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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Question lobotomy.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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the void does not exist
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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At the end you see it clear
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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to be is not to be
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
#5768 -9 = 7 - 16 - +
levity sucks.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
#5748 -11 = 42 - 53 - +
Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
#5751 -11 = 36 - 47 - +
We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
#5770 -12 = 6 - 18 - +
Resistance is fertile
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
#5753 -14 = 29 - 43 - +
The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
#3983 -19 = 217 - 236 - +
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
#5747 -19 = 37 - 56 - +
And I thought I was original!
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
#5720 -20 = 87 - 107 - +
it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -21 = 293 - 314 - +
prosecutors will be violated.
#5727 -21 = 68 - 89 - +
YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Try Dying.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
#5745 -22 = 40 - 62 - +
Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
#596 -24 = 232 - 256 - +
Here's what I know,
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
#5715 -24 = 82 - 106 - +
Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
#1573 -25 = 253 - 278 - +
please change beliefs
#2295 -25 = 248 - 273 - +
teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
#5680 -25 = 121 - 146 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
#5737 -25 = 65 - 90 - +
Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
#2527 -26 = 254 - 280 - +
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
#3555 -26 = 237 - 263 - +
What is the first question?
#5165 -26 = 165 - 191 - +
they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
#5725 -26 = 71 - 97 - +
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
#5739 -26 = 55 - 81 - +
I'm with intelligent --->
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Someone knows better than you
#2521 -27 = 265 - 292 - +
Suicide is against the law!
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
#4265 -27 = 231 - 258 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -27 = 195 - 222 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
#4788 -27 = 201 - 228 - +
Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
#4805 -27 = 140 - 167 - +
And on the other hand, you have different fingers
#4824 -27 = 158 - 185 - +
It’s mystery all the way down.
#4861 -27 = 134 - 161 - +
What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
#4945 -27 = 200 - 227 - +
There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
#5723 -27 = 71 - 98 - +
change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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