Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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this conversation isnt over
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Free
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Tick tick tick
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Find your passion for apathy
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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You grok?
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These words mean nothing.
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YOU will live forever!
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In-con-CEIvable!
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Was it worth it?
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Fuck god
I love her
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How are you reading this?
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Let's be cruel!
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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I don't exist.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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You better know
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Can I askew a question?
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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listen when your body talks
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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History is written by the winners
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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