One Sentence Memebombs Database

Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism

#5270 -2 = 7 - 9 - +

I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.

#5269 -4 = 5 - 9 - +

God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged

#5268 -1 = 7 - 8 - +

HAIL TETRIS!

#5267 -3 = 9 - 12 - +

"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow

#5266 -4 = 8 - 12 - +

ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ก็็็็็็็็ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้.ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็..กิิิิิิิิิ.กิิิิิิ.กิิิ

#5265 -7 = 9 - 16 - +

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees

#5264 -6 = 10 - 16 - +

An unborn face entailed a naked mind.

#5263 -6 = 8 - 14 - +

Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!

#5262 -5 = 13 - 18 - +

I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?

#5261 -10 = 10 - 20 - +

i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...

#5260 26 = 45 - 19 - +

Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait

#5259 0 = 17 - 17 - +

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.

#5258 -1 = 15 - 16 - +

There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.

#5257 2 = 23 - 21 - +

"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".

#5256 -8 = 18 - 26 - +

The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.

#5255 -12 = 13 - 25 - +

TO BE IS TO DUDE.

#5254 -5 = 18 - 23 - +

Death is not only for you.

#5253 -10 = 17 - 27 - +

Life is not only for you.

#5252 -10 = 15 - 25 - +

I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.

#5251 -3 = 20 - 23 - +

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