Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 222 = 1986 - 1764 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 213 = 2055 - 1842 - +
Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 80 = 1838 - 1758 - +
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 41 = 1764 - 1723 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
#3800 27 = 1782 - 1755 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
#3941 27 = 1672 - 1645 - +
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
#3988 15 = 1641 - 1626 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
#587 14 = 1772 - 1758 - +
Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
#5866 1 = 2 - 1 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
#5867 0 = 1 - 1 - +
If you want to follow the herd be selfish
#5868 0 = 1 - 1 - +
Two-faced book
#5869 0 = 1 - 1 - +
most of the high points of my life involved drugs
#5865 -1 = 3 - 4 - +
all roads lead to qumran
#5830 -4 = 19 - 23 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -4 = 16 - 20 - +
you are now leaving!
#5859 -4 = 14 - 18 - +
When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
#5863 -4 = 13 - 17 - +
Everything is on fire, and I love it
#5764 -5 = 188 - 193 - +
Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
#5851 -5 = 20 - 25 - +
Lady Inspired
#5862 -5 = 13 - 18 - +
The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
#5864 -5 = 10 - 15 - +
Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
#5827 -6 = 24 - 30 - +
It's OK to want or need something from someone else
#5834 -6 = 17 - 23 - +
Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
#5861 -6 = 13 - 19 - +
Capitalism only works in theory.
#5847 -7 = 17 - 24 - +
Only bad music has any meaning
#5849 -7 = 19 - 26 - +
Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
#5852 -7 = 18 - 25 - +
Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
#5860 -7 = 15 - 22 - +
I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
#5844 -8 = 16 - 24 - +
a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
#5856 -8 = 14 - 22 - +
operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
#5831 -9 = 18 - 27 - +
I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
#5842 -9 = 14 - 23 - +
There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
#5845 -9 = 17 - 26 - +
Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
#5828 -10 = 20 - 30 - +
golfers are the illuminati
#5832 -10 = 14 - 24 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
#5840 -10 = 14 - 24 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -10 = 11 - 21 - +
Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
#5848 -10 = 16 - 26 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
#5850 -10 = 16 - 26 - +
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
#5838 -11 = 14 - 25 - +
I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
#5841 -11 = 14 - 25 - +
The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
#5843 -11 = 14 - 25 - +
I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
#5846 -11 = 16 - 27 - +
What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
#5854 -11 = 12 - 23 - +
BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
#5857 -11 = 11 - 22 - +
you are now entering!
#5858 -11 = 11 - 22 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
#5769 -13 = 174 - 187 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -13 = 162 - 175 - +
We are here to grow our souls
#5795 -13 = 54 - 67 - +
I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
#5835 -13 = 12 - 25 - +
Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
#5839 -13 = 12 - 25 - +
DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
#5805 -14 = 32 - 46 - +
BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
#5811 -14 = 36 - 50 - +
What fortunate events led you to this point?
#5833 -14 = 12 - 26 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -14 = 14 - 28 - +
You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
#5746 -15 = 197 - 212 - +
Very vinnie voorhees
#5829 -15 = 15 - 30 - +
 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
#3972 -16 = 1303 - 1319 - +
The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
#5787 -16 = 71 - 87 - +
The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
#5818 -16 = 32 - 48 - +
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
#5819 -17 = 27 - 44 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -17 = 9 - 26 - +
hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
#5800 -18 = 44 - 62 - +
SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
#5809 -18 = 28 - 46 - +
[Drop meme bomb here]
#5814 -18 = 33 - 51 - +
earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
#5823 -18 = 27 - 45 - +
No farms, no food, no problem.
#5826 -18 = 20 - 38 - +
moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
#5822 -19 = 27 - 46 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
#1586 -20 = 1306 - 1326 - +
If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
#5767 -20 = 164 - 184 - +
to be is not to be
#5760 -21 = 174 - 195 - +
God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
#5776 -21 = 139 - 160 - +
be eristic in the face of anerisms
#5796 -21 = 47 - 68 - +
no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
#5815 -21 = 31 - 52 - +
FEAR IS WORSHIP
#5812 -21 = 31 - 52 - +
Quick! Everyone count to zero!
#2360 -22 = 429 - 451 - +
There is nothing special about the mind.
#5786 -22 = 72 - 94 - +
never fear goddess is here
#5791 -22 = 60 - 82 - +
FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
#5804 -23 = 27 - 50 - +
follow my directions: take the next left right?
#5808 -23 = 28 - 51 - +
the only person you will never leave is yourself
#5752 -24 = 175 - 199 - +
This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
#5777 -24 = 147 - 171 - +
HOPE IS CRUELTY
#5810 -24 = 29 - 53 - +
Seize the means of collapse.
#5825 -24 = 21 - 45 - +
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
#5747 -25 = 177 - 202 - +
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
#5773 -25 = 145 - 170 - +
the void does not exist
#5774 -25 = 153 - 178 - +
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
#5792 -25 = 57 - 82 - +
DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
#5807 -25 = 28 - 53 - +
a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
#5817 -25 = 26 - 51 - +
there are no cangoroos in austria!
#5824 -25 = 26 - 51 - +
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
#5781 -26 = 101 - 127 - +
15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
#5803 -26 = 38 - 64 - +
people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
#5820 -26 = 21 - 47 - +
1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
#5798 -27 = 39 - 66 - +
EVERYTHING IS MEAT
#5806 -27 = 26 - 53 - +
Superstition is bad luck.
#5755 -28 = 171 - 199 - +

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