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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Nothing is 100% true
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Don't believe everything you think.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Never trust what you read.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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How often do you feel human?
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Love scares empty hearts
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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all that litters is old
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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challenge your habits
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Congregation, please be seated
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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feel better now
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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I hear music!
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. Henry J. Tillman
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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It can't rain all the time
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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It's never too late to start.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Leadership means taxes
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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No one has died for your sins
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not valid without receipt
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Recycle your pets
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Soil isn't a document
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Somebody hates you
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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