Semi Official Memebomb Archive

WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
#6099 -55 = 219 - 274 - +
THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
#6129 -55 = 151 - 206 - +
i don't hate crime.
#6156 -55 = 159 - 214 - +
when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
#6175 -55 = 200 - 255 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6179 -55 = 169 - 224 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6180 -55 = 170 - 225 - +
HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
#6198 -55 = 177 - 232 - +
pretend you have free will
#6204 -55 = 231 - 286 - +
AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
#6214 -55 = 160 - 215 - +
CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
#6254 -55 = 216 - 271 - +
hugo phurst
#6257 -55 = 251 - 306 - +
Hellen back
#6264 -55 = 222 - 277 - +
YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
#6279 -55 = 221 - 276 - +
DEATH SUCKS.
#6283 -55 = 218 - 273 - +
MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
#6297 -55 = 218 - 273 - +
obamasyomama
#6317 -55 = 207 - 262 - +
brobama
#6318 -55 = 210 - 265 - +
nobody wants what anybody can have.
#6321 -55 = 191 - 246 - +
CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6095 -56 = 199 - 255 - +
that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
#6114 -56 = 211 - 267 - +
i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
#6123 -56 = 176 - 232 - +
rEAD r.b. DEAD
#6125 -56 = 169 - 225 - +
WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
#6127 -56 = 142 - 198 - +
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
#6136 -56 = 123 - 179 - +
if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
#6163 -56 = 231 - 287 - +
i redundant already.
#6164 -56 = 189 - 245 - +
getting even is odd.
#6183 -56 = 207 - 263 - +
i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
#6208 -56 = 193 - 249 - +
i know that i don't know.
#6194 -56 = 171 - 227 - +
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
#6195 -56 = 217 - 273 - +
I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
#6205 -56 = 200 - 256 - +
minimeme
#6210 -56 = 209 - 265 - +
REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
#6219 -56 = 188 - 244 - +
phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
#6250 -56 = 231 - 287 - +
ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
#6237 -56 = 203 - 259 - +
all norms are social.
#6245 -56 = 214 - 270 - +
human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
#6248 -56 = 221 - 277 - +
KNOW NOW
#6259 -56 = 244 - 300 - +
AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
#6274 -56 = 235 - 291 - +
NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
#6326 -56 = 167 - 223 - +
ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
#6124 -57 = 113 - 170 - +
NANODICK
#6130 -57 = 166 - 223 - +
ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
#6132 -57 = 180 - 237 - +
THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
#6134 -57 = 132 - 189 - +
dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
#6139 -57 = 142 - 199 - +
the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
#6147 -57 = 216 - 273 - +
masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
#6148 -57 = 202 - 259 - +
look above the wind.
#6153 -57 = 196 - 253 - +
what? do you think?
#6155 -57 = 223 - 280 - +
sodomy street: Dookie monster
#6187 -57 = 186 - 243 - +
i vote for the ones that i make.
#6197 -57 = 206 - 263 - +
god believes in you!
#6234 -57 = 196 - 253 - +
i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
#6255 -57 = 221 - 278 - +
ban censorship!
#6263 -57 = 225 - 282 - +
IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
#6303 -57 = 237 - 294 - +
i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
#6145 -58 = 227 - 285 - +
NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
#6142 -58 = 133 - 191 - +
power lies everywhere
#6150 -58 = 168 - 226 - +
i can't do that yet.
#6152 -58 = 211 - 269 - +
belief is priceless
#6154 -58 = 131 - 189 - +
science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
#6178 -58 = 168 - 226 - +
fallin' allin
#6185 -58 = 205 - 263 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -58 = 177 - 235 - +
explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
#6201 -58 = 144 - 202 - +
everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
#6209 -58 = 215 - 273 - +
xenophobes also fear you.
#6218 -58 = 187 - 245 - +
REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
#6232 -58 = 215 - 273 - +
blumpkinfluffer
#6235 -58 = 220 - 278 - +
escape from libtardia.
#6288 -58 = 217 - 275 - +
I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
#6298 -58 = 228 - 286 - +
BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
#6116 -59 = 203 - 262 - +
THE WASTED WANT NOT.
#6118 -59 = 216 - 275 - +
BUREAUCRAZY
#6122 -59 = 203 - 262 - +
god cares for you more.
#6151 -59 = 182 - 241 - +
death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
#6190 -59 = 187 - 246 - +
prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
#6158 -59 = 189 - 248 - +
the early turd gets the sperm.
#6166 -59 = 152 - 211 - +
seizure salad
#6172 -59 = 149 - 208 - +
gutenteit heimenpopper
#6170 -59 = 234 - 293 - +
lord of the memes...
#6192 -59 = 147 - 206 - +
here...catch!
#6200 -59 = 149 - 208 - +
i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
#6207 -59 = 207 - 266 - +
YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
#6211 -59 = 189 - 248 - +
ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
#6236 -59 = 205 - 264 - +
Ateoff shitler
#6247 -59 = 233 - 292 - +
CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
#6292 -59 = 227 - 286 - +
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
#6293 -59 = 211 - 270 - +
TREY CRAY
#6322 -59 = 167 - 226 - +
JUST THINKING
#6133 -60 = 167 - 227 - +
I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
#6135 -60 = 174 - 234 - +
you can do more than you think.
#6146 -60 = 193 - 253 - +
if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
#6159 -60 = 198 - 258 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -60 = 153 - 213 - +
bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
#6182 -60 = 160 - 220 - +
Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
#6206 -60 = 180 - 240 - +
I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
#6212 -60 = 187 - 247 - +
DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
#6215 -60 = 197 - 257 - +
YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
#6223 -60 = 190 - 250 - +
antifart
#6260 -60 = 229 - 289 - +

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