Semi Official Memebomb Archive

They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
#2888 -14 = 204 - 218 - +
timidity is laughable
#2969 -14 = 203 - 217 - +
To be free today means to participate.
#2971 -14 = 178 - 192 - +
To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
#2979 -14 = 226 - 240 - +
Wake up, the whole world's gone...
#3046 -14 = 168 - 182 - +
War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
#3051 -14 = 239 - 253 - +
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#3083 -14 = 308 - 322 - +
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
#3097 -14 = 186 - 200 - +
We see what you did there.
#3107 -14 = 257 - 271 - +
What makes you think you aren't a target?
#3148 -14 = 241 - 255 - +
What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -14 = 160 - 174 - +
When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
#3171 -14 = 148 - 162 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -14 = 166 - 180 - +
When was the first time you felt great?
#3178 -14 = 163 - 177 - +
When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
#3179 -14 = 157 - 171 - +
When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
#3183 -14 = 165 - 179 - +
When's the last time you felt great?
#3185 -14 = 231 - 245 - +
You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
#3280 -14 = 603 - 617 - +
You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
#3296 -14 = 154 - 168 - +
You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
#3328 -14 = 216 - 230 - +
You were reading this, but now you're not.
#3359 -14 = 288 - 302 - +
You won't meet Buddha on the road.
#3363 -14 = 173 - 187 - +
You'll never get this time back.
#3373 -14 = 393 - 407 - +
Reality is a Work In Progress
#3908 -14 = 185 - 199 - +
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
#3510 -14 = 205 - 219 - +
FREEDOM IS A VERB
#3602 -14 = 501 - 515 - +
"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
#3611 -14 = 145 - 159 - +
Stand out, be part of a crowd.
#3881 -14 = 170 - 184 - +
Tune out the signal.
#3630 -14 = 220 - 234 - +
The cause is the effect.
#3654 -14 = 263 - 277 - +
Stasis is the most potent force for change.
#3677 -14 = 153 - 167 - +
We will protect you from loneliness.
#3694 -14 = 139 - 153 - +
Trespassing is foreboding.
#3708 -14 = 125 - 139 - +
One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
#3716 -14 = 196 - 210 - +
What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
#3824 -14 = 159 - 173 - +
God is an excuse.
#3915 -14 = 348 - 362 - +
Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
#3847 -14 = 188 - 202 - +
Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
#3976 -14 = 829 - 843 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -14 = 304 - 318 - +
Personally, I blame society
#4024 -14 = 159 - 173 - +
Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
#4027 -14 = 373 - 387 - +
Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
#4030 -14 = 183 - 197 - +
6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
#4112 -14 = 233 - 247 - +
If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
#4125 -14 = 304 - 318 - +
How many gods do you currently not believe in?
#4140 -14 = 420 - 434 - +
conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
#4160 -14 = 212 - 226 - +
WARNING: Beware warning signs.
#4175 -14 = 197 - 211 - +
GET AN AFTERLIFE
#4234 -14 = 412 - 426 - +
Reason has nightmares of dancing.
#4330 -14 = 157 - 171 - +
Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
#4309 -14 = 174 - 188 - +
Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
#4407 -14 = 259 - 273 - +
(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
#4457 -14 = 163 - 177 - +
THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
#4571 -14 = 185 - 199 - +
Superstition brings bad luck.
#4695 -14 = 768 - 782 - +
Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
#4710 -14 = 116 - 130 - +
On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
#4811 -14 = 167 - 181 - +
if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
#4846 -14 = 126 - 140 - +
No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
#4859 -14 = 134 - 148 - +
Disorder is order.
#4915 -14 = 89 - 103 - +
free water! Take one!
#4933 -14 = 146 - 160 - +
When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
#4936 -14 = 180 - 194 - +
Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
#4941 -14 = 119 - 133 - +
Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
#4994 -14 = 119 - 133 - +
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
#5009 -14 = 136 - 150 - +
Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
#5014 -14 = 137 - 151 - +
A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
#5040 -14 = 89 - 103 - +
Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
#5043 -14 = 135 - 149 - +
There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
#5127 -14 = 166 - 180 - +
God doesn't believe in you, either.
#5076 -14 = 121 - 135 - +
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
#5129 -14 = 193 - 207 - +
'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
#5159 -14 = 92 - 106 - +
If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
#5160 -14 = 138 - 152 - +
the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
#5161 -14 = 110 - 124 - +
Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
#5175 -14 = 140 - 154 - +
every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
#5169 -14 = 144 - 158 - +
Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
#5238 -14 = 149 - 163 - +
An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
#5263 -14 = 153 - 167 - +
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
#5311 -14 = 186 - 200 - +
The Universe is just a short poem
#5321 -14 = 171 - 185 - +
No purpose necessary
#5386 -14 = 141 - 155 - +
Laugh as though no one is dancing
#5514 -14 = 56 - 70 - +
These monsters are people
#5519 -14 = 68 - 82 - +
Where is rez ist when i need her?
#5532 -14 = 62 - 76 - +
whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
#5623 -14 = 51 - 65 - +
be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
#5625 -14 = 43 - 57 - +
Free will is compulsory.
#5627 -14 = 55 - 69 - +
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
#5631 -14 = 56 - 70 - +
Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
#5648 -14 = 26 - 40 - +
All employees are forbidden.
#673 -15 = 157 - 172 - +
Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
#774 -15 = 126 - 141 - +
This is now part of your day.
#3917 -15 = 534 - 549 - +
Because it's there.
#805 -15 = 151 - 166 - +
calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
#875 -15 = 136 - 151 - +
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
#934 -15 = 166 - 181 - +
Did I just say that out loud?
#1011 -15 = 236 - 251 - +
Dig your own reality tunnel
#1018 -15 = 215 - 230 - +
DO NOT DISTURB.
#1033 -15 = 133 - 148 - +
Do what this sign tells you to do.
#1048 -15 = 139 - 154 - +
Don't run! We are your friends!
#1094 -15 = 185 - 200 - +

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