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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
#5150 3 = 145 - 142 - +
Private parking in Area only !
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
#2081 2 = 276 - 274 - +
sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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There is far less to everything than you think
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
#4928 2 = 128 - 126 - +
Mistakes aren't always regrets
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
#5350 2 = 154 - 152 - +
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Abstinence is perverted
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
#2812 1 = 244 - 243 - +
You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
#3328 1 = 145 - 144 - +
the city is upstairs
#5125 1 = 105 - 104 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 1 = 80 - 79 - +
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
#5311 1 = 118 - 117 - +
You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
#5329 1 = 112 - 111 - +
Aristotle was a dick.
#5358 1 = 89 - 88 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 1 = 105 - 104 - +
Then why do you do it?
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Authorised graffiti area
#781 0 = 129 - 129 - +
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
#3728 0 = 210 - 210 - +
You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
#4011 0 = 190 - 190 - +
Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
#4027 0 = 276 - 276 - +
It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
#5185 0 = 104 - 104 - +
Life is not only for you.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
#5343 0 = 79 - 79 - +
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 -1 = 284 - 285 - +
timidity is laughable
#2969 -1 = 144 - 145 - +
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
#3841 -1 = 114 - 115 - +
You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
#3927 -1 = 125 - 126 - +
Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
#3960 -1 = 113 - 114 - +
Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
#5323 -1 = 118 - 119 - +
you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
#5354 -1 = 78 - 79 - +
"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
#5418 -1 = 105 - 106 - +
A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
#614 -2 = 179 - 181 - +
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
#683 -2 = 150 - 152 - +
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
#738 -2 = 136 - 138 - +
Dig your own reality tunnel
#1018 -2 = 157 - 159 - +
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
#1114 -2 = 174 - 176 - +
Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
#1580 -2 = 116 - 118 - +
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
#1754 -2 = 138 - 140 - +
It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
#2144 -2 = 153 - 155 - +
Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -2 = 95 - 97 - +
Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
#4307 -2 = 164 - 166 - +
if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
#4436 -2 = 125 - 127 - +
you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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