Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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abort that defeatist
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out of nothing comes something
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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non serviam
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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security makes me nervous
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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We are here to grow our souls
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Suicide is against the law!
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Taze a kitten!
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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What if you're the one?
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Please press any door to continue
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Sense is made, not born.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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The Truth Hertz.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Never trust what you read.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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really
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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supplementing my permanent record
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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We are not stuff that abides
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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