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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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its funny cause its true
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Stop history
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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averageness is a point of view
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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There are no gold prisons
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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To be free today means to participate.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Keep quiet about this.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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They think you're weird.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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When was the first time you felt great?
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Let's be cruel!
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It's good to be the King.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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the ripple is not the water.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Bored people are boring people.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Happiness is a new idea.
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everything that's interesting is new
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Holy shit look over there --->
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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