Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
#5499 -11 = 6 - 17 - +
I be the motherfucking hype bomb
#5498 -12 = 5 - 17 - +
Motherfucker who you playing
#5497 -10 = 6 - 16 - +
your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
#5496 -16 = 11 - 27 - +
Law = X/0
#5495 -12 = 21 - 33 - +
BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
#5494 -15 = 21 - 36 - +
My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
#5493 -13 = 22 - 35 - +
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
#5492 -7 = 22 - 29 - +
Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
#5491 -10 = 21 - 31 - +
The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
#5490 -6 = 28 - 34 - +
If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
#5489 -14 = 24 - 38 - +
I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
#5488 -12 = 21 - 33 - +
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
#5487 -10 = 21 - 31 - +
If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
#5486 -9 = 24 - 33 - +
EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
#5485 -16 = 25 - 41 - +
BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
#5484 -24 = 32 - 56 - +
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
#5483 -16 = 37 - 53 - +
Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
#5482 -10 = 47 - 57 - +
Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
#5481 -19 = 41 - 60 - +

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