Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Negation is definition
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Be as if.
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Why are you so sure?
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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ISABELLAH
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this is one sentence.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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If you can this.... you can read
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GET OVER IT
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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People are revolting
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you smell like your mistress.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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deceive regularly
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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fuck bitches, get money.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Coitus ergo sum.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Let's be cruel!
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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words tend to be inadequate
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Knock yourself out.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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