Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Question lobotomy.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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levity sucks.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
#5745 -10 = 18 - 28 - +
chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Resistance is fertile
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
#799 -16 = 200 - 216 - +
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
#5720 -16 = 64 - 80 - +
change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
#5723 -18 = 54 - 72 - +
prosecutors will be violated.
#5727 -18 = 45 - 63 - +
Here's what I know,
#1410 -19 = 207 - 226 - +
teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
#5506 -19 = 151 - 170 - +
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
#5739 -19 = 32 - 51 - +
And I thought I was original!
#714 -20 = 241 - 261 - +
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
#2246 -20 = 185 - 205 - +
YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
#3340 -20 = 254 - 274 - +
Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
#5187 -20 = 148 - 168 - +
they shoot presidents, don't they?
#5717 -20 = 61 - 81 - +
stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
#5724 -20 = 51 - 71 - +
Fortified shadows of weakened construction
#5725 -20 = 50 - 70 - +
please change beliefs
#2295 -21 = 215 - 236 - +
the desire to reproduce is a death wish
#2658 -21 = 207 - 228 - +
reward failure, BUY AMERICA
#3555 -21 = 208 - 229 - +
eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
#5738 -21 = 31 - 52 - +
Quick! What are your last words?!
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
#3727 -22 = 466 - 488 - +
Remove this flier to signal operatives
#3852 -22 = 296 - 318 - +
If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
#5049 -22 = 169 - 191 - +
Death is not only for you.
#5253 -22 = 217 - 239 - +
Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
#815 -23 = 161 - 184 - +
Flee at once, all is discovered.
#1253 -23 = 189 - 212 - +
Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
#1375 -23 = 273 - 296 - +
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
#1573 -23 = 230 - 253 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
#1961 -23 = 223 - 246 - +
sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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When was the first time you felt great?
#3178 -23 = 205 - 228 - +
If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
#4210 -23 = 215 - 238 - +
bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
#4762 -23 = 122 - 145 - +
And on the other hand, you have different fingers
#4824 -23 = 150 - 173 - +
Think while it's still illegal
#5695 -23 = 69 - 92 - +
There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
#5718 -23 = 49 - 72 - +
ignorance is hell.
#5734 -23 = 45 - 68 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
#5737 -23 = 35 - 58 - +
Absolutes are absolutely wrong
#647 -24 = 239 - 263 - +
Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
#2266 -24 = 523 - 547 - +
QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
#2767 -24 = 244 - 268 - +
This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
#2898 -24 = 198 - 222 - +
Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
#3030 -24 = 404 - 428 - +
What poor gods we do make.
#3149 -24 = 272 - 296 - +
There is no evil, only suffering.
#3926 -24 = 205 - 229 - +
My god is bigger.
#3691 -24 = 219 - 243 - +
Talking donkeys my ass!
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
#3998 -24 = 239 - 263 - +
Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
#4489 -24 = 148 - 172 - +
i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
#4612 -24 = 176 - 200 - +
Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
#5066 -24 = 171 - 195 - +
your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
#5124 -24 = 232 - 256 - +
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
#5680 -24 = 100 - 124 - +
One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
#5690 -24 = 79 - 103 - +
i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
#5719 -24 = 57 - 81 - +
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
#5728 -24 = 44 - 68 - +
we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
#5731 -24 = 38 - 62 - +
NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
#5735 -24 = 35 - 59 - +
civilization is the denial of shit
#5742 -24 = 24 - 48 - +
All men are created unequal.
#682 -25 = 199 - 224 - +
BEWARE OF TRUTH
#833 -25 = 243 - 268 - +
change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
#900 -25 = 239 - 264 - +
I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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