Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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never fear goddess is here
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Avert thy gaze!
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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big brother is not watching me
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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I can see you
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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nothing is something
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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politics is used for personal gain
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There are five kinds of people:
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we need some new cliches
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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are you wearing that?
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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I don't exist.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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All that is colossal is fraud
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Congregation, please be seated
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Existence is futile
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
Tim Maia
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I like.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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I'm on thought rations
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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It can't rain all the time
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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It's never too late to start.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Language is speaking you.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
#1979 -43 = 160 - 203 - +
Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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