Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 1 = 189 - 188 - +
Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
#2081 1 = 270 - 269 - +
sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
#2506 1 = 274 - 273 - +
GET AN AFTERLIFE
#4234 1 = 293 - 292 - +
if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Money is speech. People are mute.
#4940 1 = 126 - 125 - +
the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Aristotle was a dick.
#5358 1 = 79 - 78 - +
Then why do you do it?
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Abstinence is perverted
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Authorised graffiti area
#781 0 = 120 - 120 - +
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
#968 0 = 126 - 126 - +
Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
#1093 0 = 372 - 372 - +
Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
#1957 0 = 103 - 103 - +
Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
#2329 0 = 330 - 330 - +
Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
#3728 0 = 201 - 201 - +
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
#4307 0 = 159 - 159 - +
Ha, look at you being intelligent
#4350 0 = 146 - 146 - +
There is far less to everything than you think
#4409 0 = 136 - 136 - +
How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
#4435 0 = 128 - 128 - +
Never overlook the merely obvious
#4715 0 = 135 - 135 - +
shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
#4904 0 = 77 - 77 - +
HAIL TETRIS!
#5267 0 = 77 - 77 - +
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
#5343 0 = 73 - 73 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 0 = 96 - 96 - +
"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
#5418 0 = 95 - 95 - +
A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
#614 -1 = 173 - 174 - +
BEWARE OF TRUTH
#833 -1 = 114 - 115 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -1 = 175 - 176 - +
listen when your body talks
#1986 -1 = 155 - 156 - +
Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
#2238 -1 = 154 - 155 - +
Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
#2433 -1 = 216 - 217 - +
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
#2539 -1 = 117 - 118 - +
The Earth Will Shake.
#2664 -1 = 128 - 129 - +
The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
#2720 -1 = 257 - 258 - +
The penis is mightier than the sword.
#2745 -1 = 496 - 497 - +
There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
#2843 -1 = 135 - 136 - +
YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
#3362 -1 = 127 - 128 - +
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
#3510 -1 = 148 - 149 - +
Chaos is what you make of it
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
#4011 -1 = 182 - 183 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
#4672 -1 = 560 - 561 - +
Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
#4737 -1 = 118 - 119 - +
i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
#4896 -1 = 209 - 210 - +
Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
#5003 -1 = 98 - 99 - +
If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
#4914 -1 = 126 - 127 - +
free water! Take one!
#4933 -1 = 97 - 98 - +
Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
#5323 -1 = 112 - 113 - +
Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
#5360 -1 = 59 - 60 - +
It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
#5361 -1 = 69 - 70 - +
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
#5432 -1 = 97 - 98 - +
All biography is ultimately fiction.
#672 -2 = 214 - 216 - +
Dig your own reality tunnel
#1018 -2 = 152 - 154 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -2 = 115 - 117 - +
Eternal Truths are neither.
#1161 -2 = 152 - 154 - +
I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
#3906 -2 = 158 - 160 - +
fate is how your life looks backwards
#1226 -2 = 117 - 119 - +
It is now safe to turn off your government
#1818 -2 = 227 - 229 - +
Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
#2017 -2 = 160 - 162 - +
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
#2142 -2 = 160 - 162 - +
timidity is laughable
#2969 -2 = 136 - 138 - +
We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
#3080 -2 = 443 - 445 - +
What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -2 = 89 - 91 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -2 = 149 - 151 - +
Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
#3902 -2 = 113 - 115 - +
Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
#4027 -2 = 260 - 262 - +
everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
#4913 -2 = 435 - 437 - +
It’s only class war when we fight back.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
#5004 -2 = 99 - 101 - +
"No Comment" is a comment.
#5064 -2 = 73 - 75 - +
Mistakes aren't always regrets
#5079 -2 = 92 - 94 - +
Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
#5184 -2 = 100 - 102 - +
If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
#5185 -2 = 94 - 96 - +
The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
#5194 -2 = 71 - 73 - +
Private parking in Area only !
#5334 -2 = 62 - 64 - +
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
#5311 -2 = 110 - 112 - +
You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
#5329 -2 = 102 - 104 - +
All your mistakes are performance art
#5330 -2 = 107 - 109 - +
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
#683 -3 = 141 - 144 - +
Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
#1058 -3 = 177 - 180 - +
Everything you know is wrong!
#1196 -3 = 155 - 158 - +
Finishing is for quitters.
#1244 -3 = 92 - 95 - +
He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
#1388 -3 = 100 - 103 - +
"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
#1478 -3 = 137 - 140 - +
I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
#1515 -3 = 119 - 122 - +
It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
#1811 -3 = 163 - 166 - +
It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
#1877 -3 = 196 - 199 - +
Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
#2172 -3 = 109 - 112 - +
Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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