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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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levity sucks.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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You are literate
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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annoy the boring
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Laugh
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Nothing real requires faith.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Bored people are boring people.
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Things you own end up owning you
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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People are Human.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Do you find this question offensive?
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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