Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's not my struggle
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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This sentence has never been written.
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Normal is a curve.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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I invented plagiarism.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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choice != control
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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