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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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the void does not exist
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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to be is not to be
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Superstition is bad luck.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Question lobotomy.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Resistance is fertile
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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At the end you see it clear
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
#5780 -12 = 4 - 16 - +
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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And I thought I was original!
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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levity sucks.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -20 = 319 - 339 - +
if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
#5725 -20 = 105 - 125 - +
Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
#5680 -23 = 155 - 178 - +
Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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What is the first question?
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
#5717 -25 = 112 - 137 - +
Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Stop being used.
#3533 -27 = 136 - 163 - +
Try Dying.
#3914 -27 = 236 - 263 - +
It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
#5728 -28 = 73 - 101 - +
Here's what I know,
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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I hate prejudiced people.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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