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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Someone knows better than you
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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What poor gods we do make.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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decency is a relative thing
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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How am I not who I Am?
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I am living in denial.
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I like.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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read banned books
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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They know you're reading this.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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words tend to be inadequate
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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warning: the sky really is falling
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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fututio, non verba.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Protection when you least expect it
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
▼ ▼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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Death is not only for you.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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This is a pipe.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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civilization is the denial of shit
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A naked mind is sexy.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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And a cat in every bag.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Are you interesting?
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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