In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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