Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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