Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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