Semi Official Memebomb Archive

happy happens
#6341 -2 = 1 - 3 - +
toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
#6335 -3 = 70 - 73 - +
rattlesnakes are epic
#6336 -3 = 70 - 73 - +
anarchonistic
#6334 -4 = 69 - 73 - +
keep the lasagna flying
#6337 -4 = 67 - 71 - +
hate speech?
#6339 -5 = 41 - 46 - +
"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
#6340 -5 = 39 - 44 - +
HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
#6338 -6 = 57 - 63 - +
You can't bake a cake out of words
#6329 -8 = 70 - 78 - +
If not now, then when?
#6330 -9 = 68 - 77 - +
Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
#6332 -9 = 61 - 70 - +
Is that normal or is that just you?
#6333 -9 = 66 - 75 - +
the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
#6328 -11 = 97 - 108 - +
The difference between music and noise is desire.
#6325 -12 = 98 - 110 - +
Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
#6331 -13 = 63 - 76 - +
WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
#6327 -14 = 97 - 111 - +
homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
#6319 -16 = 135 - 151 - +
mad, not angry.
#6312 -20 = 142 - 162 - +
brobama
#6318 -21 = 132 - 153 - +
KNOW WHAT I MEME?
#6267 -22 = 169 - 191 - +
PROMISES PRIMACES
#6275 -22 = 150 - 172 - +
ALWAYS IS
#6277 -22 = 195 - 217 - +
I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
#6315 -22 = 141 - 163 - +
cancer cures smoking.
#6311 -22 = 158 - 180 - +
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
#6278 -23 = 191 - 214 - +
obamasyomama
#6317 -23 = 133 - 156 - +
you can be right and still be murdered
#6270 -25 = 176 - 201 - +
asshole
#6280 -25 = 162 - 187 - +
ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
#6306 -26 = 164 - 190 - +
IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
#6303 -27 = 164 - 191 - +
KNOW SHIT!
#6256 -28 = 183 - 211 - +
JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
#6287 -28 = 178 - 206 - +
nobody wants what anybody can have.
#6321 -28 = 108 - 136 - +
THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
#6323 -28 = 93 - 121 - +
SCORPION PIE
#6309 -29 = 150 - 179 - +
i never always win.
#6313 -29 = 134 - 163 - +
NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
#6326 -29 = 88 - 117 - +
AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
#6268 -30 = 185 - 215 - +
IN MY PANTS!
#6295 -30 = 148 - 178 - +
THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
#6305 -30 = 150 - 180 - +
Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
#6320 -30 = 99 - 129 - +
A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
#6324 -30 = 94 - 124 - +
slack lives matter
#6258 -31 = 162 - 193 - +
HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
#6296 -31 = 153 - 184 - +
ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
#6302 -31 = 149 - 180 - +
TREY CRAY
#6322 -31 = 98 - 129 - +
SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
#6300 -32 = 160 - 192 - +
HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
#6304 -32 = 154 - 186 - +
ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
#6310 -32 = 159 - 191 - +
ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
#6237 -33 = 142 - 175 - +
attention solipsists: you are not alone!
#6244 -33 = 154 - 187 - +
i'm just as god remade me
#6269 -33 = 144 - 177 - +
ice 4 eyes
#6271 -33 = 168 - 201 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -33 = 178 - 211 - +
nobody does anything anymore!
#6203 -34 = 143 - 177 - +
WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
#6285 -34 = 145 - 179 - +
DEATH SUCKS.
#6283 -34 = 147 - 181 - +
consider the inconsiderate.
#6291 -34 = 154 - 188 - +
POLITICALLY ERECT
#6314 -34 = 134 - 168 - +
you cannot bow down without bending over.
#6186 -35 = 123 - 158 - +
if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
#6159 -36 = 143 - 179 - +
every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
#6191 -36 = 122 - 158 - +
YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
#6279 -36 = 146 - 182 - +
seizure salad
#6172 -37 = 111 - 148 - +
when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
#6175 -37 = 146 - 183 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -37 = 128 - 165 - +
PROLIFUCK
#6216 -37 = 152 - 189 - +
ban censorship!
#6263 -37 = 161 - 198 - +
I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
#6298 -37 = 149 - 186 - +
death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
#6190 -38 = 126 - 164 - +
if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
#6163 -38 = 167 - 205 - +
People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
#6174 -38 = 123 - 161 - +
jesus hippie
#6243 -38 = 147 - 185 - +
escape from libtardia.
#6288 -38 = 140 - 178 - +
there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
#6282 -38 = 158 - 196 - +
I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
#6301 -38 = 147 - 185 - +
MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
#6299 -38 = 161 - 199 - +
i believe the earth is fat!
#6228 -39 = 128 - 167 - +
land of the fee
#6230 -39 = 151 - 190 - +
those without self-control seek to control others
#6240 -39 = 144 - 183 - +
Ateoff shitler
#6247 -39 = 158 - 197 - +
LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
#6251 -39 = 144 - 183 - +
the way is already narrow without your help.
#6272 -39 = 147 - 186 - +
PANTFARTICA
#6289 -39 = 139 - 178 - +
BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
#6294 -39 = 142 - 181 - +
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
#6307 -39 = 148 - 187 - +
the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
#6147 -40 = 164 - 204 - +
if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
#6221 -40 = 149 - 189 - +
some hacks hoax
#6239 -40 = 151 - 191 - +
human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
#6248 -40 = 156 - 196 - +
YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
#6276 -40 = 157 - 197 - +
LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
#6284 -40 = 150 - 190 - +
MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
#6297 -40 = 140 - 180 - +
i redundant already.
#6164 -41 = 127 - 168 - +
getting even is odd.
#6183 -41 = 140 - 181 - +
bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
#6182 -41 = 104 - 145 - +
pretend you have free will
#6204 -41 = 157 - 198 - +
DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
#6215 -41 = 134 - 175 - +
phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
#6250 -41 = 153 - 194 - +
KNOW NOW
#6259 -41 = 165 - 206 - +

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