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Blessed are the trouble makers
#5587 -18 = 9 - 27 - +
Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
#5586 -20 = 9 - 29 - +
If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
#5585 -18 = 14 - 32 - +
If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
#5584 -15 = 16 - 31 - +
I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
#5583 -15 = 16 - 31 - +
               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
#5582 -15 = 20 - 35 - +
Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
#5581 -14 = 20 - 34 - +
The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
#5580 -20 = 16 - 36 - +
Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
#5579 -16 = 18 - 34 - +
I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
#5578 -28 = 15 - 43 - +
Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
#5577 -18 = 13 - 31 - +
Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
#5576 -13 = 22 - 35 - +
The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
#5575 -15 = 22 - 37 - +
Orwell was an optimist
#5574 -20 = 19 - 39 - +
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
#5573 -13 = 26 - 39 - +
"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
#5572 -9 = 30 - 39 - +
Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
#5571 -12 = 27 - 39 - +
I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
#5570 -19 = 24 - 43 - +
"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
#5569 -18 = 19 - 37 - +
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
#5568 -10 = 36 - 46 - +

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