Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
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