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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 213 = 2086 - 1873 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 188 = 2150 - 1962 - +
Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 62 = 1948 - 1886 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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chaos is just unseen patterns
#5899 3 = 52 - 49 - +
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
#5904 3 = 19 - 16 - +
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 0 = 1848 - 1848 - +
templates and imprinting go hand in hand
#5903 -4 = 13 - 17 - +
I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
#5905 -4 = 10 - 14 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -5 = 20 - 25 - +
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
#3858 -10 = 1856 - 1866 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -11 = 69 - 80 - +
lmao wtf did u expect
#5901 -14 = 24 - 38 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -15 = 82 - 97 - +
wait faster
#5892 -16 = 69 - 85 - +
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
#5900 -16 = 41 - 57 - +
dedicated to the prettiest one
#5898 -17 = 51 - 68 - +
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
#5878 -19 = 78 - 97 - +
These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
#5880 -20 = 67 - 87 - +
Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
#5895 -20 = 54 - 74 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
#587 -21 = 1869 - 1890 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -21 = 107 - 128 - +
All myths are modern
#5886 -21 = 79 - 100 - +
Order in form; Chaos in content
#5896 -21 = 51 - 72 - +
you are now entering!
#5858 -22 = 111 - 133 - +
The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
#5891 -22 = 64 - 86 - +
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
#5894 -23 = 55 - 78 - +
money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
#5893 -23 = 57 - 80 - +
Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
#5827 -24 = 110 - 134 - +
It's OK to want or need something from someone else
#5834 -25 = 103 - 128 - +
I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
#5842 -25 = 107 - 132 - +
Lady Inspired
#5862 -26 = 103 - 129 - +
greyface rules over the greyworld
#5897 -26 = 43 - 69 - +
The future is here: everything must be destroyed
#5877 -27 = 77 - 104 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
#5840 -28 = 99 - 127 - +
There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
#5876 -29 = 73 - 102 - +
It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
#5879 -29 = 59 - 88 - +
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
#5883 -29 = 65 - 94 - +
The dead define culture
#5888 -29 = 71 - 100 - +
Everything is on fire, and I love it
#5764 -31 = 282 - 313 - +
God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
#5776 -32 = 227 - 259 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
#5850 -32 = 102 - 134 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#5874 -32 = 76 - 108 - +
Panic carefully
#5875 -32 = 74 - 106 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -33 = 248 - 281 - +
Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
#5852 -33 = 107 - 140 - +
all roads lead to qumran
#5830 -34 = 101 - 135 - +
Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
#5866 -34 = 92 - 126 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -35 = 97 - 132 - +
An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
#5881 -35 = 60 - 95 - +
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
#5885 -35 = 69 - 104 - +
Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
#3597 -37 = 220 - 257 - +
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
#5819 -37 = 111 - 148 - +
operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
#5831 -37 = 99 - 136 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
#5769 -38 = 260 - 298 - +
Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
#5771 -38 = 215 - 253 - +
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
#5838 -38 = 96 - 134 - +
Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
#5861 -38 = 98 - 136 - +
When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
#5863 -38 = 100 - 138 - +
Burning bush did 9/11
#5872 -38 = 75 - 113 - +
action causes more trouble than thought
#656 -39 = 327 - 366 - +
Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
#4333 -39 = 246 - 285 - +
I love you too.
#5299 -39 = 215 - 254 - +
"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
#5415 -39 = 240 - 279 - +
This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
#5777 -39 = 230 - 269 - +
follow my directions: take the next left right?
#5808 -39 = 113 - 152 - +
Laibach and Bank of England
#5871 -39 = 75 - 114 - +
God is dead, long live God
#5873 -39 = 73 - 112 - +
And a cat in every bag.
#712 -40 = 257 - 297 - +
MAKE IT STOP
#2013 -40 = 263 - 303 - +
GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
#4831 -40 = 199 - 239 - +
Do you think that went well?
#5390 -40 = 182 - 222 - +
You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
#5746 -40 = 282 - 322 - +
never fear goddess is here
#5791 -40 = 123 - 163 - +
Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
#5851 -40 = 102 - 142 - +
FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
#1278 -41 = 270 - 311 - +
Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
#2080 -41 = 216 - 257 - +
"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
#5417 -41 = 242 - 283 - +
the void does not exist
#5774 -41 = 241 - 282 - +
There is nothing special about the mind.
#5786 -41 = 126 - 167 - +
DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
#5807 -41 = 107 - 148 - +
golfers are the illuminati
#5832 -41 = 94 - 135 - +
A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
#633 -42 = 224 - 266 - +
Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
#799 -42 = 375 - 417 - +
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
#1190 -42 = 222 - 264 - +
I love you.
#1543 -42 = 219 - 261 - +
I don't exist.
#3857 -42 = 333 - 375 - +
if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
#4320 -42 = 265 - 307 - +
99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
#4506 -42 = 179 - 221 - +
You can't have too much ambiguity.
#4991 -42 = 188 - 230 - +
kill the planet, save the universe.
#5412 -42 = 213 - 255 - +
Authorised graffiti area
#781 -43 = 323 - 366 - +
Make up your words.
#2015 -43 = 220 - 263 - +
Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
#2076 -43 = 282 - 325 - +
nothing is something
#2174 -43 = 213 - 256 - +
Okay, something here's really fucked up.
#2212 -43 = 321 - 364 - +

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