Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
#5877 -5 = 14 - 19 - +
God is dead, long live God
#5873 -8 = 18 - 26 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#5874 -8 = 17 - 25 - +
Burning bush did 9/11
#5872 -9 = 18 - 27 - +
Laibach and Bank of England
#5871 -10 = 24 - 34 - +
Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
#5866 -12 = 28 - 40 - +
If you want to follow the herd be selfish
#5868 -12 = 28 - 40 - +
you are now entering!
#5858 -14 = 40 - 54 - +
Panic carefully
#5875 -14 = 11 - 25 - +
You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -15 = 37 - 52 - +
Everything is on fire, and I love it
#5764 -16 = 215 - 231 - +
I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
#5844 -16 = 39 - 55 - +
If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
#5851 -17 = 42 - 59 - +
Two-faced book
#5869 -17 = 27 - 44 - +
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
#5819 -18 = 48 - 66 - +
Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
#5827 -18 = 42 - 60 - +
It's OK to want or need something from someone else
#5834 -18 = 39 - 57 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
#5840 -18 = 37 - 55 - +
Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
#5852 -18 = 42 - 60 - +
a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
#5805 -19 = 49 - 68 - +
all roads lead to qumran
#5830 -19 = 41 - 60 - +
operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
#5831 -19 = 41 - 60 - +
BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
#5857 -19 = 34 - 53 - +
too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
#5870 -19 = 25 - 44 - +
We are here to grow our souls
#5795 -20 = 76 - 96 - +
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
#5838 -20 = 38 - 58 - +
you are now leaving!
#5859 -20 = 37 - 57 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -21 = 183 - 204 - +
golfers are the illuminati
#5832 -21 = 35 - 56 - +
What fortunate events led you to this point?
#5833 -21 = 36 - 57 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -21 = 35 - 56 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -21 = 34 - 55 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
#5850 -21 = 38 - 59 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
#5867 -21 = 27 - 48 - +
BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
#5811 -22 = 53 - 75 - +
There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
#5845 -22 = 38 - 60 - +
FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
#5804 -23 = 49 - 72 - +
Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
#5828 -23 = 35 - 58 - +
Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
#5839 -23 = 31 - 54 - +
I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
#5842 -23 = 36 - 59 - +
Lady Inspired
#5862 -23 = 33 - 56 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
#5843 -24 = 36 - 60 - +
Only bad music has any meaning
#5849 -24 = 40 - 64 - +
When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
#5863 -24 = 34 - 58 - +
Very vinnie voorhees
#5829 -25 = 32 - 57 - +
I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
#5835 -25 = 35 - 60 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -25 = 38 - 63 - +
FEAR IS WORSHIP
#5812 -26 = 49 - 75 - +
I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
#5841 -26 = 35 - 61 - +
Capitalism only works in theory.
#5847 -26 = 32 - 58 - +
most of the high points of my life involved drugs
#5865 -26 = 25 - 51 - +
 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
#5792 -27 = 83 - 110 - +
SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
#5809 -27 = 48 - 75 - +
Quick! Everyone count to zero!
#2360 -28 = 456 - 484 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
#5769 -28 = 194 - 222 - +
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
#5781 -28 = 125 - 153 - +
be eristic in the face of anerisms
#5796 -28 = 63 - 91 - +
DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
#5807 -28 = 43 - 71 - +
follow my directions: take the next left right?
#5808 -28 = 48 - 76 - +
[Drop meme bomb here]
#5814 -28 = 50 - 78 - +
The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
#5864 -28 = 32 - 60 - +
to be is not to be
#5760 -29 = 196 - 225 - +
This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
#5777 -29 = 172 - 201 - +
do robots dream of electronic beeps?
#5790 -29 = 75 - 104 - +
I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
#5846 -29 = 34 - 63 - +
Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
#5860 -29 = 37 - 66 - +
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
#5747 -30 = 201 - 231 - +
the void does not exist
#5774 -30 = 177 - 207 - +
earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
#5823 -30 = 43 - 73 - +
Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
#5848 -30 = 35 - 65 - +
Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
#5861 -30 = 30 - 60 - +
God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
#5776 -31 = 160 - 191 - +
hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
#5800 -31 = 58 - 89 - +
HOPE IS CRUELTY
#5810 -31 = 51 - 82 - +
REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
#5813 -31 = 40 - 71 - +
The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
#5818 -31 = 47 - 78 - +
1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
#5798 -32 = 50 - 82 - +
no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
#5815 -32 = 46 - 78 - +
Superstition is bad luck.
#5755 -33 = 190 - 223 - +
Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
#2299 -34 = 272 - 306 - +
Youthanize yourself
#5410 -34 = 161 - 195 - +
There is nothing special about the mind.
#5786 -34 = 87 - 121 - +

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