Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
#590 275 = 2194 - 1919 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 217 = 2061 - 1844 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 197 = 2128 - 1931 - +
Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 58 = 1921 - 1863 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 32 = 1812 - 1780 - +
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
#3988 20 = 1735 - 1715 - +
It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
#3800 11 = 1850 - 1839 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
#3941 11 = 1743 - 1732 - +
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 4 = 1825 - 1821 - +
chaos is just unseen patterns
#5899 4 = 22 - 18 - +
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
#3858 -1 = 1836 - 1837 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -2 = 49 - 51 - +
wait faster
#5892 -9 = 48 - 57 - +
All myths are modern
#5886 -10 = 56 - 66 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -10 = 56 - 66 - +
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
#5894 -11 = 32 - 43 - +
greyface rules over the greyworld
#5897 -12 = 21 - 33 - +
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
#5878 -13 = 58 - 71 - +
The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
#5891 -13 = 39 - 52 - +
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
#5900 -14 = 7 - 21 - +

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