Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
Location: London, England, United Kingdom
Location Lookup Sign up for Alerts! RSS Bookmark Share Print
The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
4403 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes
Based on the GPL Kwotes Project