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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Vegetables are murder.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Can I ask you a second question?
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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everything that's interesting is new
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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to be is not to be
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Did I just say that out loud?
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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The Earth Will Shake.
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This is a pipe.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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you can even marry harry
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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No pain, no pain.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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You're a great actor!
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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GET OVER IT
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Hallucination is no private matter
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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starvation is nature's way
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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is this a stupid question?
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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The Machine is Us.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Lady Inspired
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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