Semi Official Memebomb Archive

And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Somebody hates you
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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This side up.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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I am the voice in your head.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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YOU will live forever!
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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God is a word.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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know it's naught!
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Success: Just say NO.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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jesus was a roman mole
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You don't need this ----->
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Have that mole checked out
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Science is a cult
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alzheimer macht frei
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Free? Prove it!
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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eris is my higher power
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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