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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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unleash infinity
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worrying can help you prepare
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Make like nature: select all.
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Government Complaints Box
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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This sentence is false.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Small minds think alike, too.
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wait faster
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Security Through Obscurity
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Soil isn't a document
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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The only enemy is good
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Are you a character or a being?
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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The police are your friends.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Should we start over?
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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The truth never set anyone free
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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I see what you did there.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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I like.
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This isn't all true.
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noise can be hostile
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Plan early, plan twice
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