Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
#6087 -18 = 10 - 28 - +
sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
#6086 -24 = 13 - 37 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 -33 = 2564 - 2597 - +
A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
#590 -43 = 2657 - 2700 - +
Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
#6085 -46 = 29 - 75 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 -48 = 2637 - 2685 - +
raw backwards is war
#6084 -52 = 35 - 87 - +
greyface loves keeping records of people
#6082 -53 = 36 - 89 - +
Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
#6081 -54 = 40 - 94 - +
snub backwards is buns
#6083 -55 = 37 - 92 - +
hail deep thought
#6080 -59 = 43 - 102 - +
fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
#6078 -68 = 38 - 106 - +
Bloodguilt Fnord tough
#6079 -72 = 40 - 112 - +
I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
#6072 -75 = 60 - 135 - +
alcohol kills. smoke frop!
#6074 -75 = 56 - 131 - +
before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
#6073 -80 = 48 - 128 - +
greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
#6075 -80 = 46 - 126 - +
Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
#6076 -81 = 46 - 127 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -81 = 40 - 121 - +
blame is a shortcut to hell
#6063 -82 = 83 - 165 - +
Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
#6067 -84 = 71 - 155 - +
A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
#6070 -84 = 53 - 137 - +
Reality is only a theory
#6068 -85 = 51 - 136 - +
i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
#6059 -87 = 100 - 187 - +
This mind intentionally left blank..
#6060 -87 = 104 - 191 - +
Jesus wasn't a christian
#6071 -87 = 51 - 138 - +
your breath smells a funny colour
#6058 -88 = 107 - 195 - +
get thee behind me greyface
#6065 -88 = 61 - 149 - +
Republican patriot fakers
#6062 -90 = 70 - 160 - +
be the media you wish to see in the world
#6066 -92 = 60 - 152 - +
Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
#6069 -93 = 52 - 145 - +
Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
#3771 -95 = 308 - 403 - +
time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
#6064 -95 = 55 - 150 - +
Why will you forget this message ever existed?
#3219 -96 = 220 - 316 - +
And I thought I was original!
#714 -97 = 924 - 1021 - +
Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
#2318 -98 = 313 - 411 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 -99 = 2200 - 2299 - +
The friend of your friend is your enemy.
#2675 -99 = 189 - 288 - +
Freedom is within their grasp.
#3615 -99 = 312 - 411 - +
Silence! Some of us are trying to think
#3840 -99 = 309 - 408 - +
If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
#4735 -99 = 300 - 399 - +
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
#968 -100 = 460 - 560 - +
Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
#1443 -100 = 305 - 405 - +
take nothing for granted
#2598 -100 = 357 - 457 - +
The Earth Will Shake.
#2664 -100 = 373 - 473 - +
Yes you are.
#3246 -100 = 281 - 381 - +
Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
#3247 -100 = 295 - 395 - +
You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
#3252 -100 = 316 - 416 - +
you are now breathing automatically
#3269 -100 = 320 - 420 - +
You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
#3283 -100 = 246 - 346 - +
you can live on through your descendants
#3286 -100 = 402 - 502 - +
You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
#3287 -100 = 459 - 559 - +
You can't be late until you show up.
#3291 -100 = 207 - 307 - +
You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
#3297 -100 = 1574 - 1674 - +
You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
#3299 -100 = 279 - 379 - +
You grok?
#3315 -100 = 313 - 413 - +
You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
#3325 -100 = 323 - 423 - +
You know what I always say...
#3326 -100 = 326 - 426 - +
You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
#3327 -100 = 341 - 441 - +
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
#3329 -100 = 221 - 321 - +
You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
#3336 -100 = 363 - 463 - +
You saw this message yesterday.
#3349 -100 = 669 - 769 - +
You were reading this, but now you're not.
#3359 -100 = 421 - 521 - +
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
#3361 -100 = 316 - 416 - +
You won't meet Buddha on the road.
#3363 -100 = 314 - 414 - +
You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
#3368 -100 = 476 - 576 - +
You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
#3370 -100 = 243 - 343 - +
You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -100 = 259 - 359 - +
You'll see it when you believe it.
#3374 -100 = 295 - 395 - +
You're a great actor!
#3375 -100 = 216 - 316 - +
you're it, no backsies
#3380 -100 = 319 - 419 - +
You're paranoid for a reason.
#3386 -100 = 1332 - 1432 - +
can this really be happening to me
#3430 -100 = 220 - 320 - +
can-I-help-you's
#3437 -100 = 207 - 307 - +
Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
#3464 -100 = 507 - 607 - +
The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
#3476 -100 = 314 - 414 - +
Just give up and go crazy.
#3485 -100 = 335 - 435 - +
Fuck the whales, save the banks!
#3504 -100 = 341 - 441 - +
Shut up, you are your speech!
#3506 -100 = 204 - 304 - +
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
#3510 -100 = 394 - 494 - +
"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
#3611 -100 = 322 - 422 - +
Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
#3620 -100 = 384 - 484 - +
A real human being is like this comparison.
#3641 -100 = 1067 - 1167 - +
"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
#3670 -100 = 244 - 344 - +
What just happened?
#3697 -100 = 332 - 432 - +
You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
#3698 -100 = 321 - 421 - +
One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
#3716 -100 = 321 - 421 - +
Violators will be fisted.
#3821 -100 = 230 - 330 - +
You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
#3927 -100 = 375 - 475 - +
If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
#3983 -100 = 518 - 618 - +
you can't find some things on the internet.
#3999 -100 = 300 - 400 - +
Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
#4226 -100 = 466 - 566 - +
the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
#4601 -100 = 218 - 318 - +
If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
#4771 -100 = 243 - 343 - +
My pockets went to Distopia
#4780 -100 = 283 - 383 - +
irony is too mainstream for me
#4833 -100 = 221 - 321 - +
the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
#4842 -100 = 255 - 355 - +
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
#4896 -100 = 399 - 499 - +
There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
#4864 -100 = 278 - 378 - +

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