Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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