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Stop being used.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
#4430 -29 = 184 - 213 - +
You are not your self-image.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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"Time's up... or left?"
#5171 -29 = 149 - 178 - +
Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
#5115 -29 = 201 - 230 - +
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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go fuck yourself
No really
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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please change beliefs
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
#2345 -31 = 200 - 231 - +
Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
#2942 -31 = 178 - 209 - +
Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Why are you too good to die?
#3210 -31 = 175 - 206 - +
Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
#3214 -31 = 161 - 192 - +
[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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What just happened?
#3697 -31 = 163 - 194 - +
We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Think outside which box?
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
#4414 -31 = 236 - 267 - +
The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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What will you be forgotten as?
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
#4751 -31 = 162 - 193 - +
This is a question?
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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everything counts in large amounts
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Pwn free and clear.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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What if you're the one?
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You know what I always say...
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Your mother was lying
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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