Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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