Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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this post scares me
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...and then there is this faggot...
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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care to expand?
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Lucifer goes to church.
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You Can Use Fire
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Down is the new up!
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Recycle your pets
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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WAKE UP.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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You are one of the masks
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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free water! Take one!
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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life is short..
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No one has died for your sins
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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problem solver or problem maker
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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You are what you hate.
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it's a headless blunder
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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illness is a state of mind
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Grate with purpose
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the void does not exist
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Make it so!
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Find your passion for apathy
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But we'll never survive!
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Be excellent to each other
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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[citation needed]
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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