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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Rebel against this command.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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You are literate
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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This is now part of your day.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Who told you to believe that?
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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How necessary are you?
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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You are now breathing manually.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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you LIVE in that head?
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You'll never get this time back.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Free? Prove it!
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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I think the terrorists just won.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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What is it with you and money?
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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What Would Paris Do?
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You Can Use Fire
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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I'm already against the next war.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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This message is false
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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