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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
#5445 -26 = 69 - 95 - +
happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
#5444 -28 = 78 - 106 - +
everything was better, back when everything was worse.
#5443 -37 = 67 - 104 - +
Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
#5442 -32 = 78 - 110 - +
i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
#5441 -18 = 78 - 96 - +
The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
#5440 -16 = 75 - 91 - +
The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
#5439 -12 = 73 - 85 - +
California dreaming blame Hofmann
#5438 -21 = 71 - 92 - +
If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
#5437 -18 = 90 - 108 - +
Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
#5436 -19 = 84 - 103 - +
if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
#5435 -19 = 89 - 108 - +
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
#5434 -30 = 84 - 114 - +
This sentence is false.
#5433 -20 = 88 - 108 - +
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
#5432 1 = 100 - 99 - +
NO ONE SAVES YOU
#5431 -10 = 94 - 104 - +
He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
#5430 -32 = 83 - 115 - +
Obscurity bears no heroes
#5429 -16 = 94 - 110 - +
Duck
#5428 -14 = 91 - 105 - +
Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
#5427 -25 = 91 - 116 - +
The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
#5426 -22 = 99 - 121 - +

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