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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
#5568 -10 = 36 - 46 - +
Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
#5567 -13 = 21 - 34 - +
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
#5566 -13 = 28 - 41 - +
The new world order is sorted descending.
#5565 -10 = 19 - 29 - +
Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
#5564 -11 = 19 - 30 - +
Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
#5563 1 = 46 - 45 - +
The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
#5562 -8 = 22 - 30 - +
Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
#5561 -9 = 25 - 34 - +
Everything happens for no reason
#5560 -12 = 34 - 46 - +
Legalize poverty
#5559 -10 = 35 - 45 - +
monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
#5558 -13 = 38 - 51 - +
i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
#5557 -5 = 54 - 59 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -7 = 45 - 52 - +
Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
#5555 -9 = 55 - 64 - +
"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
#5554 -20 = 51 - 71 - +
World's Best Dad
#5553 -23 = 46 - 69 - +
PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
#5552 -19 = 53 - 72 - +
It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
#5551 -21 = 46 - 67 - +
If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
#5550 -20 = 56 - 76 - +

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