Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Love's as good as soma!
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Please clean up after your god.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Forget you even read this.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Open horse fucking
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Do you think that went well?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Smoke fish.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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People are Human.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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I don't believe you.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Normality is a luxury
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Why are you so sure?
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Eating the menu?
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Every one can read your mind.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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All generalisations are false
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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private property created crime
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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just believing something can make it happen
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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