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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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i wish i had tried.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Plan early, plan twice
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This is a question?
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Explain your sense of self
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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You are one of the masks
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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play freebird!
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Fuck god
I love her
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I am high, bye
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Don't fart then inhale it
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A king's castle is his home.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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And a cat in every bag.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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much was decided before you were born
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No one gets out alive.
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sin is a means of social control
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Such Oddacity.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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We see what you did there.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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You grok?
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Not a Restroom
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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