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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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levity sucks.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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annoy the boring
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
#2192 -8 = 208 - 216 - +
democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
#5642 -8 = 40 - 48 - +
if Life sucks, cum on her lips
#5651 -8 = 9 - 17 - +
Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
#5626 -9 = 51 - 60 - +
what is future
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
#5622 -10 = 54 - 64 - +
Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Free will is compulsory.
#5627 -11 = 55 - 66 - +
If you can read this, I love you.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
#2571 -12 = 225 - 237 - +
The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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You are now breathing manually.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
#3359 -12 = 288 - 300 - +
If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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hope is self-replicating
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
#1131 -13 = 234 - 247 - +
Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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People are Human.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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timidity is laughable
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Vegetables are murder.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -13 = 160 - 173 - +
When was the first time you felt great?
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Not a Restroom
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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The cause is the effect.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Personally, I blame society
#4024 -13 = 158 - 171 - +
WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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