Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Everybody farts in the same language.
#4967 0 = 131 - 131 - +
No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
#4859 0 = 111 - 111 - +
Money is speech. People are mute.
#4940 0 = 190 - 190 - +
I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
#5042 0 = 180 - 180 - +
Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
#5238 0 = 138 - 138 - +
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
#5264 0 = 187 - 187 - +
Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
#741 -1 = 215 - 216 - +
Every statement contains falsehood
#1175 -1 = 453 - 454 - +
Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
#3816 -1 = 207 - 208 - +
Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
#1348 -1 = 143 - 144 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -1 = 163 - 164 - +
I only live about ten percent in this reality.
#1554 -1 = 185 - 186 - +
It's all been done before.
So do it louder
#1834 -1 = 247 - 248 - +
Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
#2569 -1 = 159 - 160 - +
War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
#3051 -1 = 220 - 221 - +
What poor gods we do make.
#3149 -1 = 185 - 186 - +
You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
#3303 -1 = 138 - 139 - +
Zeal is it's own excuse
#3412 -1 = 352 - 353 - +
Someone wanted you to see this.
#3531 -1 = 174 - 175 - +
If you're bored, you're boring.
#3984 -1 = 164 - 165 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -1 = 257 - 258 - +
Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
#3998 -1 = 189 - 190 - +
I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
#4296 -1 = 394 - 395 - +
How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
#4435 -1 = 179 - 180 - +
Never overlook the merely obvious
#4715 -1 = 180 - 181 - +
Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
#4768 -1 = 505 - 506 - +
Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
#4801 -1 = 649 - 650 - +
shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
#4904 -1 = 139 - 140 - +
If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
#4914 -1 = 169 - 170 - +
End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
#4928 -1 = 190 - 191 - +
Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
#4989 -1 = 137 - 138 - +
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
#5010 -1 = 145 - 146 - +
If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
#5033 -1 = 104 - 105 - +
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
#5297 -1 = 319 - 320 - +
Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
#5323 -1 = 158 - 159 - +
No purpose necessary
#5386 -1 = 121 - 122 - +
How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
#5403 -1 = 121 - 122 - +
F(n) = O(r+d)
#5545 -1 = 54 - 55 - +
These monsters are people
#5519 -1 = 46 - 47 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#5540 -1 = 66 - 67 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -1 = 35 - 36 - +
Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
#5567 -1 = 15 - 16 - +
"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
#5572 -1 = 12 - 13 - +
Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
#5576 -1 = 6 - 7 - +
I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
#5578 -1 = 1 - 2 - +
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
#600 -2 = 154 - 156 - +
All biography is ultimately fiction.
#672 -2 = 267 - 269 - +
All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
#675 -2 = 177 - 179 - +
Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
#733 -2 = 243 - 245 - +
ATTENTION: disregard this message
#778 -2 = 154 - 156 - +
Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
#3929 -2 = 551 - 553 - +
Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
#1046 -2 = 157 - 159 - +
Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
#1056 -2 = 185 - 187 - +
Everything you know is wrong!
#1196 -2 = 195 - 197 - +
Heretics have the best barbecues!
#1411 -2 = 148 - 150 - +
I bet you stepped in it.
#1490 -2 = 120 - 122 - +
I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
#1510 -2 = 157 - 159 - +
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg
#1576 -2 = 163 - 165 - +
I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
#1585 -2 = 218 - 220 - +
If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
#1696 -2 = 185 - 187 - +
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
#1754 -2 = 177 - 179 - +
It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
#1811 -2 = 206 - 208 - +
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
#2041 -2 = 373 - 375 - +
Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
#2081 -2 = 332 - 334 - +
No one cares if you lie on the internet.
#2144 -2 = 190 - 192 - +
Paradox isn't.
#2263 -2 = 204 - 206 - +
Please look away immediately.
#2300 -2 = 155 - 157 - +
Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
#2375 -2 = 158 - 160 - +
Robots can Time, are you?
#2421 -2 = 203 - 205 - +
routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
#2427 -2 = 148 - 150 - +
Shh! My common sense is tingling!
#2471 -2 = 163 - 165 - +
Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
#2485 -2 = 137 - 139 - +
sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
#2506 -2 = 338 - 340 - +
The early worm gets the bird.
#2663 -2 = 148 - 150 - +
The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
#2684 -2 = 297 - 299 - +
the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
#2693 -2 = 208 - 210 - +
The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
#2707 -2 = 195 - 197 - +
The penis is mightier than the sword.
#2745 -2 = 591 - 593 - +
The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
#2753 -2 = 282 - 284 - +
The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
#2768 -2 = 148 - 150 - +
The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -2 = 151 - 153 - +
There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
#2859 -2 = 157 - 159 - +
To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
#2979 -2 = 177 - 179 - +
You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
#3328 -2 = 183 - 185 - +
YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
#3362 -2 = 184 - 186 - +
Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
#3413 -2 = 310 - 312 - +
Believing is seeing.
#3489 -2 = 218 - 220 - +
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
#3855 -2 = 212 - 214 - +
conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
#4160 -2 = 191 - 193 - +
every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
#4536 -2 = 427 - 429 - +
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
#4562 -2 = 144 - 146 - +
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
#4963 -2 = 148 - 150 - +
The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
#5562 -2 = 15 - 17 - +
Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
#5544 -2 = 59 - 61 - +
Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
#5555 -2 = 45 - 47 - +
God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
#1333 -3 = 124 - 127 - +
I will never lie to you.
#1584 -3 = 152 - 155 - +
The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
#2720 -3 = 334 - 337 - +
There are five kinds of people:
#2824 -3 = 159 - 162 - +
They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
#2877 -3 = 171 - 174 - +

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