Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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out of nothing comes something
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Subversive is the new black.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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unique things must be the most valuable
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What if you're the one?
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words tend to be inadequate
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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The only enemy is good
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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I hear music!
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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unleash infinity
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Nothing is 100% true
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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This is 'not cricket'.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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