Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Perception is not reality
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The only enemy is good
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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wait faster
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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All myths are modern
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The dead define culture
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
#5893 -4 = 8 - 12 - +
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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you are now entering!
#5858 -9 = 62 - 71 - +
There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Are you living in the real world?
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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all roads lead to qumran
#5830 -14 = 61 - 75 - +
Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
#5866 -14 = 48 - 62 - +
The future is here: everything must be destroyed
#5877 -14 = 33 - 47 - +
Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
#5889 -14 = 18 - 32 - +
Panic carefully
#5875 -15 = 35 - 50 - +
Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
#5827 -16 = 64 - 80 - +
God is dead, long live God
#5873 -16 = 36 - 52 - +
You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
#5746 -17 = 241 - 258 - +
Laibach and Bank of England
#5871 -17 = 41 - 58 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
#587 -18 = 1812 - 1830 - +
golfers are the illuminati
#5832 -18 = 56 - 74 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -18 = 57 - 75 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#5874 -18 = 36 - 54 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -19 = 204 - 223 - +
Burning bush did 9/11
#5872 -19 = 36 - 55 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
#5840 -20 = 56 - 76 - +
If you want to follow the herd be selfish
#5868 -20 = 44 - 64 - +
Everything is on fire, and I love it
#5764 -22 = 234 - 256 - +
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
#5819 -22 = 67 - 89 - +
There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
#5845 -22 = 56 - 78 - +
Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
#5852 -22 = 59 - 81 - +
Two-faced book
#5869 -22 = 45 - 67 - +
If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
#5767 -23 = 213 - 236 - +
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
#5838 -23 = 55 - 78 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
#5856 -23 = 54 - 77 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
#5867 -23 = 49 - 72 - +
too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
#5870 -23 = 44 - 67 - +
Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
#5851 -24 = 57 - 81 - +
operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
#5831 -25 = 56 - 81 - +
Lady Inspired
#5862 -25 = 50 - 75 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
#5805 -26 = 64 - 90 - +
Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
#5839 -26 = 49 - 75 - +
Capitalism only works in theory.
#5847 -26 = 51 - 77 - +
BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
#5857 -26 = 51 - 77 - +
you are now leaving!
#5859 -26 = 53 - 79 - +
The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
#5843 -27 = 53 - 80 - +
I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
#5844 -27 = 53 - 80 - +
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
#5792 -28 = 102 - 130 - +
follow my directions: take the next left right?
#5808 -28 = 68 - 96 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -28 = 51 - 79 - +
Only bad music has any meaning
#5849 -28 = 58 - 86 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
#5850 -28 = 54 - 82 - +
When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
#5863 -28 = 54 - 82 - +
the void does not exist
#5774 -29 = 197 - 226 - +
We are here to grow our souls
#5795 -29 = 90 - 119 - +
BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
#5811 -29 = 69 - 98 - +
I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
#5842 -29 = 53 - 82 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
#5777 -30 = 189 - 219 - +
do robots dream of electronic beeps?
#5790 -30 = 93 - 123 - +
DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
#5807 -30 = 62 - 92 - +
What fortunate events led you to this point?
#5833 -30 = 53 - 83 - +
I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
#5835 -30 = 51 - 81 - +
most of the high points of my life involved drugs
#5865 -30 = 42 - 72 - +
Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
#5846 -31 = 51 - 82 - +
Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
#5861 -31 = 49 - 80 - +
 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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to be is not to be
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
#5804 -32 = 65 - 97 - +
SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
#5809 -32 = 65 - 97 - +
FEAR IS WORSHIP
#5812 -32 = 65 - 97 - +
Very vinnie voorhees
#5829 -32 = 48 - 80 - +
I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
#5841 -32 = 52 - 84 - +
I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
#5247 -33 = 203 - 236 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -33 = 54 - 87 - +
The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
#2682 -34 = 244 - 278 - +
Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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