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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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levity sucks.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
#2711 62 = 1300 - 1238 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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annoy the boring
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
#5620 3 = 40 - 37 - +
Free will is compulsory.
#5627 3 = 44 - 41 - +
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
#5631 3 = 40 - 37 - +
Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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what is future
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hope is self-replicating
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
#5648 0 = 7 - 7 - +
The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
#2717 -1 = 266 - 267 - +
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
#5626 -1 = 39 - 40 - +
I am my own god now
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
#5622 -2 = 38 - 40 - +
Small minds think alike, too.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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If you can read this, I love you.
#1680 -4 = 276 - 280 - +
whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
#5623 -4 = 37 - 41 - +
I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
#2192 -5 = 193 - 198 - +
Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
#2571 -5 = 213 - 218 - +
If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
#4125 -5 = 294 - 299 - +
reality doesn't understand itself.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
#2707 -7 = 229 - 236 - +
The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
#5038 -7 = 540 - 547 - +
Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
#5175 -7 = 126 - 133 - +
Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
#1344 -8 = 157 - 165 - +
It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
#4027 -8 = 359 - 367 - +
Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
#4737 -8 = 195 - 203 - +
Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
#5259 -8 = 134 - 142 - +
HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
#5624 -8 = 32 - 40 - +
I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
#1754 -9 = 199 - 208 - +
Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
#2569 -9 = 188 - 197 - +
There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
#3531 -9 = 196 - 205 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -9 = 297 - 306 - +
Personally, I blame society
#4024 -9 = 151 - 160 - +
In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
#5619 -9 = 35 - 44 - +
The chao goes mu.
#5635 -9 = 26 - 35 - +
"destroy memes" is a meme
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
#5074 -10 = 152 - 162 - +
God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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You were alone before they left you
#5632 -10 = 34 - 44 - +
Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
#5637 -10 = 27 - 37 - +
Abstinence is perverted
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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