Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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you sure its safe?
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Everybody knows.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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This is now part of your day.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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[Citation Needed]
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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True love is overrated
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Existence is futile
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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All myths are modern
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Holy shit look over there --->
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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It's good to be the King.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Slippery when slick
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Critique Thyself
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Nothing real requires faith.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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