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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
#5549 -22 = 50 - 72 - +
so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
#5548 -12 = 55 - 67 - +
GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
#5547 -9 = 52 - 61 - +
Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
#5546 -9 = 49 - 58 - +
F(n) = O(r+d)
#5545 -4 = 56 - 60 - +
Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
#5544 -6 = 63 - 69 - +
well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
#5543 -9 = 60 - 69 - +
Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
#5542 -20 = 46 - 66 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -14 = 56 - 70 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#5540 -7 = 70 - 77 - +
whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
#5539 -16 = 52 - 68 - +
IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
#5538 -13 = 46 - 59 - +
19februholidamned
#5537 -4 = 50 - 54 - +
I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
#5536 -10 = 51 - 61 - +
Fuck god
I love her
#5535 -11 = 43 - 54 - +
Save the banks lol
#5534 -12 = 39 - 51 - +
Clara mascara
#5533 -19 = 35 - 54 - +
Where is rez ist when i need her?
#5532 -6 = 42 - 48 - +
go fuck yourself
No really
#5531 -13 = 41 - 54 - +
Kook cain
#5530 -17 = 33 - 50 - +

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