You are one tragedy away from dying.
This sentence has never been written.
Normal is a curve.
I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
I do hesitate to ask.
Approbio si latine loqueris
I invented plagiarism.
Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
choice != control
i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
without chaos, there can not be order
Booby Booby Bum Bum
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