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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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levity sucks.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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annoy the boring
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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I am my own god now
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Free will is compulsory.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Don't quote this
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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don't postpone joy
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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The chao goes mu.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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You are literate
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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You are now breathing manually.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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You were alone before they left you
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Finishing is for quitters.
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I have found a truth.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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I will never lie to you.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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There are five kinds of people:
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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