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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Please do not lick the paintings
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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You saw this message yesterday.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Security Through Obscurity
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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free water! Take one!
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Aristotle was a dick.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Look at the finger!!
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Oh, no, not again.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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