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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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levity sucks.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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You are literate
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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annoy the boring
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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People are Human.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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the city is upstairs
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Things you own end up owning you
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You are now breathing manually.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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