Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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timidity is laughable
#2969 -1 = 161 - 162 - +
YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
#3362 -1 = 161 - 162 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -1 = 233 - 234 - +
Who told you to believe that?
#4074 -1 = 449 - 450 - +
The hidden factor may be you.
#4150 -1 = 641 - 642 - +
GET AN AFTERLIFE
#4234 -1 = 330 - 331 - +
How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
#4435 -1 = 156 - 157 - +
there is no Jew world fnorder
#4827 -1 = 78 - 79 - +
Everybody farts in the same language.
#4967 -1 = 99 - 100 - +
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
#5010 -1 = 121 - 122 - +
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
#5096 -1 = 454 - 455 - +
The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
#5194 -1 = 92 - 93 - +
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
#5258 -1 = 164 - 165 - +
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
#5264 -1 = 157 - 158 - +
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
#5432 -1 = 130 - 131 - +
F(n) = O(r+d)
#5545 -1 = 4 - 5 - +
Save the banks lol
#5534 -1 = 11 - 12 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#5540 -1 = 13 - 14 - +
For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
#1266 -2 = 730 - 732 - +
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
#1324 -2 = 213 - 215 - +
Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
#1409 -2 = 169 - 171 - +
I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
#1510 -2 = 128 - 130 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -2 = 204 - 206 - +
It's all been done before.
So do it louder
#1834 -2 = 210 - 212 - +
Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
#2081 -2 = 306 - 308 - +
My father was a good woman.
#2088 -2 = 182 - 184 - +
Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
#2329 -2 = 370 - 372 - +
Shh! My common sense is tingling!
#2471 -2 = 137 - 139 - +
Support your local ceiling.
#2584 -2 = 197 - 199 - +
The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
#2768 -2 = 120 - 122 - +
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
#2835 -2 = 113 - 115 - +
When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
#3815 -2 = 658 - 660 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -2 = 239 - 241 - +
Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
#3841 -2 = 135 - 137 - +
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
#3974 -2 = 190 - 192 - +
Entropy is just improvement in disguise
#3991 -2 = 151 - 153 - +
The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
#3992 -2 = 193 - 195 - +
 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
#3997 -2 = 160 - 162 - +
It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
#4044 -2 = 157 - 159 - +
Have a nice day. Or else
#4281 -2 = 281 - 283 - +
There is far less to everything than you think
#4409 -2 = 164 - 166 - +
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
#4776 -2 = 537 - 539 - +
No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
#4859 -2 = 82 - 84 - +
Reality lacks discretionary power
#4908 -2 = 505 - 507 - +
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
#4913 -2 = 480 - 482 - +
"No Comment" is a comment.
#5064 -2 = 106 - 108 - +
the city is upstairs
#5125 -2 = 135 - 137 - +
What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
#5150 -2 = 177 - 179 - +
Life is not only for you.
#5252 -2 = 121 - 123 - +
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
#5297 -2 = 293 - 295 - +
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
#5343 -2 = 96 - 98 - +
you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
#5354 -2 = 97 - 99 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 -2 = 126 - 128 - +
It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
#5361 -2 = 92 - 94 - +
Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
#5518 -2 = 14 - 16 - +
349bdays till.darmagedoom.
#5521 -2 = 9 - 11 - +
138 dys ony sos
#5524 -2 = 12 - 14 - +
Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
#5542 -2 = 5 - 7 - +
I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
#5536 -2 = 12 - 14 - +
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
#600 -3 = 128 - 131 - +
All biography is ultimately fiction.
#672 -3 = 242 - 245 - +
confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
#938 -3 = 197 - 200 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
#940 -3 = 115 - 118 - +
deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
#1010 -3 = 101 - 104 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -3 = 136 - 139 - +
Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
#1046 -3 = 136 - 139 - +
Earth don't give a fuck.
#1131 -3 = 179 - 182 - +
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
#1284 -3 = 129 - 132 - +
Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
#1418 -3 = 214 - 217 - +
humor is a release
#1468 -3 = 158 - 161 - +
I only live about ten percent in this reality.
#1554 -3 = 151 - 154 - +
It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
#1825 -3 = 139 - 142 - +
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
#2041 -3 = 344 - 347 - +
The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
#3912 -3 = 161 - 164 - +
Robots can Time, are you?
#2421 -3 = 178 - 181 - +
Rome wasn't built from a couch.
#2423 -3 = 319 - 322 - +
The Earth Will Shake.
#2664 -3 = 153 - 156 - +
The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
#2717 -3 = 149 - 152 - +
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
#2718 -3 = 222 - 225 - +
The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
#2759 -3 = 179 - 182 - +
Think in terms of thought.
#2890 -3 = 97 - 100 - +
To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
#2979 -3 = 155 - 158 - +
We see what you did there.
#3107 -3 = 218 - 221 - +
What makes you think you aren't a target?
#3148 -3 = 186 - 189 - +
What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -3 = 110 - 113 - +
When you go to hell, you DIE
#3182 -3 = 118 - 121 - +
Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
#3413 -3 = 287 - 290 - +
Believing is seeing.
#3489 -3 = 194 - 197 - +
We will protect you from loneliness.
#3694 -3 = 110 - 113 - +
Stop Palpitation!
#4220 -3 = 178 - 181 - +
Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
#4737 -3 = 146 - 149 - +
Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
#4822 -3 = 152 - 155 - +
"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
#4854 -3 = 87 - 90 - +
When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
#4936 -3 = 140 - 143 - +
Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
#4937 -3 = 144 - 147 - +
Money is speech. People are mute.
#4940 -3 = 161 - 164 - +
...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
#5151 -3 = 142 - 145 - +
If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
#5185 -3 = 123 - 126 - +
I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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