Semi Official Memebomb Archive

words tend to be inadequate
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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this conversation is over
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Abel had no descendants.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Nothing is 100% true
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You are now breathing manually.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
#4277 -65 = 265 - 330 - +
The surrealist is the only realist.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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security makes me nervous
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Love scares empty hearts
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
#5689 -65 = 161 - 226 - +
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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All men are created unequal.
#682 -66 = 306 - 372 - +
And I thought I was original!
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
#756 -66 = 324 - 390 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University.
#759 -66 = 265 - 331 - +
ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Caution: dry paint.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Difference engenders hate.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
#1105 -66 = 285 - 351 - +
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
#1149 -66 = 364 - 430 - +
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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feel better now
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I have found a truth.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
#1996 -66 = 344 - 410 - +
Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
#2375 -66 = 328 - 394 - +
Step on a crack
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Strike any user to continue.
#2564 -66 = 327 - 393 - +
survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Taze a kitten!
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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this is only a test
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
#3603 -66 = 219 - 285 - +
We will protect you from loneliness.
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Reading is not understanding.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
#4064 -66 = 351 - 417 - +
Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
#4714 -66 = 233 - 299 - +
Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Both are fools but who knows?
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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