Semi Official Memebomb Archive

choose life
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
#1567 -42 = 258 - 300 - +
Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
#2166 -48 = 273 - 321 - +
Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
#1310 -46 = 159 - 205 - +
Universal quantifications are always wrong.
#4901 -51 = 146 - 197 - +
It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
#1815 -57 = 189 - 246 - +
You're being lied to by yourself.
#4738 -52 = 166 - 218 - +
It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
#5067 -58 = 187 - 245 - +
WAKE UP.
#3048 -42 = 202 - 244 - +
[insert witty meme here]
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
#5086 -43 = 222 - 265 - +
Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
#1748 -45 = 163 - 208 - +
There's no upside to believing in what's true.
#5211 -47 = 132 - 179 - +
Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
#835 -63 = 217 - 280 - +
Your brain is itchy
#3396 -44 = 192 - 236 - +
On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
#2215 -41 = 187 - 228 - +
Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
#5214 -51 = 183 - 234 - +
No purpose necessary
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kill your idols befor they kill you
#4491 -54 = 165 - 219 - +
A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
#4433 -44 = 172 - 216 - +
Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
#1149 -48 = 229 - 277 - +
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
#5492 -53 = 140 - 193 - +
Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
#5088 -42 = 229 - 271 - +
the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
#4849 -45 = 145 - 190 - +
hope is self-replicating
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
#4098 -45 = 163 - 208 - +
Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
#1439 -62 = 230 - 292 - +
Binge on Education, Shit Success.
#4356 -50 = 121 - 171 - +
you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
#3295 -46 = 143 - 189 - +
survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
#2588 -43 = 180 - 223 - +
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
#1394 -46 = 131 - 177 - +
Paradox isn't.
#2263 -40 = 270 - 310 - +
TO BE IS TO DUDE.
#5254 -43 = 169 - 212 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
#5680 -52 = 220 - 272 - +
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
#5432 -46 = 221 - 267 - +
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
#3122 -48 = 234 - 282 - +
If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
#1630 -42 = 222 - 264 - +
every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
#5169 -45 = 230 - 275 - +
Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
#4354 -50 = 238 - 288 - +
Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
#741 -46 = 339 - 385 - +
What will you be forgotten as?
#4684 -45 = 258 - 303 - +
The good need no rules. The bad have none.
#4087 -42 = 238 - 280 - +
trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
#5339 -47 = 135 - 182 - +
The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
#4954 -47 = 192 - 239 - +
What are you really thinking about?
#3134 -43 = 197 - 240 - +
If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
#4252 -78 = 195 - 273 - +
A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
#4703 -44 = 221 - 265 - +
Try reading this page out loud.
#3009 -43 = 154 - 197 - +
hiding your emotions is despicable
#1422 -48 = 171 - 219 - +
It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
#5879 -8 = 20 - 28 - +
Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
#4563 -47 = 145 - 192 - +
90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
#5712 -51 = 96 - 147 - +
His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
#5405 -52 = 189 - 241 - +
Don't compensate, IMITATE!
#1069 -55 = 193 - 248 - +
I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
#1600 -40 = 200 - 240 - +
If you can read this, I love you.
#1680 -50 = 346 - 396 - +
Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
#1409 -50 = 259 - 309 - +
Rebel against this command.
#2388 -50 = 524 - 574 - +
pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
#2347 -55 = 164 - 219 - +
No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
#2159 -44 = 154 - 198 - +
guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
#1360 -45 = 174 - 219 - +
If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
#5486 -45 = 141 - 186 - +
REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
#5813 -39 = 49 - 88 - +
I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
#1550 -47 = 147 - 194 - +
What is it with you and money?
#3796 -44 = 414 - 458 - +
No forbidding allowed.
#2131 -44 = 241 - 285 - +
Civilization is sterilization.
#4727 -41 = 193 - 234 - +
Invent a problem
#4579 -46 = 202 - 248 - +
Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
#3127 -45 = 206 - 251 - +
There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
#3825 -47 = 228 - 275 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
#4043 -44 = 217 - 261 - +
The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
#2682 -36 = 242 - 278 - +
What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
#3156 -55 = 399 - 454 - +
You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
#3285 -70 = 155 - 225 - +
The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
#2632 -54 = 196 - 250 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -44 = 496 - 540 - +
You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
#3328 -42 = 290 - 332 - +
That wasn't aimed at you.
#2624 -44 = 181 - 225 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -48 = 274 - 322 - +
Kill Your Idols.
#1923 -66 = 182 - 248 - +
The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
#5634 -88 = 113 - 201 - +
Warning: mind The Gap.
#3659 -47 = 204 - 251 - +
Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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low expectations are good protection
#2006 -45 = 219 - 264 - +
The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
#2811 -64 = 237 - 301 - +
Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
#3680 -45 = 303 - 348 - +
History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
#1430 -47 = 267 - 314 - +
Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
#5407 -51 = 173 - 224 - +
What if you're the one?
#3144 -42 = 214 - 256 - +
The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
#2649 -46 = 271 - 317 - +
 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
#3997 -45 = 252 - 297 - +
Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
#3608 -47 = 211 - 258 - +
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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there are too few immutable truths today
#2834 -45 = 140 - 185 - +
A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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