Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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i am not a label (5 words)
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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remember to react
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Coffee is bean water.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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labels are not all inclusive
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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what time is it on mars?
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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what i think i am
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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ux = bb is watching you
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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chance the yeti
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Politics is war by other means
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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And I thought I was original!
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-Franois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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