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#6382 -11 = 56 - 67 - +
I know what you did last summer...
#6378 -22 = 217 - 239 - +
pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
#6381 -35 = 128 - 163 - +
MOVE FAST AND DIE.
#6375 -40 = 247 - 287 - +
EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
#6372 -44 = 246 - 290 - +
MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
#6371 -47 = 259 - 306 - +
my head hurts worse than yours
#6376 -47 = 243 - 290 - +
KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
#6373 -49 = 242 - 291 - +
SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
#6374 -49 = 251 - 300 - +
Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
#6380 -49 = 166 - 215 - +
ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
#6379 -51 = 199 - 250 - +
Killing is murder
#6370 -53 = 282 - 335 - +
Scream, it's the least you could do
#6368 -74 = 359 - 433 - +
kill someone today
#6377 -83 = 208 - 291 - +
life = murder
#6369 -94 = 303 - 397 - +
If your not confused your wrong
#6367 -95 = 467 - 562 - +
those without self-control seek to control others
#6240 -104 = 897 - 1001 - +
I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
#6315 -107 = 996 - 1103 - +
brainsprain
#6344 -111 = 807 - 918 - +
HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
#6296 -112 = 950 - 1062 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#1084 -113 = 850 - 963 - +
i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
#6356 -114 = 749 - 863 - +
Self improvement is masturbation
#2456 -115 = 882 - 997 - +
Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -116 = 614 - 730 - +
What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
#5757 -116 = 627 - 743 - +
CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6095 -117 = 925 - 1042 - +
Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
#1230 -118 = 765 - 883 - +
In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
#1757 -118 = 803 - 921 - +
Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
#3922 -118 = 594 - 712 - +
Start up, log in, zone out.
#2545 -118 = 589 - 707 - +
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
#5904 -118 = 823 - 941 - +
these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
#6266 -118 = 872 - 990 - +
The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
#3872 -119 = 1122 - 1241 - +
Coitus ergo sum.
#927 -120 = 605 - 725 - +
It is not down on any map; true places never are.
#1813 -120 = 933 - 1053 - +
Don't think
#1098 -121 = 939 - 1060 - +
I bet you stepped in it.
#1490 -121 = 632 - 753 - +
If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
#1731 -121 = 679 - 800 - +
minimalism is about the details
#2052 -121 = 720 - 841 - +
most people are not fit to rule themselves
#2075 -121 = 643 - 764 - +
See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
#2455 -121 = 555 - 676 - +
You are now breathing manually.
#3270 -121 = 949 - 1070 - +
Are you sure? Why not?
#3707 -121 = 678 - 799 - +
Ideology is a thought killer.
#3904 -121 = 1343 - 1464 - +
The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
#4111 -121 = 1012 - 1133 - +
'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
#5159 -121 = 530 - 651 - +
I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
#5583 -121 = 320 - 441 - +
sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
#6086 -121 = 509 - 630 - +
keep the lasagna flying
#6337 -121 = 886 - 1007 - +
It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
#1825 -122 = 700 - 822 - +
just believing something can make it happen
#1912 -122 = 780 - 902 - +
What are you thinking now that you are finished?
#3136 -122 = 629 - 751 - +
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
#3145 -122 = 806 - 928 - +
You have been selected for a secret mission.
#3317 -122 = 627 - 749 - +
You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
#3370 -122 = 476 - 598 - +
When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
#3462 -122 = 922 - 1044 - +
You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
#4011 -122 = 678 - 800 - +
What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
#4406 -122 = 888 - 1010 - +
If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
#4706 -122 = 763 - 885 - +
What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
#5065 -122 = 636 - 758 - +
if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
#5349 -122 = 767 - 889 - +
I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
#5517 -122 = 446 - 568 - +
END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
#1147 -123 = 1161 - 1284 - +
Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
#1165 -123 = 739 - 862 - +
Feel great with purpose
#1237 -123 = 575 - 698 - +
If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
#1671 -123 = 1280 - 1403 - +
Ignorance knows no boundaries.
#3901 -123 = 647 - 770 - +
My moral standing is lying down.
#2094 -123 = 661 - 784 - +
Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
#2288 -123 = 562 - 685 - +
reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
#2386 -123 = 1103 - 1226 - +
self-awareness can be crippling
#2457 -123 = 728 - 851 - +
She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
#2467 -123 = 516 - 639 - +
Support your local ceiling.
#2584 -123 = 936 - 1059 - +
The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
#2644 -123 = 543 - 666 - +
You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
#3268 -123 = 505 - 628 - +
if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
#3642 -123 = 413 - 536 - +
In the future, only the crowds are alone.
#3693 -123 = 656 - 779 - +
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
#3974 -123 = 687 - 810 - +
I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
#4132 -123 = 765 - 888 - +
While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
#4401 -123 = 704 - 827 - +
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
#4562 -123 = 671 - 794 - +
What's thee rush? You're already here.
#4751 -123 = 786 - 909 - +
TO BE IS TO DUDE.
#5254 -123 = 530 - 653 - +
chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
#5656 -123 = 685 - 808 - +
Fight Me
#5716 -123 = 382 - 505 - +
sodomy street: Dookie monster
#6187 -123 = 897 - 1020 - +
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
#6195 -123 = 811 - 934 - +
i browse eye brows.
#6246 -123 = 828 - 951 - +
Be a badass
#796 -124 = 847 - 971 - +
But we'll never survive!
#872 -124 = 690 - 814 - +
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
#1041 -124 = 721 - 845 - +
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
#1207 -124 = 643 - 767 - +
I make a living off of saying badass shit
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
#1651 -124 = 503 - 627 - +
It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
#1806 -124 = 667 - 791 - +
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
#2142 -124 = 697 - 821 - +
Quick! What are your last words?!
#2363 -124 = 655 - 779 - +
That's just what I believe
#2628 -124 = 619 - 743 - +
You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
#3903 -124 = 598 - 722 - +
Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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