Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What just happened?
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Leadership means taxes
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Do not read this.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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JUST THINKING
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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you sure its safe?
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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I don't exist.
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I saw what you did just now
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We'll make you happy
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Think while it's still illegal
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Average is such a mean word
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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This sentence has never been written.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Have a good day, or die.
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You are a product.
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Freedom is a party
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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you read my fucking mind
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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security makes me nervous
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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This is Not an Exist.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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My god is bigger.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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You better know
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