Semi Official Memebomb Archive

we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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the voice of god is just a construct
#6005 -124 = 106 - 230 - +
ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
#6004 -114 = 102 - 216 - +
Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
#6003 -106 = 101 - 207 - +
what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
#6002 -84 = 154 - 238 - +
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
#6001 -127 = 92 - 219 - +
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
#6000 -125 = 101 - 226 - +
If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
#5999 -133 = 96 - 229 - +
Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
#5998 -129 = 91 - 220 - +
Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
#5997 -117 = 113 - 230 - +
Politics is war by other means
#5996 -81 = 128 - 209 - +
what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
#5995 -107 = 118 - 225 - +
if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
#5994 -91 = 123 - 214 - +
my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
#5993 -123 = 124 - 247 - +
what time is it on mars?
#5992 -95 = 115 - 210 - +
what i think i am
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
#5990 -73 = 156 - 229 - +
anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
#5989 -108 = 154 - 262 - +
What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
#5988 -103 = 133 - 236 - +
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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