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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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planning for the future is escapism
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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consider the inconsiderate.
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keep the lasagna flying
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The media lies.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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i don't hate crime.
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hate love - love hate
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god cares for you more.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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All that is colossal is fraud
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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i never always win.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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I really like writing on walls
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Infect Yourself.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Only the insane prosper
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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wait,
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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suk up and pop
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Should we start over?
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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How are you reading this?
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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wishing things away is not effective
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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-hyphencypher-
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You are Powerful!
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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You were alone before they left you
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don't postpone joy
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Robots bleed red
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