Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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levity sucks.
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Question lobotomy.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Resistance is fertile
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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our bored brains need information overload
#5740 -12 = 10 - 22 - +
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
#5743 -13 = 5 - 18 - +
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
#5738 -14 = 11 - 25 - +
the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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prosecutors will be violated.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
#5669 -18 = 126 - 144 - +
change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
#5733 -18 = 29 - 47 - +
Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
#3030 -19 = 394 - 413 - +
i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
#4612 -19 = 167 - 186 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
#5737 -19 = 16 - 35 - +
Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
#799 -21 = 182 - 203 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -21 = 339 - 360 - +
Don't keep time: it's not yours.
#3727 -21 = 448 - 469 - +
You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
#4082 -21 = 206 - 227 - +
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
#4360 -21 = 219 - 240 - +
Leap before you look
#4897 -21 = 171 - 192 - +
they shoot presidents, don't they?
#5717 -21 = 51 - 72 - +
ignorance is hell.
#5734 -21 = 23 - 44 - +
a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
#788 -22 = 195 - 217 - +
change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
#900 -22 = 226 - 248 - +
You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
#5053 -22 = 165 - 187 - +
"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
#5230 -22 = 133 - 155 - +
Fuck god
I love her
#5535 -22 = 142 - 164 - +
People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
#5680 -22 = 94 - 116 - +
Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
#5690 -22 = 71 - 93 - +
Think while it's still illegal
#5695 -22 = 59 - 81 - +
All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
#5715 -22 = 52 - 74 - +
Fortified shadows of weakened construction
#5725 -22 = 37 - 59 - +
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
#5728 -22 = 36 - 58 - +
A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
#928 -23 = 236 - 259 - +
Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
#1418 -23 = 338 - 361 - +
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
#1730 -23 = 179 - 202 - +
please change beliefs
#2295 -23 = 196 - 219 - +
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
#2335 -23 = 210 - 233 - +
There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
#2843 -23 = 224 - 247 - +
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
#2858 -23 = 286 - 309 - +
When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
#3184 -23 = 181 - 204 - +
You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
#3330 -23 = 209 - 232 - +
every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
#4536 -23 = 534 - 557 - +
really
#4444 -23 = 154 - 177 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -23 = 177 - 200 - +
We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
#4981 -23 = 170 - 193 - +
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
#5096 -23 = 582 - 605 - +
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
#5284 -23 = 164 - 187 - +
This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
#5687 -23 = 71 - 94 - +
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
#694 -24 = 536 - 560 - +
Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
#702 -24 = 146 - 170 - +
Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
#2768 -24 = 236 - 260 - +
When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
#3171 -24 = 188 - 212 - +
Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
#3464 -24 = 258 - 282 - +
reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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You are not your self-image.
#4438 -24 = 153 - 177 - +
The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
#4932 -24 = 148 - 172 - +
In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
#5124 -24 = 215 - 239 - +
Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
#5661 -24 = 118 - 142 - +
we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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And a cat in every bag.
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And I thought I was original!
#714 -25 = 223 - 248 - +
Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
#1182 -25 = 181 - 206 - +
First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
#1247 -25 = 288 - 313 - +
FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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