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EAT BABIES
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Kwote Zero
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Your dick sucks!
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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all information is misinformation
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I know what you did last summer...
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fuck you
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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today is under construction
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Don't think
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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seize the means of imagination
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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ignorance is hell.
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Should we start over?
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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BUREAUCRAZY
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Self improvement is masturbation
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Lol, reality.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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I want your money back.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Sense is made, not born.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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MEMESTORM
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challenge your habits
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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i can't do that yet.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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i browse eye brows.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Slippery when slick
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STOP TALKING.
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This is the distraction.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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How often do you feel human?
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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#tigerblood
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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We Universe Itself
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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god cares for you more.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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