Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Reality is only a theory
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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get thee behind me greyface
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Republican patriot fakers
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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abort that defeatist
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Freedom is a party
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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You're standing in it now.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Your brain is itchy
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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this is only a test
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Please press any door to continue
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Now is all you have.
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you are now manually dying
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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No good plan goes unpunished
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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i is imaginary.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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It's good to be the King.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Should we start over?
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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There is no conspiracy.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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