Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Marx invented capitalism.
#5607 -18 = 13 - 31 - +
onion rings are vegetable donuts
#5606 -11 = 17 - 28 - +
lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
#5605 -19 = 13 - 32 - +
você esperava por uma frase em português?
#5604 -16 = 13 - 29 - +
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
#5603 -18 = 15 - 33 - +
cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
#5602 -15 = 15 - 30 - +
surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
#5601 -16 = 14 - 30 - +
it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
#5600 -4 = 21 - 25 - +
your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
#5599 -12 = 18 - 30 - +
Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
#5598 -17 = 17 - 34 - +
Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
#5597 -20 = 13 - 33 - +
A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
#5596 -16 = 17 - 33 - +
Tick tick tick
#5595 -22 = 12 - 34 - +
Imprint your reality here.
#5594 -20 = 16 - 36 - +
Confront the system.
#5593 -15 = 15 - 30 - +
I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
#5592 -14 = 20 - 34 - +
I am the voice in your head.
#5591 -13 = 32 - 45 - +
Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
#5590 -21 = 18 - 39 - +
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
#5589 -24 = 15 - 39 - +
Blessed are they with a good left hook.
#5588 -16 = 20 - 36 - +

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