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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
#2569 0 = 131 - 131 - +
Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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timidity is laughable
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You are now breathing manually.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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exciting controversy
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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You are a product.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
#3927 0 = 133 - 133 - +
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
#4307 0 = 177 - 177 - +
Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
#4928 0 = 149 - 149 - +
the city is upstairs
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
#5515 0 = 3 - 3 - +
My mess is a life
#5516 0 = 1 - 1 - +
I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
#5517 0 = 1 - 1 - +
Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
#5518 0 = 1 - 1 - +
These monsters are people
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Don't just do something--stand there!
#1080 -1 = 689 - 690 - +
enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
#1151 -1 = 115 - 116 - +
Eternal Truths are neither.
#1161 -1 = 165 - 166 - +
fate is how your life looks backwards
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -1 = 193 - 194 - +
Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
#2017 -1 = 187 - 188 - +
Robots can Time, are you?
#2421 -1 = 171 - 172 - +
sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
#2486 -1 = 133 - 134 - +
SPOILERS: You die at the end.
#2536 -1 = 308 - 309 - +
Support your local ceiling.
#2584 -1 = 191 - 192 - +
Vacuum packed for freshness.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
#3328 -1 = 151 - 152 - +
YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
#3362 -1 = 152 - 153 - +
Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
#3413 -1 = 279 - 280 - +
We will protect you from loneliness.
#3694 -1 = 106 - 107 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -1 = 231 - 232 - +
Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
#3841 -1 = 127 - 128 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -1 = 221 - 222 - +
The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
#3992 -1 = 183 - 184 - +
It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
#4044 -1 = 152 - 153 - +
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
#4776 -1 = 526 - 527 - +
Everybody farts in the same language.
#4967 -1 = 92 - 93 - +
No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
#4859 -1 = 75 - 76 - +
Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
#4935 -1 = 109 - 110 - +
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
#5010 -1 = 114 - 115 - +
Life is not only for you.
#5252 -1 = 115 - 116 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -1 = 90 - 91 - +
The past tense of regret is indecision.
#5341 -1 = 106 - 107 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 -1 = 118 - 119 - +
build the ethernet with light love and power already.
#5511 -1 = 9 - 10 - +
I ll never need to see the sun again
#5513 -1 = 4 - 5 - +
Authorised graffiti area
#781 -2 = 139 - 141 - +
BEWARE OF TRUTH
#833 -2 = 127 - 129 - +
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
#968 -2 = 145 - 147 - +
Did I just say that out loud?
#1011 -2 = 177 - 179 - +
Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
#1046 -2 = 131 - 133 - +
Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
#3816 -2 = 175 - 177 - +
Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
#1510 -2 = 124 - 126 - +
Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
#2025 -2 = 173 - 175 - +
Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
#2306 -2 = 115 - 117 - +
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
#2370 -2 = 154 - 156 - +
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
#2539 -2 = 131 - 133 - +
Such Oddacity.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
#2720 -2 = 292 - 294 - +
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
#3855 -2 = 181 - 183 - +
Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
#3902 -2 = 133 - 135 - +
Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
#3960 -2 = 122 - 124 - +
Entropy is just improvement in disguise
#3991 -2 = 145 - 147 - +
You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
#4011 -2 = 199 - 201 - +
NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
#4041 -2 = 152 - 154 - +
If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
#4125 -2 = 232 - 234 - +
There is far less to everything than you think
#4409 -2 = 155 - 157 - +
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
#4479 -2 = 237 - 239 - +
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
#4562 -2 = 119 - 121 - +
Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
#4822 -2 = 144 - 146 - +
Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
#5003 -2 = 117 - 119 - +
shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
#4904 -2 = 103 - 105 - +
If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
#4914 -2 = 141 - 143 - +
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
#4963 -2 = 118 - 120 - +
Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
#4989 -2 = 109 - 111 - +
most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
#5107 -2 = 209 - 211 - +
If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
#5185 -2 = 114 - 116 - +
I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
#5164 -2 = 93 - 95 - +
The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
#5194 -2 = 87 - 89 - +
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
#5264 -2 = 148 - 150 - +
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
#5343 -2 = 89 - 91 - +
Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
#5323 -2 = 126 - 128 - +
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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