Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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