Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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