My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
Common sense is common nonsense.
if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
This is a pipe.
are you a Bart or a Lisa?
if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
I love you too.
Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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