Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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