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#5270 -2 = 7 - 9 - +
I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
#5269 -4 = 5 - 9 - +
God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
#5268 -1 = 7 - 8 - +
HAIL TETRIS!
#5267 -3 = 9 - 12 - +
"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
#5266 -4 = 8 - 12 - +
 
 
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#5265 -7 = 9 - 16 - +
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
#5264 -6 = 10 - 16 - +
An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
#5263 -6 = 8 - 14 - +
Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
#5262 -5 = 13 - 18 - +
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
#5261 -10 = 10 - 20 - +
i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
#5260 26 = 45 - 19 - +
Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
#5259 0 = 17 - 17 - +
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
#5258 -1 = 15 - 16 - +
There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
#5257 2 = 23 - 21 - +
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
#5256 -8 = 18 - 26 - +
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
#5255 -12 = 13 - 25 - +
TO BE IS TO DUDE.
#5254 -5 = 18 - 23 - +
Death is not only for you.
#5253 -10 = 17 - 27 - +
Life is not only for you.
#5252 -10 = 15 - 25 - +
I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
#5251 -3 = 20 - 23 - +

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