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Very vinnie voorhees
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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I can see you
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MAKE IT STOP
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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we need some new cliches
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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the void does not exist
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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I like.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
#2076 -40 = 277 - 317 - +
My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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nothing is something
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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private property created crime
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Support Our Fruits.
#2580 -40 = 211 - 251 - +
there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
#3215 -40 = 197 - 237 - +
Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Life is not only for you.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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I love you too.
#5299 -40 = 196 - 236 - +
Without fuck ¡
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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ignorance is hell.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Superstition is bad luck.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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you are now leaving!
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