
#5474 -14 = 29 - 43 - +
todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
#5473 -16 = 33 - 49 - +
It's not my struggle
#5472 -25 = 33 - 58 - +
RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
#5471 -20 = 36 - 56 - +
You are one tragedy away from dying.
#5470 -10 = 44 - 54 - +
This sentence has never been written.
#5469 -14 = 43 - 57 - +
Normal is a curve.
#5468 -15 = 52 - 67 - +
I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
#5467 -21 = 45 - 66 - +
Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
#5466 -12 = 53 - 65 - +
I do hesitate to ask.
#5465 -31 = 46 - 77 - +
Approbio si latine loqueris
#5464 -10 = 53 - 63 - +
I invented plagiarism.
#5463 -6 = 59 - 65 - +
Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
#5462 -18 = 54 - 72 - +
i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
#5461 -24 = 47 - 71 - +
Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
#5460 -26 = 64 - 90 - +
Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
#5459 -25 = 66 - 91 - +
Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
#5458 -15 = 70 - 85 - +
It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
#5457 -30 = 61 - 91 - +
I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
#5456 -18 = 70 - 88 - +

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