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Don't just do something--stand there!
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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No one is stopping you
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Have a nice day. Or else
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Bored people are boring people.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Robots can Time, are you?
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Chaos is what you make of it
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Think about what you are thinking
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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I invented plagiarism.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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listen when your body talks
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Such Oddacity.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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We see what you did there.
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What poor gods we do make.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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There is far less to everything than you think
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i wish i had tried.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Love my label like myself
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free water! Take one!
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