Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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don't forget what you already know
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Be eaten by babies
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Achacha
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giant skeleton factory
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black lies matter
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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EAT BABIES
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Kwote Zero
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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timidity is laughable
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Undermine society, everybody!
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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I know what you did last summer...
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Freedom is a party
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Never give an inch!
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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i dont really know anything.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
#4347 -150 = 600 - 750 - +
Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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[Verification needed]
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
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explain that.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Clara mascara
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God is dead, long live God
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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christinsanity
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BROFIST
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Art is dangerous
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Do not read this message.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Don't think
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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help me i've turned into paper
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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No forbidding allowed.
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Not all people are human.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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This sticker is upside-down.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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are you wearing that?
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Check Mate!
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know it's naught!
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