most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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