Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
#5551 0 = 3 - 3 - +
so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
#5548 0 = 13 - 13 - +
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
#968 -1 = 157 - 158 - +
Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
#1058 -1 = 198 - 199 - +
Every statement contains falsehood
#1175 -1 = 413 - 414 - +
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
#1284 -1 = 134 - 135 - +
I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
#1577 -1 = 200 - 201 - +
It's all been done before.
So do it louder
#1834 -1 = 217 - 218 - +
Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
#2081 -1 = 313 - 314 - +
The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
#3912 -1 = 167 - 168 - +
sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
#2506 -1 = 312 - 313 - +
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
#2539 -1 = 143 - 144 - +
The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
#2707 -1 = 173 - 174 - +
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
#2835 -1 = 117 - 118 - +
Things you own end up owning you
#2887 -1 = 598 - 599 - +
What poor gods we do make.
#3149 -1 = 165 - 166 - +
What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -1 = 116 - 117 - +
You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
#3328 -1 = 161 - 162 - +
I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
#4296 -1 = 370 - 371 - +
Ha, look at you being intelligent
#4350 -1 = 170 - 171 - +
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
#4776 -1 = 543 - 544 - +
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
#4835 -1 = 559 - 560 - +
I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
#5164 -1 = 103 - 104 - +
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
#5311 -1 = 146 - 147 - +
Aristotle was a dick.
#5358 -1 = 124 - 125 - +
you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
#5354 -1 = 104 - 105 - +
F(n) = O(r+d)
#5545 -1 = 16 - 17 - +
"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
#3868 -2 = 551 - 553 - +
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg
#1576 -2 = 145 - 147 - +
I'm already against the next war.
#1601 -2 = 481 - 483 - +
If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
#1661 -2 = 149 - 151 - +
It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
#1841 -2 = 144 - 146 - +
John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
#1902 -2 = 168 - 170 - +
My father was a good woman.
#2088 -2 = 189 - 191 - +
Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
#2486 -2 = 148 - 150 - +
Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
#2569 -2 = 140 - 142 - +
The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
#2753 -2 = 266 - 268 - +
The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
#2768 -2 = 124 - 126 - +
There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
#2859 -2 = 136 - 138 - +
We see what you did there.
#3107 -2 = 224 - 226 - +
What makes you think you aren't a target?
#3148 -2 = 194 - 196 - +
When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
#3171 -2 = 122 - 124 - +
You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
#3303 -2 = 117 - 119 - +
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
#3855 -2 = 190 - 192 - +
When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
#3815 -2 = 663 - 665 - +
Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
#3747 -2 = 1021 - 1023 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -2 = 243 - 245 - +
The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
#3928 -2 = 176 - 178 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -2 = 237 - 239 - +
There is far less to everything than you think
#4409 -2 = 169 - 171 - +
How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
#4435 -2 = 161 - 163 - +
Everybody farts in the same language.
#4967 -2 = 102 - 104 - +
tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
#4903 -2 = 140 - 142 - +
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
#4913 -2 = 492 - 494 - +
Money is speech. People are mute.
#4940 -2 = 167 - 169 - +
the luminosity of this system was found to vary
#4973 -2 = 154 - 156 - +
If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
#5033 -2 = 85 - 87 - +
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
#5129 -2 = 131 - 133 - +
One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
#5226 -2 = 112 - 114 - +
An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
#5263 -2 = 113 - 115 - +
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
#5264 -2 = 161 - 163 - +
The past tense of regret is indecision.
#5341 -2 = 119 - 121 - +
if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
#5349 -2 = 95 - 97 - +
If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
#5550 -2 = 5 - 7 - +
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
#5515 -2 = 25 - 27 - +
Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
#5546 -2 = 14 - 16 - +
Authorised graffiti area
#781 -3 = 147 - 150 - +
deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
#1010 -3 = 105 - 108 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -3 = 141 - 144 - +
Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
#1035 -3 = 125 - 128 - +
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
#1114 -3 = 188 - 191 - +
fate is how your life looks backwards
#1226 -3 = 143 - 146 - +
For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
#1266 -3 = 737 - 740 - +
God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
#1333 -3 = 107 - 110 - +
Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
#1418 -3 = 224 - 227 - +
humor is a release
#1468 -3 = 162 - 165 - +
If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
#1685 -3 = 286 - 289 - +
listen when your body talks
#1986 -3 = 176 - 179 - +
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
#2041 -3 = 349 - 352 - +
No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
#2140 -3 = 214 - 217 - +
Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
#2238 -3 = 198 - 201 - +
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
#2243 -3 = 145 - 148 - +
Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
#2306 -3 = 121 - 124 - +
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
#2335 -3 = 107 - 110 - +
Rome wasn't built from a couch.
#2423 -3 = 325 - 328 - +
routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
#2427 -3 = 128 - 131 - +
stupid people shouldn't breed
#2570 -3 = 173 - 176 - +
The Earth Will Shake.
#2664 -3 = 158 - 161 - +
the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
#2693 -3 = 190 - 193 - +
There is no conspiracy.
#2842 -3 = 136 - 139 - +
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
#3175 -3 = 129 - 132 - +
When you go to hell, you DIE
#3182 -3 = 125 - 128 - +
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
#3239 -3 = 130 - 133 - +
You are now breathing manually.
#3270 -3 = 374 - 377 - +
"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
#3664 -3 = 126 - 129 - +
You are a product.
#3809 -3 = 163 - 166 - +
Do it. If you don't, who will?
#3953 -3 = 151 - 154 - +
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
#3974 -3 = 195 - 198 - +
Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
#3998 -3 = 165 - 168 - +
Stop Palpitation!
#4220 -3 = 181 - 184 - +

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