Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
#6356 -14 = 128 - 142 - +
dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
#6357 -14 = 138 - 152 - +
uranus is a gas-giant.
#6362 -16 = 90 - 106 - +
travelight
#6348 -18 = 160 - 178 - +
TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
#6352 -23 = 141 - 164 - +
TRAVELITE
#6361 -23 = 88 - 111 - +
i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
#6354 -27 = 144 - 171 - +
brainsprain
#6344 -29 = 164 - 193 - +
d's nutz
#6360 -31 = 76 - 107 - +
anarchonistic
#6334 -34 = 268 - 302 - +
you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
#6347 -34 = 141 - 175 - +
i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
#6359 -34 = 90 - 124 - +
just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
#6346 -35 = 147 - 182 - +
NANOCHRISTFUUN
#6342 -36 = 175 - 211 - +
FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
#6350 -36 = 143 - 179 - +
IMOK
#6355 -39 = 127 - 166 - +
i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
#6351 -42 = 138 - 180 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -43 = 351 - 394 - +
keep the lasagna flying
#6337 -44 = 250 - 294 - +
OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
#6349 -45 = 135 - 180 - +
christafarian
#6343 -46 = 164 - 210 - +
a penny saved is a penny spurned
#6353 -46 = 134 - 180 - +
HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
#6338 -47 = 241 - 288 - +
those without self-control seek to control others
#6240 -48 = 300 - 348 - +
sodomy street: Dookie monster
#6187 -51 = 294 - 345 - +
I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
#6315 -51 = 339 - 390 - +
HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
#6296 -51 = 334 - 385 - +
KNOW SHIT!
#6256 -52 = 351 - 403 - +
god cares for you more.
#6151 -53 = 292 - 345 - +
cancer cures smoking.
#6311 -53 = 352 - 405 - +
i never always win.
#6313 -53 = 314 - 367 - +
poonerism
#6358 -53 = 96 - 149 - +
CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6095 -54 = 309 - 363 - +
human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
#6273 -54 = 291 - 345 - +
Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
#6332 -54 = 246 - 300 - +
IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
#6222 -55 = 323 - 378 - +
FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
#6225 -55 = 313 - 368 - +
these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
#6266 -55 = 307 - 362 - +
ICDUC2?
#6316 -55 = 320 - 375 - +
PROMISES PRIMACES
#6275 -56 = 321 - 377 - +
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
#6293 -56 = 321 - 377 - +
toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
#6335 -56 = 248 - 304 - +
revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
#6345 -57 = 137 - 194 - +
human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
#6248 -58 = 309 - 367 - +
LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
#6284 -58 = 313 - 371 - +
CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
#6292 -58 = 331 - 389 - +
homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
#6319 -58 = 313 - 371 - +
BROFIST
#6131 -60 = 250 - 310 - +
xenophobes also fear you.
#6218 -60 = 277 - 337 - +
PANTFARTICA
#6289 -60 = 314 - 374 - +
I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
#6298 -60 = 329 - 389 - +
belief is priceless
#6154 -61 = 207 - 268 - +
"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
#6340 -61 = 219 - 280 - +
ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
#6132 -62 = 274 - 336 - +
seizure salad
#6172 -62 = 225 - 287 - +
LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
#6252 -62 = 319 - 381 - +
i'm just as god remade me
#6269 -62 = 312 - 374 - +
escape from libtardia.
#6288 -62 = 310 - 372 - +
MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
#6297 -62 = 319 - 381 - +
Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
#6320 -62 = 286 - 348 - +
hate speech?
#6339 -62 = 222 - 284 - +
THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
#6134 -63 = 225 - 288 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6179 -63 = 261 - 324 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -63 = 242 - 305 - +
MINDCRAFT
#6242 -63 = 277 - 340 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -63 = 329 - 392 - +
you can be right and still be murdered
#6270 -63 = 354 - 417 - +
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
#6278 -63 = 354 - 417 - +
TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
#6108 -64 = 247 - 311 - +
i redundant already.
#6164 -64 = 281 - 345 - +
jesus, that's a good one!
#6193 -64 = 281 - 345 - +
The difference between music and noise is desire.
#6325 -64 = 283 - 347 - +
rattlesnakes are epic
#6336 -64 = 245 - 309 - +
A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
#6092 -65 = 305 - 370 - +
what? do you think?
#6155 -65 = 324 - 389 - +
'slanguage
#6162 -65 = 268 - 333 - +
YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
#6211 -65 = 282 - 347 - +
KNOW NOW
#6259 -65 = 336 - 401 - +
AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
#6268 -65 = 353 - 418 - +
Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
#6331 -65 = 248 - 313 - +
happy happens
#6341 -65 = 179 - 244 - +
THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
#6129 -66 = 228 - 294 - +
NANODICK
#6130 -66 = 246 - 312 - +
I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
#6141 -66 = 270 - 336 - +
the early turd gets the sperm.
#6166 -66 = 230 - 296 - +
pretend you have free will
#6204 -66 = 317 - 383 - +
Hellen back
#6264 -66 = 311 - 377 - +
consider the inconsiderate.
#6291 -66 = 346 - 412 - +
ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
#6306 -66 = 338 - 404 - +
SCORPION PIE
#6309 -66 = 323 - 389 - +
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
#6136 -67 = 210 - 277 - +
some hacks hoax
#6239 -67 = 302 - 369 - +
YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
#6276 -67 = 323 - 390 - +
brobama
#6318 -67 = 310 - 377 - +
Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
#6206 -68 = 261 - 329 - +
I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
#6205 -68 = 268 - 336 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
#6220 -68 = 246 - 314 - +
LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
#6251 -68 = 319 - 387 - +
mad, not angry.
#6312 -68 = 319 - 387 - +
obamasyomama
#6317 -68 = 309 - 377 - +

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