Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
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