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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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levity sucks.
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Question lobotomy.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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our bored brains need information overload
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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ignorance is hell.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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And a cat in every bag.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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the past is dead country
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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A king's castle is his home.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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This is inappropriate
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We are watching you
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You grok?
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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This is a question?
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Explain your sense of self
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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You are one of the masks
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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