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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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levity sucks.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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annoy the boring
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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You are literate
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
#1286 4 = 603 - 599 - +
Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
#3898 4 = 658 - 654 - +
People are Human.
#2274 3 = 513 - 510 - +
Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
#2438 3 = 802 - 799 - +
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
#4729 1 = 664 - 663 - +
você esperava por uma frase em português?
#5604 1 = 5 - 4 - +
Ideology is a thought killer.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
#5603 0 = 5 - 5 - +
Marx invented capitalism.
#5607 0 = 5 - 5 - +
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Everything you know is wrong!
#1196 -5 = 206 - 211 - +
Small minds think alike, too.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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I am the voice in your head.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
#1348 -6 = 150 - 156 - +
I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
#1585 -6 = 227 - 233 - +
If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
#1639 -6 = 142 - 148 - +
Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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My father was a good woman.
#2088 -6 = 208 - 214 - +
No one is stopping you
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
#2166 -6 = 207 - 213 - +
Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
#2650 -6 = 167 - 173 - +
The early worm gets the bird.
#2663 -6 = 155 - 161 - +
The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
#2720 -6 = 338 - 344 - +
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Things you own end up owning you
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
#3062 -6 = 160 - 166 - +
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
#3122 -6 = 159 - 165 - +
What makes you think you aren't a target?
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
#3728 -6 = 293 - 299 - +
Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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God is an excuse.
#3915 -6 = 337 - 343 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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