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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
#5443 -35 = 64 - 99 - +
Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
#5442 -28 = 76 - 104 - +
i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
#5441 -18 = 74 - 92 - +
The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
#5439 -11 = 71 - 82 - +
California dreaming blame Hofmann
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
#5437 -16 = 87 - 103 - +
Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
#5436 -22 = 78 - 100 - +
if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
#5435 -21 = 86 - 107 - +
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
#5434 -31 = 80 - 111 - +
This sentence is false.
#5433 -21 = 84 - 105 - +
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
#5432 -2 = 96 - 98 - +
NO ONE SAVES YOU
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
#5430 -35 = 78 - 113 - +
Obscurity bears no heroes
#5429 -15 = 90 - 105 - +
Duck
#5428 -15 = 88 - 103 - +
Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
#5427 -24 = 88 - 112 - +
The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
#5426 -20 = 97 - 117 - +
Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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