Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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