Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We see what you did there.
#3107 1 = 208 - 207 - +
What poor gods we do make.
#3149 1 = 144 - 143 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 1 = 216 - 215 - +
The hidden factor may be you.
#4150 1 = 621 - 620 - +
tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
#4903 1 = 129 - 128 - +
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
#5010 1 = 110 - 109 - +
If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
#5185 1 = 113 - 112 - +
build the ethernet with light love and power already.
#5511 1 = 1 - 0 - +
Abstinence is perverted
#648 0 = 210 - 210 - +
Authorised graffiti area
#781 0 = 138 - 138 - +
Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
#3929 0 = 499 - 499 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
#940 0 = 108 - 108 - +
"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
#3868 0 = 519 - 519 - +
I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
#1577 0 = 182 - 182 - +
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
#2539 0 = 130 - 130 - +
Such Oddacity.
#2575 0 = 132 - 132 - +
The Earth Will Shake.
#2664 0 = 142 - 142 - +
The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
#2717 0 = 141 - 141 - +
The penis is mightier than the sword.
#2745 0 = 534 - 534 - +
There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 0 = 294 - 294 - +
YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
#3362 0 = 150 - 150 - +
You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
#3927 0 = 132 - 132 - +
The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
#3992 0 = 180 - 180 - +
Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
#4027 0 = 290 - 290 - +
It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
#4044 0 = 150 - 150 - +
How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
#4435 0 = 143 - 143 - +
Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
#4737 0 = 134 - 134 - +
there is no Jew world fnorder
#4827 0 = 67 - 67 - +
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
#4913 0 = 458 - 458 - +
End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
#4928 0 = 142 - 142 - +
the luminosity of this system was found to vary
#4973 0 = 136 - 136 - +
"No Comment" is a comment.
#5064 0 = 92 - 92 - +
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
#5258 0 = 147 - 147 - +
Aristotle was a dick.
#5358 0 = 104 - 104 - +
Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
#733 -1 = 205 - 206 - +
BEWARE OF TRUTH
#833 -1 = 127 - 128 - +
Eternal Truths are neither.
#1161 -1 = 163 - 164 - +
Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
#3816 -1 = 172 - 173 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -1 = 190 - 191 - +
Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
#2081 -1 = 291 - 292 - +
Robots can Time, are you?
#2421 -1 = 169 - 170 - +
SPOILERS: You die at the end.
#2536 -1 = 304 - 305 - +
Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
#2607 -1 = 244 - 245 - +
The early worm gets the bird.
#2663 -1 = 118 - 119 - +
The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
#2720 -1 = 287 - 288 - +
We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
#3080 -1 = 465 - 466 - +
You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
#3328 -1 = 150 - 151 - +
Who told you to believe that?
#4074 -1 = 436 - 437 - +
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
#4307 -1 = 174 - 175 - +
if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
#4322 -1 = 235 - 236 - +
Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
#4822 -1 = 135 - 136 - +
Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
#5003 -1 = 114 - 115 - +
Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
#4935 -1 = 107 - 108 - +
Money is speech. People are mute.
#4940 -1 = 150 - 151 - +
Mistakes aren't always regrets
#5079 -1 = 111 - 112 - +
Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
#5294 -1 = 118 - 119 - +
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
#5350 -1 = 165 - 166 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 -1 = 114 - 115 - +
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
#5432 -1 = 116 - 117 - +
Your smile or your life
#5512 -1 = 0 - 1 - +
A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
#614 -2 = 188 - 190 - +
All biography is ultimately fiction.
#672 -2 = 231 - 233 - +
No forbidding allowed.
#2131 -2 = 154 - 156 - +
Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
#2172 -2 = 123 - 125 - +
Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
#2569 -2 = 128 - 130 - +
The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
#2707 -2 = 159 - 161 - +
The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
#2762 -2 = 141 - 143 - +
timidity is laughable
#2969 -2 = 148 - 150 - +
Vacuum packed for freshness.
#3034 -2 = 193 - 195 - +
You wrote this while you were drunk.
#3365 -2 = 339 - 341 - +
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
#3510 -2 = 164 - 166 - +
Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
#3902 -2 = 131 - 133 - +
Entropy is just improvement in disguise
#3991 -2 = 143 - 145 - +
Have a nice day. Or else
#4281 -2 = 265 - 267 - +
There is far less to everything than you think
#4409 -2 = 151 - 153 - +
Everybody farts in the same language.
#4967 -2 = 87 - 89 - +
i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
#4851 -2 = 122 - 124 - +
No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
#4859 -2 = 73 - 75 - +
If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
#5033 -2 = 66 - 68 - +
Private parking in Area only !
#5334 -2 = 79 - 81 - +
One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
#5226 -2 = 96 - 98 - +
HAIL TETRIS!
#5267 -2 = 91 - 93 - +
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
#5343 -2 = 88 - 90 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -2 = 88 - 90 - +
Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
#5322 -2 = 130 - 132 - +
you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
#5354 -2 = 87 - 89 - +
August Victoria hospital
#5509 -2 = 0 - 2 - +
ISABELLAH
#5510 -2 = 0 - 2 - +
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
#683 -3 = 162 - 165 - +
Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
#741 -3 = 172 - 175 - +
Did I just say that out loud?
#1011 -3 = 172 - 175 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -3 = 130 - 133 - +
Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
#1046 -3 = 130 - 133 - +
Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
#1056 -3 = 137 - 140 - +
fate is how your life looks backwards
#1226 -3 = 130 - 133 - +
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
#1284 -3 = 124 - 127 - +
It's your fault we're cheating.
#1881 -3 = 139 - 142 - +
Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
#2025 -3 = 170 - 173 - +
No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
#2140 -3 = 198 - 201 - +
No one cares if you lie on the internet.
#2144 -3 = 160 - 163 - +

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