Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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