Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Politics is war by other means
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
#5999 1 = 2 - 1 - +
Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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labels are not all inclusive
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what i think i am
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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what time is it on mars?
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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remember to react
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
#5955 -15 = 33 - 48 - +
ux = bb is watching you
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
#5971 -18 = 33 - 51 - +
just say know
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
#5969 -19 = 32 - 51 - +
Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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We are all popes of our own madness
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
#5943 -43 = 59 - 102 - +
Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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this is one sentence.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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The only enemy is good
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Negation is definition
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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It's always today.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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This sentence is false.
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