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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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levity sucks.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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annoy the boring
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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You are literate
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Free will is compulsory.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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This is a mindjacking!
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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don't postpone joy
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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No purpose necessary
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Vegetables are murder.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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I will never lie to you.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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