Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
#590 268 = 2271 - 2003 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 208 = 2132 - 1924 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 192 = 2203 - 2011 - +
Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 61 = 1997 - 1936 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 35 = 1893 - 1858 - +
It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
#3800 24 = 1934 - 1910 - +
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
#3988 8 = 1805 - 1797 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
#3941 3 = 1811 - 1808 - +
never share your dreams with a pro
#5929 1 = 14 - 13 - +
Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
#5927 -1 = 24 - 25 - +
23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
#5930 -1 = 1 - 2 - +
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 -2 = 1892 - 1894 - +
Negation is definition
#5918 -3 = 34 - 37 - +
Death when it comes will have no sheep.
#5928 -3 = 15 - 18 - +
dumbing down is as dumbing down does
#5920 -5 = 32 - 37 - +
EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
#5925 -5 = 25 - 30 - +
INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
#5926 -5 = 25 - 30 - +
Right now people are dying because they are invisible
#5910 -6 = 36 - 42 - +
Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
#5922 -6 = 30 - 36 - +
life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
#5921 -8 = 30 - 38 - +
no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
#5923 -8 = 24 - 32 - +
If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
#5908 -9 = 39 - 48 - +
in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
#5919 -9 = 31 - 40 - +
Is your right to forget unalienable?
#5912 -10 = 32 - 42 - +
This is the age of isis
#5916 -12 = 30 - 42 - +
You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
#5911 -13 = 32 - 45 - +
Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
#5914 -13 = 32 - 45 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -14 = 58 - 72 - +
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
#5904 -14 = 62 - 76 - +
I really like writing on walls
#5917 -14 = 31 - 45 - +
chaos is just unseen patterns
#5899 -15 = 88 - 103 - +
this is one sentence.
#5909 -15 = 27 - 42 - +
Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
#5924 -16 = 19 - 35 - +
All myths are modern
#5886 -17 = 126 - 143 - +
Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
#5913 -17 = 26 - 43 - +
Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
#5907 -18 = 39 - 57 - +
Everyone has a personal fnord
#5915 -18 = 28 - 46 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -19 = 125 - 144 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -19 = 112 - 131 - +
templates and imprinting go hand in hand
#5903 -19 = 54 - 73 - +
I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
#5905 -19 = 58 - 77 - +
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
#3858 -20 = 1898 - 1918 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
#5769 -22 = 319 - 341 - +
in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
#5906 -22 = 41 - 63 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#5874 -24 = 126 - 150 - +
lmao wtf did u expect
#5901 -25 = 65 - 90 - +
Order in form; Chaos in content
#5896 -28 = 91 - 119 - +
dedicated to the prettiest one
#5898 -28 = 89 - 117 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
#587 -29 = 1916 - 1945 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -30 = 149 - 179 - +
wait faster
#5892 -30 = 111 - 141 - +
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
#5878 -31 = 112 - 143 - +
It's OK to want or need something from someone else
#5834 -32 = 142 - 174 - +
Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
#5895 -33 = 93 - 126 - +
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
#5819 -35 = 155 - 190 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -35 = 142 - 177 - +
Lady Inspired
#5862 -35 = 142 - 177 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
#5840 -36 = 139 - 175 - +
you are now entering!
#5858 -36 = 149 - 185 - +
These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
#5880 -36 = 100 - 136 - +
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
#5894 -36 = 89 - 125 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -37 = 299 - 336 - +
God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
#5776 -37 = 269 - 306 - +
I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
#5842 -38 = 141 - 179 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
#5850 -38 = 143 - 181 - +
There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
#5876 -38 = 110 - 148 - +
money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
#5893 -38 = 97 - 135 - +
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
#5900 -38 = 71 - 109 - +
The dead define culture
#5888 -39 = 110 - 149 - +
This isn't all true.
#4773 -40 = 251 - 291 - +
operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
#5831 -40 = 136 - 176 - +
The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
#5891 -40 = 100 - 140 - +
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
#4382 -41 = 1170 - 1211 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -41 = 293 - 334 - +
God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
#5268 -41 = 216 - 257 - +
An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
#5881 -41 = 98 - 139 - +
greyface rules over the greyworld
#5897 -41 = 81 - 122 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -42 = 394 - 436 - +
every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
#4818 -42 = 213 - 255 - +
The future is here: everything must be destroyed
#5877 -42 = 110 - 152 - +
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
#5885 -42 = 105 - 147 - +
Do you want a cookie?
#3585 -43 = 203 - 246 - +
I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
#4381 -43 = 299 - 342 - +
That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
#4834 -43 = 219 - 262 - +
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -43 = 470 - 513 - +
Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
#5555 -43 = 261 - 304 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
#5737 -43 = 282 - 325 - +
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
#5883 -43 = 101 - 144 - +
Guns don't kill people, I do.
#1362 -44 = 215 - 259 - +
Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
#1418 -44 = 449 - 493 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
#1961 -44 = 281 - 325 - +
God made me an atheist.
#4235 -44 = 259 - 303 - +
The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
#4254 -44 = 244 - 288 - +
there is no Jew world fnorder
#4827 -44 = 274 - 318 - +
OGLUM BAK GiT!
#5167 -44 = 199 - 243 - +
The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
#4265 -45 = 347 - 392 - +
Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
#4333 -45 = 271 - 316 - +
The Revolution will not be civilized
#4517 -45 = 240 - 285 - +
Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
#4518 -45 = 241 - 286 - +
I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
#4797 -45 = 211 - 256 - +

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