Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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abort that defeatist
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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out of nothing comes something
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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non serviam
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Grab it and feel it
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Jesus made a good profit
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Examine the following:
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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The revolution will be the same
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there are too few immutable truths today
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Pretend to be real.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Seriousness is death
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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You are the voice in your head.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Do not read this message.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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morals are for little people
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Neither God nor master!
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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No one has died for your sins
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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someone should do something about that
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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