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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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And I thought I was original!
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Failure takes practice
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Think outside which box?
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Authorised graffiti area
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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That makes sense
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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You might regret it.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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YOU will live forever!
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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security makes me nervous
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Scene and Herd.
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They think you're weird.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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This sign is not for you.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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You know what I always say...
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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this is only a test
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Not a Restroom
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