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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Finishing is for quitters.
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fun is my function
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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timidity is laughable
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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You know better
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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How did you get here?
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
#1010 -9 = 136 - 145 - +
Don't panic.
#1090 -9 = 161 - 170 - +
Eternal Truths are neither.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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My father was a good woman.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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They know you're reading this.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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We see what you did there.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Wit happens.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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