Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Killing is murder
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life = murder
#6369 -19 = 90 - 109 - +
Scream, it's the least you could do
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If your not confused your wrong
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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brainsprain
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
#6296 -83 = 717 - 800 - +
keep the lasagna flying
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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God is an excuse.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
#4948 -95 = 604 - 699 - +
IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
#6222 -97 = 679 - 776 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -97 = 724 - 821 - +
FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
#6350 -97 = 527 - 624 - +
i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
#6354 -97 = 545 - 642 - +
DOWN WITH DISEASE
#1111 -98 = 783 - 881 - +
Don't think
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god cares for you more.
#6151 -99 = 653 - 752 - +
CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
#6292 -99 = 717 - 816 - +
uranus is a gas-giant.
#6362 -99 = 477 - 576 - +
you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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don't even talk about censorship!
#6249 -103 = 668 - 771 - +
dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
#6357 -103 = 535 - 638 - +
HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
#6220 -106 = 586 - 692 - +
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
#6293 -106 = 695 - 801 - +
The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
#4191 -107 = 1673 - 1780 - +
Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
#4569 -108 = 614 - 722 - +
escape from libtardia.
#6288 -108 = 673 - 781 - +
anarchonistic
#6334 -108 = 659 - 767 - +
travelight
#6348 -108 = 552 - 660 - +
Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
#2601 -109 = 638 - 747 - +
You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -109 = 633 - 742 - +
NANODICK
#6130 -109 = 576 - 685 - +
It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
#6364 -109 = 320 - 429 - +
You grok?
#3315 -110 = 697 - 807 - +
what was i just thinking about?
#6128 -110 = 633 - 743 - +
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
#2691 -111 = 645 - 756 - +
Reality lacks discretionary power
#4908 -111 = 1235 - 1346 - +
YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
#6161 -111 = 616 - 727 - +
MINDCRAFT
#6242 -111 = 637 - 748 - +
cancer cures smoking.
#6311 -111 = 740 - 851 - +
There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
#3968 -112 = 695 - 807 - +
DEATH SUCKS.
#6283 -112 = 684 - 796 - +
Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
#1939 -113 = 663 - 776 - +
I remember when all of you were semen.
#4225 -113 = 599 - 712 - +
The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
#5426 -113 = 674 - 787 - +
HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
#6091 -113 = 479 - 592 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -113 = 685 - 798 - +
MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
#6297 -113 = 712 - 825 - +
Darwin Hates You.
#978 -114 = 485 - 599 - +
I came, I saw, she conquered.
#1494 -114 = 552 - 666 - +
Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
#4259 -114 = 609 - 723 - +
This is the end
of the
end
#4578 -114 = 523 - 637 - +
maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
#4581 -114 = 539 - 653 - +
Newfags can't triforce
#5229 -114 = 626 - 740 - +
BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
#5984 -114 = 516 - 630 - +
xenophobes also fear you.
#6218 -114 = 635 - 749 - +
Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
#1039 -115 = 605 - 720 - +
Go on, I won't tell.
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I bet you stepped in it.
#1490 -115 = 430 - 545 - +
I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
#2703 -115 = 736 - 851 - +
You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
#3285 -115 = 449 - 564 - +
Holy shit look over there --->
#3553 -115 = 576 - 691 - +
Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
#4395 -115 = 692 - 807 - +
Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
#4759 -115 = 391 - 506 - +
If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
#5039 -115 = 461 - 576 - +
God doesn't believe in you, either.
#5076 -115 = 539 - 654 - +
TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
#6108 -115 = 504 - 619 - +
BUREAUCRAZY
#6122 -115 = 640 - 755 - +
BROFIST
#6131 -115 = 603 - 718 - +
i don't hate crime.
#6156 -115 = 535 - 650 - +
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
#6177 -115 = 576 - 691 - +
human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
#6273 -115 = 652 - 767 - +
LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
#6284 -115 = 684 - 799 - +
i never always win.
#6313 -115 = 697 - 812 - +
ICDUC2?
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
#2415 -116 = 487 - 603 - +
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
#2751 -116 = 788 - 904 - +
RAGE IS PEACE
#3601 -116 = 652 - 768 - +
discordia lumine maior
#4526 -116 = 507 - 623 - +
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
#4677 -116 = 522 - 638 - +
If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
#4771 -116 = 564 - 680 - +
go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
#5375 -116 = 459 - 575 - +
Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
#5427 -116 = 640 - 756 - +
12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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