Semi Official Memebomb Archive

do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
#5807 -34 = 32 - 66 - +
follow my directions: take the next left right?
#5808 -34 = 38 - 72 - +
a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
#5817 -34 = 38 - 72 - +
people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
#5820 -34 = 29 - 63 - +
"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
#5821 -34 = 30 - 64 - +
Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
#5776 -35 = 150 - 185 - +
There is nothing special about the mind.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
#5797 -35 = 34 - 69 - +
What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
#5854 -35 = 22 - 57 - +
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
#5768 -36 = 158 - 194 - +
15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
#5803 -36 = 41 - 77 - +
EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Youthanize yourself
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
#5750 -37 = 186 - 223 - +
the only person you will never leave is yourself
#5752 -37 = 184 - 221 - +
Nobody will vote for Trump.
#5794 -37 = 50 - 87 - +
bad luck not money is the root of all evil
#5789 -37 = 71 - 108 - +
The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
#5793 -37 = 56 - 93 - +
Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
#5247 -38 = 189 - 227 - +
WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
#5748 -38 = 181 - 219 - +
occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
#5824 -38 = 32 - 70 - +
Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
#979 -39 = 220 - 259 - +
elaboration is a form of pollution
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
#1806 -39 = 195 - 234 - +
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
#3001 -39 = 231 - 270 - +
inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
#3836 -39 = 236 - 275 - +
Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
#5758 -39 = 168 - 207 - +
WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
#5759 -39 = 173 - 212 - +
Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
#5771 -39 = 150 - 189 - +
Keep looking until there are no more details
#5783 -39 = 90 - 129 - +
g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
#5799 -39 = 36 - 75 - +
Behave as you like, but think like others.
#806 -40 = 242 - 282 - +
BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
#854 -40 = 272 - 312 - +
Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
#1166 -40 = 286 - 326 - +
I can see you
#1495 -40 = 302 - 342 - +
I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
#1502 -40 = 265 - 305 - +
I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
#1545 -40 = 237 - 277 - +
i support the right to say stupid shit.
#1567 -40 = 253 - 293 - +
I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
#1600 -40 = 189 - 229 - +
it is man's fate to outsmart himself
#1810 -40 = 208 - 248 - +
It is not down on any map; true places never are.
#1813 -40 = 184 - 224 - +
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
#2298 -40 = 206 - 246 - +
Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
#2299 -40 = 265 - 305 - +
THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
#2876 -40 = 200 - 240 - +
true freedom is frightful
#2999 -40 = 153 - 193 - +
Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
#3002 -40 = 170 - 210 - +
Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
#3045 -40 = 183 - 223 - +
You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
#3351 -40 = 240 - 280 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -40 = 255 - 295 - +
Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
#3456 -40 = 175 - 215 - +
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
#3510 -40 = 297 - 337 - +
God is innocent; the church did it all.
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"Please do not use other door."
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
#3698 -40 = 210 - 250 - +
Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
#3847 -40 = 243 - 283 - +
I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
#3943 -40 = 279 - 319 - +
If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
#3983 -40 = 346 - 386 - +
Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
#3998 -40 = 375 - 415 - +
The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
#4073 -40 = 245 - 285 - +
You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
#4076 -40 = 181 - 221 - +
In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
#5328 -40 = 186 - 226 - +
At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
#5415 -40 = 194 - 234 - +
"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
#5418 -40 = 245 - 285 - +
California dreaming blame Hofmann
#5438 -40 = 201 - 241 - +
Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
#5761 -40 = 170 - 210 - +
If you're with me, then you're against me.
#5780 -40 = 144 - 184 - +
GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
#5782 -40 = 94 - 134 - +
A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
#628 -41 = 307 - 348 - +
Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
#989 -41 = 157 - 198 - +
decency is a relative thing
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
#1139 -41 = 188 - 229 - +
Failure takes practice
#1216 -41 = 206 - 247 - +
I hate prejudiced people.
#1516 -41 = 269 - 310 - +
morals are for little people
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Strike any user to continue.
#2564 -41 = 223 - 264 - +
Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
#2582 -41 = 212 - 253 - +
Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
#2966 -41 = 182 - 223 - +
Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
#2970 -41 = 612 - 653 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -41 = 224 - 265 - +
Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
#3004 -41 = 194 - 235 - +
Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
#3007 -41 = 162 - 203 - +
Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
#3011 -41 = 153 - 194 - +
Victimize Circumstance!
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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