Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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ignorance is hell.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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And a cat in every bag.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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automation is deadly
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Grate with purpose
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. Henry J. Tillman
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Language is speaking you.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Love's as good as soma!
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Pwn free and clear.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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This sign is not for you.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Victimize Circumstance!
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we need some new cliches
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Every one can read your mind.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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What is it with you and money?
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It's now
 
 
and then
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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This isn't all true.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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