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What poor gods we do make.
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You are now breathing manually.
#3270 1 = 357 - 356 - +
The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
#3992 1 = 181 - 180 - +
tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
#4903 1 = 129 - 128 - +
"No Comment" is a comment.
#5064 1 = 93 - 92 - +
Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
#733 0 = 207 - 207 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
#940 0 = 108 - 108 - +
Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
#2017 0 = 181 - 181 - +
Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
#3328 0 = 151 - 151 - +
YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
#3362 0 = 150 - 150 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 0 = 217 - 217 - +
It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
#4044 0 = 150 - 150 - +
GET AN AFTERLIFE
#4234 0 = 315 - 315 - +
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
#4307 0 = 175 - 175 - +
if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
#4737 0 = 134 - 134 - +
there is no Jew world fnorder
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
#4928 0 = 143 - 143 - +
Money is speech. People are mute.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
#5185 0 = 113 - 113 - +
Life is not only for you.
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Aristotle was a dick.
#5358 0 = 104 - 104 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 0 = 115 - 115 - +
Authorised graffiti area
#781 -1 = 138 - 139 - +
BEWARE OF TRUTH
#833 -1 = 127 - 128 - +
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
#968 -1 = 143 - 144 - +
Eternal Truths are neither.
#1161 -1 = 163 - 164 - +
Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
#3816 -1 = 172 - 173 - +
"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
#1577 -1 = 182 - 183 - +
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
#2041 -1 = 330 - 331 - +
Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
#2329 -1 = 357 - 358 - +
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
#2539 -1 = 130 - 131 - +
The early worm gets the bird.
#2663 -1 = 118 - 119 - +
The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
#2717 -1 = 141 - 142 - +
There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 -1 = 294 - 295 - +
timidity is laughable
#2969 -1 = 149 - 150 - +
We see what you did there.
#3107 -1 = 209 - 210 - +
exciting controversy
#3426 -1 = 123 - 124 - +
Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
#3728 -1 = 225 - 226 - +
Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
#3902 -1 = 132 - 133 - +
You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
#3927 -1 = 132 - 133 - +
Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
#3960 -1 = 122 - 123 - +
Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
#4027 -1 = 290 - 291 - +
Who told you to believe that?
#4074 -1 = 436 - 437 - +
How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
#4435 -1 = 143 - 144 - +
i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
#4851 -1 = 124 - 125 - +
Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
#5003 -1 = 114 - 115 - +
Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
#4935 -1 = 107 - 108 - +
Private parking in Area only !
#5334 -1 = 81 - 82 - +
fate is how your life looks backwards
#1226 -2 = 131 - 133 - +
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
#1284 -2 = 125 - 127 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -2 = 190 - 192 - +
Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
#2172 -2 = 123 - 125 - +
Robots can Time, are you?
#2421 -2 = 169 - 171 - +
sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
#2506 -2 = 294 - 296 - +
SPOILERS: You die at the end.
#2536 -2 = 304 - 306 - +
The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
#2762 -2 = 141 - 143 - +
Vacuum packed for freshness.
#3034 -2 = 193 - 195 - +
We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
#3080 -2 = 465 - 467 - +
What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -2 = 102 - 104 - +
You wrote this while you were drunk.
#3365 -2 = 340 - 342 - +
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
#3510 -2 = 165 - 167 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -2 = 230 - 232 - +
Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
#3841 -2 = 125 - 127 - +
Ha, look at you being intelligent
#4350 -2 = 159 - 161 - +
There is far less to everything than you think
#4409 -2 = 151 - 153 - +
Never overlook the merely obvious
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Everybody farts in the same language.
#4967 -2 = 88 - 90 - +
No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
#4859 -2 = 73 - 75 - +
your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
#5004 -2 = 114 - 116 - +
There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
#5073 -2 = 99 - 101 - +
Mistakes aren't always regrets
#5079 -2 = 111 - 113 - +
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
#5343 -2 = 88 - 90 - +
Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
#5294 -2 = 119 - 121 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -2 = 88 - 90 - +
Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
#5322 -2 = 130 - 132 - +
People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
#5395 -2 = 86 - 88 - +
build the ethernet with light love and power already.
#5511 -2 = 2 - 4 - +
A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
#614 -3 = 189 - 192 - +
All biography is ultimately fiction.
#672 -3 = 231 - 234 - +
Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
#741 -3 = 173 - 176 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -3 = 131 - 134 - +
Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
#1056 -3 = 137 - 140 - +
No forbidding allowed.
#2131 -3 = 154 - 157 - +
No one cares if you lie on the internet.
#2144 -3 = 160 - 163 - +
Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
#2306 -3 = 114 - 117 - +
Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
#2486 -3 = 130 - 133 - +
Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
#2569 -3 = 128 - 131 - +
The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
#2707 -3 = 159 - 162 - +
There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
#2843 -3 = 148 - 151 - +
To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
#2979 -3 = 149 - 152 - +
Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
#3413 -3 = 275 - 278 - +
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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