Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are now breathing manually.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
#3678 -11 = 492 - 503 - +
"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
#3834 -11 = 196 - 207 - +
One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
#3716 -11 = 187 - 198 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -11 = 329 - 340 - +
Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
#3898 -11 = 682 - 693 - +
inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
#3836 -11 = 150 - 161 - +
Entropy is just improvement in disguise
#3991 -11 = 204 - 215 - +
Personally, I blame society
#4024 -11 = 149 - 160 - +
It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
#4044 -11 = 208 - 219 - +
Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
#4329 -11 = 160 - 171 - +
if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
#4322 -11 = 287 - 298 - +
Sedition doesn't go far enough.
#4803 -11 = 196 - 207 - +
You are living proof god has a sense of humor
#4819 -11 = 138 - 149 - +
Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
#4822 -11 = 202 - 213 - +
if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
#4846 -11 = 116 - 127 - +
We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
#4981 -11 = 133 - 144 - +
Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
#4989 -11 = 164 - 175 - +
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
#5009 -11 = 133 - 144 - +
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
#5129 -11 = 191 - 202 - +
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
#5135 -11 = 195 - 206 - +
What is the first question?
#5165 -11 = 107 - 118 - +
every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
#5169 -11 = 141 - 152 - +
i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
#5260 -11 = 329 - 340 - +
I ll never need to see the sun again
#5513 -11 = 67 - 78 - +
be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
#5625 -11 = 33 - 44 - +
Don't quote this
#5639 -11 = 22 - 33 - +
Why do you believe that you're reading this?
#5636 -11 = 31 - 42 - +
Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
#1044 -12 = 175 - 187 - +
Earth don't give a fuck.
#1131 -12 = 224 - 236 - +
Eternal Truths are neither.
#1161 -12 = 210 - 222 - +
Facts: Confusing humanity since.
#1215 -12 = 212 - 224 - +
Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
#1239 -12 = 226 - 238 - +
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
#1437 -12 = 211 - 223 - +
I bet you stepped in it.
#1490 -12 = 132 - 144 - +
I have found a truth.
#1521 -12 = 165 - 177 - +
I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
#1523 -12 = 182 - 194 - +
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg
#1576 -12 = 199 - 211 - +
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
#1588 -12 = 138 - 150 - +
If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
#1632 -12 = 143 - 155 - +
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
#1798 -12 = 281 - 293 - +
listen when your body talks
#1986 -12 = 204 - 216 - +
No hidden window here.
#2133 -12 = 125 - 137 - +
Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
#2238 -12 = 236 - 248 - +
People are Human.
#2274 -12 = 541 - 553 - +
Politician, govern thyself.
#2309 -12 = 168 - 180 - +
Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
#2333 -12 = 155 - 167 - +
reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
#2386 -12 = 420 - 432 - +
Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
#2486 -12 = 180 - 192 - +
spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
#2535 -12 = 211 - 223 - +
stasis is a dream state
#2548 -12 = 110 - 122 - +
Stop whispering. Start shouting.
#2559 -12 = 333 - 345 - +
Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
#2569 -12 = 185 - 197 - +
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
#2574 -12 = 130 - 142 - +
Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
#2582 -12 = 155 - 167 - +
symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
#2590 -12 = 141 - 153 - +
take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
#2595 -12 = 191 - 203 - +
The Earth Will Shake.
#2664 -12 = 187 - 199 - +
The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
#2693 -12 = 237 - 249 - +
The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
#2698 -12 = 178 - 190 - +
The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
#2759 -12 = 225 - 237 - +
There are no extras in THIS movie.
#2828 -12 = 140 - 152 - +
There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
#2864 -12 = 149 - 161 - +
Think in terms of thought.
#2890 -12 = 125 - 137 - +
This is a mindjacking!
#2900 -12 = 212 - 224 - +
Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
#2958 -12 = 201 - 213 - +
timidity is laughable
#2969 -12 = 194 - 206 - +
Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
#2986 -12 = 144 - 156 - +
watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
#3068 -12 = 155 - 167 - +
We see what you did there.
#3107 -12 = 255 - 267 - +
Well, Katrina likes it.
#3130 -12 = 137 - 149 - +
What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -12 = 154 - 166 - +
When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
#3184 -12 = 138 - 150 - +
You know better
#3323 -12 = 166 - 178 - +
You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
#3328 -12 = 212 - 224 - +
You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
#3330 -12 = 156 - 168 - +
You were reading this, but now you're not.
#3359 -12 = 279 - 291 - +
Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
#3447 -12 = 161 - 173 - +
How necessary are you?
#3532 -12 = 403 - 415 - +
FREEDOM IS A VERB
#3602 -12 = 498 - 510 - +
"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
#3611 -12 = 139 - 151 - +
Stand out, be part of a crowd.
#3881 -12 = 167 - 179 - +
Tune out the signal.
#3630 -12 = 218 - 230 - +
The cause is the effect.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
#3677 -12 = 151 - 163 - +
Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
#3728 -12 = 322 - 334 - +
How did you get here?
#3751 -12 = 300 - 312 - +
Hate is a chemical reaction.
#3886 -12 = 108 - 120 - +
Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
#3841 -12 = 176 - 188 - +
Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
#4081 -12 = 165 - 177 - +
You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
#4066 -12 = 152 - 164 - +
If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
#4130 -12 = 450 - 462 - +
GET AN AFTERLIFE
#4234 -12 = 409 - 421 - +
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
#4307 -12 = 233 - 245 - +
Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
#4309 -12 = 171 - 183 - +
The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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