Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
Yes fuck your mind.
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
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