Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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We are here to grow our souls
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
...
H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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never fear goddess is here
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
#5797 -8 = 10 - 18 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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And I thought I was original!
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the void does not exist
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
#5785 -12 = 58 - 70 - +
WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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to be is not to be
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Superstition is bad luck.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Resistance is fertile
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
#5771 -24 = 104 - 128 - +
the shadow of the form is the form.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Think outside which box?
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Avert thy gaze!
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
#5745 -31 = 137 - 168 - +
Think outside the book.
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Space is a practiced place.
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Try Dying.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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