Semi Official Memebomb Archive

civilization is the denial of shit
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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All men are created unequal.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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much was decided before you were born
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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read banned books
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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The door is the key.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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I don't exist.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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You are not your self-image.
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i wish i had tried.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Chaste makes waste.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Pwn free and clear.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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sex differences are here to stay
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stasis is a dream state
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Stop history
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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What poor gods we do make.
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words tend to be inadequate
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Try Dying.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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really
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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