The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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