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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
#5589 -25 = 16 - 41 - +
Blessed are they with a good left hook.
#5588 -16 = 21 - 37 - +
Blessed are the trouble makers
#5587 -23 = 18 - 41 - +
Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
#5586 -28 = 15 - 43 - +
If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
#5585 -26 = 20 - 46 - +
If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
#5584 -23 = 23 - 46 - +
I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
#5583 -22 = 24 - 46 - +
               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
#5582 -24 = 26 - 50 - +
Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
#5581 -18 = 30 - 48 - +
The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
#5580 -29 = 25 - 54 - +
Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
#5579 -27 = 26 - 53 - +
I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
#5578 -34 = 18 - 52 - +
Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
#5577 -25 = 16 - 41 - +
Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
#5576 -17 = 27 - 44 - +
The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
#5575 -22 = 25 - 47 - +
Orwell was an optimist
#5574 -25 = 25 - 50 - +
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
#5573 -17 = 33 - 50 - +
"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
#5572 -13 = 37 - 50 - +
Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
#5571 -20 = 29 - 49 - +
I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
#5570 -28 = 30 - 58 - +

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