We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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