One Sentence Memebombs Database

Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.

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you're it, no backsies

#3380 8 = 130 - 122 - +

A real human being is like this comparison.

#3641 8 = 721 - 713 - +

GET AN AFTERLIFE

#4234 8 = 124 - 116 - +

PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs

#5116 8 = 51 - 43 - +

Life is the leading cause of world fatalities

#5103 8 = 54 - 46 - +

This statement is a lie.

#5099 8 = 51 - 43 - +

Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve

#5130 8 = 60 - 52 - +

I am living in denial.

#1481 7 = 125 - 118 - +

I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.

#1566 7 = 280 - 273 - +

It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.

#1823 7 = 219 - 212 - +

Laws make criminals.

#1942 7 = 105 - 98 - +

sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"

#2506 7 = 134 - 127 - +

The more it stays the same, the less it changes.

#2720 7 = 100 - 93 - +

corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists

#4134 7 = 129 - 122 - +

here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.

#4158 7 = 105 - 98 - +

The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.

#4334 7 = 326 - 319 - +

I'm always having premonitions way too late.

#5095 7 = 71 - 64 - +

You are now breathing manually.

#3270 6 = 92 - 86 - +

You can fine-tune at will.

#3284 6 = 90 - 84 - +

You saw this message yesterday.

#3349 6 = 215 - 209 - +

Chaos is what you make of it

#3566 6 = 440 - 434 - +

This is just another slick marketing enterprise.

#3784 6 = 108 - 102 - +

every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!

#4536 6 = 130 - 124 - +

but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.

#4681 6 = 113 - 107 - +

If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line

#4721 6 = 93 - 87 - +

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Barry Switzer

#4807 6 = 61 - 55 - +

If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.

#4914 6 = 54 - 48 - +

Solipsists of the world unite.

#5182 6 = 24 - 18 - +

"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23

#3868 5 = 375 - 370 - +

To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"

#2974 5 = 465 - 460 - +

Tune out the signal.

#3630 5 = 107 - 102 - +

Listen to the noise.

#3631 5 = 95 - 90 - +

Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.

#3948 5 = 107 - 102 - +

You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?

#4011 5 = 116 - 111 - +

Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.

#4690 5 = 52 - 47 - +

Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.

#4660 5 = 75 - 70 - +

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

#4723 5 = 78 - 73 - +

Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.

#4787 5 = 78 - 73 - +

Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.

#4809 5 = 53 - 48 - +

If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.

#5001 5 = 58 - 53 - +

You are only happy by accident.

#5078 5 = 30 - 25 - +

All in all it's just another brick in the wall...

#677 4 = 229 - 225 - +

Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!

#1370 4 = 104 - 100 - +

I'm not dead.

#1610 4 = 99 - 95 - +

Looks like someone divided by zero.

#1998 4 = 260 - 256 - +

Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.

#2329 4 = 204 - 200 - +

reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?

#2386 4 = 248 - 244 - +

Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.

#2438 4 = 367 - 363 - +

That's just what I believe

#2628 4 = 110 - 106 - +

There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.

#2850 4 = 113 - 109 - +

What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?

#3156 4 = 177 - 173 - +

You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?

#3348 4 = 125 - 121 - +

You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.

#3548 4 = 111 - 107 - +

Don't keep time: it's not yours.

#3727 4 = 189 - 185 - +

In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.

#4032 4 = 113 - 109 - +

Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.

#4036 4 = 96 - 92 - +

Have a nice day. Or else

#4281 4 = 102 - 98 - +

i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.

#4713 4 = 79 - 75 - +

Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.

#4918 4 = 72 - 68 - +

religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
- napoleon

#4840 4 = 46 - 42 - +

A stitch in nine saves time.

#4899 4 = 50 - 46 - +

Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....

#4902 4 = 48 - 44 - +

you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio

#4961 4 = 63 - 59 - +

When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.

#5092 4 = 43 - 39 - +

You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?

#5200 4 = 24 - 20 - +

Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius

#5207 4 = 21 - 17 - +

HAIL TETRIS!

#5267 4 = 6 - 2 - +

A king's castle is his home.

#599 3 = 124 - 121 - +

Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.

#852 3 = 194 - 191 - +

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

#1114 3 = 103 - 100 - +

I'm on thought rations

#1615 3 = 92 - 89 - +

It's all been done before.
So do it louder

#1834 3 = 108 - 105 - +

Use condoms while screwing the establishment.

#3030 3 = 201 - 198 - +

Call in Sick

#3715 3 = 103 - 100 - +

How did you get here?

#3751 3 = 206 - 203 - +

Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.

#4069 3 = 110 - 107 - +

If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.

#4130 3 = 154 - 151 - +

Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is

#4284 3 = 122 - 119 - +

There is far less to everything than you think

#4409 3 = 76 - 73 - +

All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.

#4692 3 = 94 - 91 - +

Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.

#4937 3 = 56 - 53 - +

If you're too old to play, you're doomed.

#5049 3 = 30 - 27 - +

In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.

#5056 3 = 32 - 29 - +

Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose

#5154 3 = 23 - 20 - +

If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard

#5160 3 = 22 - 19 - +

Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?

#5210 3 = 17 - 14 - +

Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism

#5270 3 = 3 - 0 - +

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour

#623 2 = 82 - 80 - +

Decide what you are meant to be.

#994 2 = 137 - 135 - +

Facts: Confusing humanity since.

#1215 2 = 102 - 100 - +

Forget this moment ever happened.

#1275 2 = 90 - 88 - +

help me i've turned into a sentence

#1403 2 = 158 - 156 - +

If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.

#1710 2 = 96 - 94 - +

It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet

#1819 2 = 94 - 92 - +

Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...

#1970 2 = 95 - 93 - +

You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.

#3327 2 = 77 - 75 - +

Good news!
It's Terminal!

#3582 2 = 132 - 130 - +

When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.

#3815 2 = 477 - 475 - +

I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.

#4296 2 = 84 - 82 - +

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