Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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