Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Why are you so sure?
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Try to outlive these words.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Personally, I blame society
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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No forbidding allowed.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Vegetables are murder.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
#3447 -11 = 161 - 172 - +
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
#3848 -11 = 137 - 148 - +
You woke up for this?
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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How did you get here?
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Pawn Takes king.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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You are the voice in your head.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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No purpose necessary
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