Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
#5294 -3 = 182 - 185 - +
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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19februholidamned
#5537 -3 = 50 - 53 - +
If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
#5588 -3 = 2 - 5 - +
All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Authorised graffiti area
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Do not live, do not die.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
#1056 -4 = 190 - 194 - +
Don't just do something--stand there!
#1080 -4 = 770 - 774 - +
Everything you know is wrong!
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
#1754 -4 = 180 - 184 - +
Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
#2424 -4 = 132 - 136 - +
routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
#2427 -4 = 152 - 156 - +
sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
#2569 -4 = 163 - 167 - +
Such Oddacity.
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The early worm gets the bird.
#2663 -4 = 151 - 155 - +
There is no conspiracy.
#2842 -4 = 167 - 171 - +
There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
#2859 -4 = 162 - 166 - +
WAKE UP.
#3048 -4 = 144 - 148 - +
warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
#3062 -4 = 158 - 162 - +
What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -4 = 136 - 140 - +
Whichever makes less sense at the time.
#3194 -4 = 198 - 202 - +
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
#3239 -4 = 152 - 156 - +
YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
#3362 -4 = 189 - 193 - +
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
#3855 -4 = 219 - 223 - +
The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
#3581 -4 = 455 - 459 - +
When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
#3815 -4 = 695 - 699 - +
Stand out, be part of a crowd.
#3881 -4 = 156 - 160 - +
Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
#3728 -4 = 289 - 293 - +
The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
#3953 -4 = 171 - 175 - +
Entropy is just improvement in disguise
#3991 -4 = 178 - 182 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -4 = 268 - 272 - +
This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
#3993 -4 = 148 - 152 - +
Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
#4069 -4 = 290 - 294 - +
If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
#4125 -4 = 264 - 268 - +
There is far less to everything than you think
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
#5098 -4 = 172 - 176 - +
No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
#4903 -4 = 169 - 173 - +
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
#4913 -4 = 522 - 526 - +
If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
#4914 -4 = 173 - 177 - +
the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
#4987 -4 = 139 - 143 - +
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
#5129 -4 = 164 - 168 - +
Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
#5238 -4 = 140 - 144 - +
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
#5311 -4 = 168 - 172 - +
How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
#5403 -4 = 126 - 130 - +
F(n) = O(r+d)
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These monsters are people
#5519 -4 = 48 - 52 - +
The new world order is sorted descending.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
#733 -5 = 246 - 251 - +
Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
#741 -5 = 221 - 226 - +
ATTENTION: disregard this message
#778 -5 = 156 - 161 - +
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
#968 -5 = 182 - 187 - +
Did I just say that out loud?
#1011 -5 = 209 - 214 - +
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
#1044 -5 = 142 - 147 - +
God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
#1333 -5 = 130 - 135 - +
Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
#3816 -5 = 211 - 216 - +
humor is a release
#1468 -5 = 181 - 186 - +
I bet you stepped in it.
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I will never lie to you.
#1584 -5 = 159 - 164 - +
If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
#1639 -5 = 138 - 143 - +
It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
#1811 -5 = 211 - 216 - +
It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
#2041 -5 = 378 - 383 - +
Please look away immediately.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
#2306 -5 = 141 - 146 - +
Robots can Time, are you?
#2421 -5 = 211 - 216 - +
Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
#2485 -5 = 140 - 145 - +
take nothing for granted
#2598 -5 = 146 - 151 - +
The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
#2684 -5 = 301 - 306 - +
The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
#2768 -5 = 151 - 156 - +
The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -5 = 153 - 158 - +
They think you're weird.
#2884 -5 = 172 - 177 - +
Vacuum packed for freshness.
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