Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
#1823 8 = 223 - 215 - +
Laws make criminals.
#1942 8 = 106 - 98 - +
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
#2041 8 = 115 - 107 - +
Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
#2607 8 = 136 - 128 - +
Chaos is what you make of it
#3566 8 = 443 - 435 - +
You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
#4088 8 = 157 - 149 - +
corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
#4134 8 = 130 - 122 - +
but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
#4681 8 = 115 - 107 - +
i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
#4713 8 = 83 - 75 - +
PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
#5116 8 = 54 - 46 - +
Solipsists of the world unite.
#5182 8 = 27 - 19 - +
I am living in denial.
#1481 7 = 127 - 120 - +
Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
#2438 7 = 373 - 366 - +
Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
#2498 7 = 234 - 227 - +
sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
#2506 7 = 137 - 130 - +
There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
#2863 7 = 223 - 216 - +
you're it, no backsies
#3380 7 = 131 - 124 - +
If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
#4914 7 = 56 - 49 - +
You are only happy by accident.
#5078 7 = 32 - 25 - +
This statement is a lie.
#5099 7 = 54 - 47 - +
All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
#677 6 = 236 - 230 - +
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
#1370 6 = 106 - 100 - +
Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
#2329 6 = 207 - 201 - +
You are now breathing manually.
#3270 6 = 93 - 87 - +
You saw this message yesterday.
#3349 6 = 220 - 214 - +
This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
#3784 6 = 109 - 103 - +
If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
#4721 6 = 96 - 90 - +
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
#4723 6 = 80 - 74 - +
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
#4807 6 = 63 - 57 - +
Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
#4918 6 = 76 - 70 - +
I'm always having premonitions way too late.
#5095 6 = 74 - 68 - +
You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
#5200 6 = 26 - 20 - +
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
#852 5 = 199 - 194 - +
"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
#3868 5 = 379 - 374 - +
I'm not dead.
#1610 5 = 101 - 96 - +
The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
#2720 5 = 100 - 95 - +
What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
#3156 5 = 180 - 175 - +
Listen to the noise.
#3631 5 = 96 - 91 - +
Don't keep time: it's not yours.
#3727 5 = 193 - 188 - +
You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
#4011 5 = 117 - 112 - +
Have a nice day. Or else
#4281 5 = 104 - 99 - +
Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
#4690 5 = 53 - 48 - +
Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
#4660 5 = 76 - 71 - +
Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
#4809 5 = 55 - 50 - +
All we have is words
#4882 5 = 44 - 39 - +
A stitch in nine saves time.
#4899 5 = 52 - 47 - +
I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
#5042 5 = 49 - 44 - +
If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
#5049 5 = 32 - 27 - +
every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
#5169 5 = 26 - 21 - +
A king's castle is his home.
#599 4 = 126 - 122 - +
Decide what you are meant to be.
#994 4 = 139 - 135 - +
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
#1114 4 = 104 - 100 - +
It's all been done before.
So do it louder
#1834 4 = 110 - 106 - +
The best things in life are ridiculous.
#2638 4 = 530 - 526 - +
There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 4 = 115 - 111 - +
To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
#2974 4 = 467 - 463 - +
You can fine-tune at will.
#3284 4 = 90 - 86 - +
You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
#3548 4 = 112 - 108 - +
Tune out the signal.
#3630 4 = 108 - 104 - +
Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
#3948 4 = 108 - 104 - +
Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
#4036 4 = 98 - 94 - +
here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
#4158 4 = 105 - 101 - +
I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
#4296 4 = 86 - 82 - +
There is far less to everything than you think
#4409 4 = 78 - 74 - +
A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
#4698 4 = 118 - 114 - +
Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
#4787 4 = 80 - 76 - +
If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
#5001 4 = 59 - 55 - +
Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
#4902 4 = 49 - 45 - +
tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
#4903 4 = 40 - 36 - +
If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
#4964 4 = 65 - 61 - +
In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
#5056 4 = 34 - 30 - +
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
#5082 4 = 44 - 40 - +
When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
#5092 4 = 46 - 42 - +
If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
#5160 4 = 24 - 20 - +
I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
#5272 4 = 5 - 1 - +
All biography is ultimately fiction.
#672 3 = 127 - 124 - +
Forget this moment ever happened.
#1275 3 = 91 - 88 - +
I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
#1566 3 = 283 - 280 - +
Looks like someone divided by zero.
#1998 3 = 263 - 260 - +
reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
#2386 3 = 252 - 249 - +
Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
#4069 3 = 111 - 108 - +
All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
#4692 3 = 95 - 92 - +
religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
#4840 3 = 47 - 44 - +
you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
#4961 3 = 63 - 60 - +
Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
#5103 3 = 54 - 51 - +
most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
#5107 3 = 52 - 49 - +
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
#5142 3 = 74 - 71 - +
the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
#5170 3 = 28 - 25 - +
Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
#5195 3 = 21 - 18 - +
Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
#5210 3 = 18 - 15 - +
Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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I'm on thought rations
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
#1819 2 = 95 - 93 - +
That's just what I believe
#2628 2 = 110 - 108 - +
The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
#2684 2 = 71 - 69 - +
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
#2812 2 = 143 - 141 - +
This is a mindjacking!
#2900 2 = 104 - 102 - +
Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
#3030 2 = 205 - 203 - +

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