Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
#590 246 = 2317 - 2071 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 208 = 2182 - 1974 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 184 = 2250 - 2066 - +
Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 43 = 2050 - 2007 - +
It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
#3800 8 = 1974 - 1966 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 7 = 1937 - 1930 - +
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
#3988 6 = 1861 - 1855 - +
HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
#5952 0 = 2 - 2 - +
it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
#5951 -1 = 13 - 14 - +
World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
#5948 -2 = 15 - 17 - +
dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
#5950 -8 = 9 - 17 - +
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 -9 = 1946 - 1955 - +
We are all popes of our own madness
#5949 -10 = 9 - 19 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
#3941 -12 = 1855 - 1867 - +
Right now people are dying because they are invisible
#5910 -20 = 77 - 97 - +
chaos is just unseen patterns
#5899 -21 = 138 - 159 - +
Negation is definition
#5918 -26 = 78 - 104 - +
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
#3858 -27 = 1948 - 1975 - +
INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
#5926 -28 = 68 - 96 - +
Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
#5947 -28 = 15 - 43 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -29 = 161 - 190 - +
dumbing down is as dumbing down does
#5920 -29 = 74 - 103 - +
EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
#5925 -29 = 69 - 98 - +
Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
#5945 -29 = 18 - 47 - +
Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
#5907 -30 = 87 - 117 - +
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
#5904 -31 = 108 - 139 - +
Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
#5922 -31 = 72 - 103 - +
Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
#5927 -31 = 64 - 95 - +
what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
#5944 -31 = 19 - 50 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -32 = 173 - 205 - +
Is your right to forget unalienable?
#5912 -32 = 75 - 107 - +
in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
#5919 -32 = 71 - 103 - +
the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
#5946 -32 = 15 - 47 - +
I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
#5905 -33 = 103 - 136 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -34 = 98 - 132 - +
If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
#5908 -34 = 76 - 110 - +
this is one sentence.
#5909 -34 = 68 - 102 - +
This is the age of isis
#5916 -34 = 72 - 106 - +
If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
#5942 -34 = 22 - 56 - +
Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
#5914 -35 = 77 - 112 - +
Death when it comes will have no sheep.
#5928 -35 = 56 - 91 - +
orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
#5936 -35 = 33 - 68 - +
Everyone has a personal fnord
#5915 -36 = 74 - 110 - +
Some men are born posthumously.
#5935 -36 = 34 - 70 - +
Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
#5943 -36 = 21 - 57 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -37 = 194 - 231 - +
You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
#5911 -38 = 74 - 112 - +
life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
#5921 -38 = 72 - 110 - +
no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
#5923 -38 = 61 - 99 - +
The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
#5941 -38 = 26 - 64 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
#5769 -39 = 364 - 403 - +
Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
#5931 -39 = 41 - 80 - +
Order in form; Chaos in content
#5896 -40 = 141 - 181 - +
never share your dreams with a pro
#5929 -40 = 51 - 91 - +
The world hates us, and we deserve it
#5932 -40 = 39 - 79 - +
Wrong is the natural state of the world
#5940 -40 = 26 - 66 - +
something terrible happens when people wake up
#5939 -41 = 32 - 73 - +
All myths are modern
#5886 -43 = 168 - 211 - +
templates and imprinting go hand in hand
#5903 -43 = 93 - 136 - +
I really like writing on walls
#5917 -43 = 70 - 113 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -44 = 443 - 487 - +
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
#1459 -44 = 253 - 297 - +
you are now entering!
#5858 -44 = 199 - 243 - +
wait faster
#5892 -44 = 159 - 203 - +
in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
#5906 -44 = 81 - 125 - +
evolution continues with each and every new generation
#5934 -44 = 29 - 73 - +
fuck your brand of individuality.
#1303 -45 = 283 - 328 - +
Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
#1442 -45 = 195 - 240 - +
Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
#1443 -45 = 212 - 257 - +
I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
#1515 -45 = 283 - 328 - +
I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
#1580 -45 = 296 - 341 - +
It is not down on any map; true places never are.
#1813 -45 = 238 - 283 - +
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
#5819 -45 = 201 - 246 - +
dedicated to the prettiest one
#5898 -45 = 133 - 178 - +
thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
#5933 -45 = 36 - 81 - +
Ignorance isn't free!
#1743 -46 = 256 - 302 - +
It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
#1821 -46 = 262 - 308 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#5874 -46 = 163 - 209 - +
Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
#5913 -46 = 65 - 111 - +
fear is information
#5938 -46 = 25 - 71 - +
Do you own your own reality tunnel?
#1059 -47 = 271 - 318 - +
Feed Your Change to The Machine.
#1234 -47 = 205 - 252 - +
feel better now
#1235 -47 = 209 - 256 - +
grass roots agitation is the only hope
#1349 -47 = 196 - 243 - +
Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
#1409 -47 = 300 - 347 - +
If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
#1663 -47 = 257 - 304 - +
If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
#1670 -47 = 554 - 601 - +
illness is a state of mind
#1746 -47 = 248 - 295 - +
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
#1803 -47 = 337 - 384 - +
The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
#2633 -47 = 391 - 438 - +
Reading is not understanding.
#3787 -47 = 221 - 268 - +
Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
#4052 -47 = 249 - 296 - +
A language is a dialect with an army
#4708 -47 = 239 - 286 - +
build the ethernet with light love and power already.
#5511 -47 = 170 - 217 - +
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
#5937 -47 = 25 - 72 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
#587 -48 = 1961 - 2009 - +
All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
#678 -48 = 211 - 259 - +
And I thought I was original!
#714 -48 = 527 - 575 - +
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
#730 -48 = 304 - 352 - +
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
#827 -48 = 306 - 354 - +

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