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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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levity sucks.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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change is an inside job
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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I was young and I needed the money
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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eris is my higher power
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Question lobotomy.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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19februholidamned
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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the future is here now
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Think while it's still illegal
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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We Universe Itself
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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annoy the boring
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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I am high, bye
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Feel great with purpose
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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i think therefore i think i am
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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go fuck yourself
No really
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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