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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Such Oddacity.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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God is an excuse.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Stop Palpitation!
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
#5312 -6 = 169 - 175 - +
"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
#741 -7 = 230 - 237 - +
BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
#1044 -7 = 149 - 156 - +
Don't panic.
#1090 -7 = 156 - 163 - +
ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
#1284 -7 = 157 - 164 - +
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
#1333 -7 = 132 - 139 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -7 = 171 - 178 - +
I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
#1510 -7 = 162 - 169 - +
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -7 = 253 - 260 - +
It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Laugh
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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nobody is in charge
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Please look away immediately.
#2300 -7 = 158 - 165 - +
Please panic: everything is under control.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
#3912 -7 = 187 - 194 - +
Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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routine is a link with the past
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
#2486 -7 = 170 - 177 - +
sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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There is no conspiracy.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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They think you're weird.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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What poor gods we do make.
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When was the first time you felt great?
#3178 -7 = 149 - 156 - +
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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You can fine-tune at will.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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exciting controversy
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