Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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you're it, no backsies
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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This statement is a lie.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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I am living in denial.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Laws make criminals.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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You are now breathing manually.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Tune out the signal.
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Listen to the noise.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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You are only happy by accident.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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I'm not dead.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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That's just what I believe
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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HAIL TETRIS!
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A king's castle is his home.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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I'm on thought rations
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Call in Sick
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How did you get here?
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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There is far less to everything than you think
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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