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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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levity sucks.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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annoy the boring
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Nothing real requires faith.
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You are literate
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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People are Human.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Abstinence is perverted
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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routine is a link with the past
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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