Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
There is no real secret to feeling OK.
OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
the important thing is to cum...
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
Marx invented capitalism.
onion rings are vegetable donuts
lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
você esperava por uma frase em português?
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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