Semi Official Memebomb Archive

All myths are modern
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
#5914 -49 = 90 - 139 - +
The world hates us, and we deserve it
#5932 -49 = 60 - 109 - +
fear is information
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something terrible happens when people wake up
#5939 -49 = 54 - 103 - +
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -50 = 207 - 257 - +
I hate prejudiced people.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
#1524 -50 = 178 - 228 - +
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
#1661 -50 = 289 - 339 - +
It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
#3082 -50 = 271 - 321 - +
Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
#3131 -50 = 269 - 319 - +
Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
#4911 -50 = 207 - 257 - +
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
#5934 -50 = 47 - 97 - +
A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
#595 -51 = 408 - 459 - +
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
#663 -51 = 294 - 345 - +
It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
#3884 -51 = 360 - 411 - +
Eyes only. Do not see.
#1214 -51 = 241 - 292 - +
fuck your brand of individuality.
#1303 -51 = 297 - 348 - +
Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
#1320 -51 = 255 - 306 - +
God exists only when we are unaware of him.
#1334 -51 = 285 - 336 - +
grass roots agitation is the only hope
#1349 -51 = 209 - 260 - +
Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
#1375 -51 = 355 - 406 - +
Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
#1409 -51 = 312 - 363 - +
Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
#1443 -51 = 224 - 275 - +
I can see you
#1495 -51 = 382 - 433 - +
If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
#1663 -51 = 268 - 319 - +
If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
#1679 -51 = 228 - 279 - +
If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
#1689 -51 = 248 - 299 - +
If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
#1705 -51 = 354 - 405 - +
Ignorance isn't free!
#1743 -51 = 268 - 319 - +
In the end. there's a period.
#1765 -51 = 281 - 332 - +
It's always today.
#1839 -51 = 273 - 324 - +
it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
#1843 -51 = 271 - 322 - +
Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
#2038 -51 = 262 - 313 - +
RESIST THIS IMPULSE
#2413 -51 = 342 - 393 - +
Someone knows better than you
#2521 -51 = 366 - 417 - +
The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
#2633 -51 = 403 - 454 - +
The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
#2652 -51 = 245 - 296 - +
The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
#2682 -51 = 290 - 341 - +
The Truth Is No.
#2792 -51 = 178 - 229 - +
There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
#2843 -51 = 305 - 356 - +
We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
#3110 -51 = 281 - 332 - +
Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
#3230 -51 = 684 - 735 - +
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
#3855 -51 = 381 - 432 - +
YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
#3923 -51 = 204 - 255 - +
if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
#3621 -51 = 431 - 482 - +
Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
#4022 -51 = 280 - 331 - +
Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
#4065 -51 = 314 - 365 - +
Reality is rated R, too.
#4181 -51 = 313 - 364 - +
Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
#4395 -51 = 286 - 337 - +
Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
#4518 -51 = 262 - 313 - +
If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
#4655 -51 = 258 - 309 - +
Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
#4678 -51 = 192 - 243 - +
Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
#4799 -51 = 143 - 194 - +
You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
#5200 -51 = 250 - 301 - +
There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
#5257 -51 = 262 - 313 - +
Hoard anything you can't download
#5319 -51 = 274 - 325 - +
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
#5515 -51 = 182 - 233 - +
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
#5788 -51 = 146 - 197 - +
A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
#589 -52 = 292 - 344 - +
Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
#669 -52 = 308 - 360 - +
ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
#674 -52 = 281 - 333 - +
Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
#799 -52 = 428 - 480 - +
Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
#885 -52 = 255 - 307 - +
Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
#897 -52 = 428 - 480 - +
change your mind
#901 -52 = 217 - 269 - +
Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
#925 -52 = 447 - 499 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#1084 -52 = 235 - 287 - +
ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
#1150 -52 = 660 - 712 - +
God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
#1337 -52 = 247 - 299 - +
Guns don't kill people, I do.
#1362 -52 = 244 - 296 - +
How does spying on us catch terrorists?
#1453 -52 = 259 - 311 - +
I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
#1545 -52 = 275 - 327 - +
I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
#1604 -52 = 295 - 347 - +
I'm with intelligent --->
#1621 -52 = 221 - 273 - +
If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
#1630 -52 = 267 - 319 - +
If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
#1733 -52 = 207 - 259 - +
If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
#1738 -52 = 227 - 279 - +
It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
#1821 -52 = 271 - 323 - +
The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
#3872 -52 = 292 - 344 - +
Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1969 -52 = 244 - 296 - +
Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
#2407 -52 = 237 - 289 - +
revolution begins with changes in the individual
#2418 -52 = 194 - 246 - +
sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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