Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -23 = 30 - 53 - +
I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
#5835 -28 = 25 - 53 - +
It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
#5833 -20 = 29 - 49 - +
golfers are the illuminati
#5832 -22 = 27 - 49 - +
operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
#5831 -22 = 33 - 55 - +
all roads lead to qumran
#5830 -18 = 34 - 52 - +
Very vinnie voorhees
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
#5828 -21 = 31 - 52 - +
Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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No farms, no food, no problem.
#5826 -30 = 32 - 62 - +
Seize the means of collapse.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
#5824 -36 = 34 - 70 - +
earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
#5823 -28 = 39 - 67 - +
moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
#5822 -32 = 37 - 69 - +
"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
#5821 -34 = 31 - 65 - +
people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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