Semi Official Memebomb Archive

138 dys ony sos
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
#622 -17 = 175 - 192 - +
Do what this sign tells you to do.
#1048 -17 = 166 - 183 - +
The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
#2660 -17 = 437 - 454 - +
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
#3892 -17 = 265 - 282 - +
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
#3974 -17 = 285 - 302 - +
It only gets weirder from here!
#4123 -17 = 162 - 179 - +
No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
#4853 -17 = 152 - 169 - +
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
#4930 -17 = 152 - 169 - +
C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
#4934 -17 = 194 - 211 - +
the luminosity of this system was found to vary
#4973 -17 = 227 - 244 - +
lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
#5223 -17 = 139 - 156 - +
i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
#5441 -17 = 167 - 184 - +
It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
#5317 -17 = 186 - 203 - +
Hoard anything you can't download
#5319 -17 = 195 - 212 - +
you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
#5354 -17 = 158 - 175 - +
now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
#5370 -17 = 140 - 157 - +
ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
#5477 -17 = 129 - 146 - +
Clara mascara
#5533 -17 = 87 - 104 - +
Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
#1284 -18 = 203 - 221 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -18 = 300 - 318 - +
Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
#2065 -18 = 202 - 220 - +
Monogamy is Perverted.
#2072 -18 = 191 - 209 - +
The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
#2684 -18 = 375 - 393 - +
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
#2776 -18 = 181 - 199 - +
You are now breathing manually.
#3270 -18 = 459 - 477 - +
Don't keep time: it's not yours.
#3727 -18 = 412 - 430 - +
Life's a laugh and then die.
#3896 -18 = 186 - 204 - +
Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
#4065 -18 = 212 - 230 - +
Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
#4069 -18 = 346 - 364 - +
I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
#4566 -18 = 129 - 147 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -18 = 142 - 160 - +
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
#4726 -18 = 238 - 256 - +
Plan early, plan twice
#4749 -18 = 125 - 143 - +
Men always generalise
#4855 -18 = 135 - 153 - +
"No Comment" is a comment.
#5064 -18 = 177 - 195 - +
You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
#5200 -18 = 143 - 161 - +
When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
#5356 -18 = 136 - 154 - +
Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
#5436 -18 = 162 - 180 - +
Fuck god
I love her
#5535 -18 = 100 - 118 - +
9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
#586 -19 = 253 - 272 - +
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
#588 -19 = 201 - 220 - +
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
#968 -19 = 236 - 255 - +
go within the flow
#1332 -19 = 173 - 192 - +
History is a religion
#1427 -19 = 224 - 243 - +
I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
#1558 -19 = 171 - 190 - +
If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
#1730 -19 = 134 - 153 - +
monomania is a prerequisite of success
#2073 -19 = 163 - 182 - +
No direction is the right direction
#2130 -19 = 160 - 179 - +
Once you leave this room, will anything change?
#2217 -19 = 174 - 193 - +
peer amid the all-seeing eye.
#2270 -19 = 177 - 196 - +
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
#2335 -19 = 175 - 194 - +
smash -HERE- to find out
#2495 -19 = 330 - 349 - +
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
#2514 -19 = 191 - 210 - +
The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
#2636 -19 = 163 - 182 - +
There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 -19 = 467 - 486 - +
To be free today means to participate.
#2971 -19 = 205 - 224 - +
Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
#3200 -19 = 192 - 211 - +
You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
#3330 -19 = 183 - 202 - +
You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
#3368 -19 = 224 - 243 - +
Make like nature: select all.
#3681 -19 = 139 - 158 - +
We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
#3986 -19 = 163 - 182 - +
Entropy is just improvement in disguise
#3991 -19 = 258 - 277 - +
Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
#4324 -19 = 219 - 238 - +
Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
#4329 -19 = 189 - 208 - +
every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
#4536 -19 = 500 - 519 - +
man created god so that he could win every argument
#4460 -19 = 196 - 215 - +
Fight apathy or don't.
#4567 -19 = 137 - 156 - +
you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
#4676 -19 = 282 - 301 - +
never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
#4722 -19 = 192 - 211 - +
My love... i will find you where ever you are...
#4743 -19 = 138 - 157 - +
Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
#4761 -19 = 160 - 179 - +
My pockets went to Distopia
#4780 -19 = 122 - 141 - +
Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
#4956 -19 = 134 - 153 - +
Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
#4986 -19 = 166 - 185 - +
the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
#4987 -19 = 179 - 198 - +
the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
#5027 -19 = 131 - 150 - +
I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
#5113 -19 = 198 - 217 - +
Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
#5162 -19 = 146 - 165 - +
solipsists of the world-
unite
#5291 -19 = 167 - 186 - +
The Universe is just a short poem
#5321 -19 = 210 - 229 - +
No gods, no masterpieces
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
#5394 -19 = 135 - 154 - +
Back to yellow tomorrow
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
#5546 -19 = 79 - 98 - +
Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
#5650 -19 = 75 - 94 - +
Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
#5666 -19 = 59 - 78 - +
fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
#594 -20 = 205 - 225 - +
And I thought I was original!
#714 -20 = 168 - 188 - +
Are you interesting?
#750 -20 = 154 - 174 - +
Believe nothing, dare all.
#823 -20 = 189 - 209 - +
Convictions cause convicts.
#953 -20 = 148 - 168 - +
DIY
#1025 -20 = 148 - 168 - +
do you think we are forever?
#1061 -20 = 152 - 172 - +
Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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