Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
#4202 -24 = 240 - 264 - +
the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
#4323 -24 = 232 - 256 - +
The keyboard really likes it when you type things
#4399 -24 = 178 - 202 - +
you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
#4595 -24 = 202 - 226 - +
You are not your self-image.
#4438 -24 = 154 - 178 - +
Never overlook the merely obvious
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -24 = 254 - 278 - +
Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
#5003 -24 = 187 - 211 - +
You are one of the masks
#4910 -24 = 183 - 207 - +
Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
#4927 -24 = 224 - 248 - +
The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
#4932 -24 = 148 - 172 - +
A free world needs no leaders
#4951 -24 = 166 - 190 - +
We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
#4981 -24 = 171 - 195 - +
Impeach the constitution
#5152 -24 = 103 - 127 - +
In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
#5017 -24 = 159 - 183 - +
You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
#5053 -24 = 166 - 190 - +
all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
#5061 -24 = 158 - 182 - +
"No Comment" is a comment.
#5064 -24 = 213 - 237 - +
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
#5096 -24 = 584 - 608 - +
a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
#5104 -24 = 225 - 249 - +
Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
#5109 -24 = 190 - 214 - +
Laugh at this sentence, please.
#5245 -24 = 171 - 195 - +
dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
#5475 -24 = 144 - 168 - +
Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
#5685 -24 = 72 - 96 - +
i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
#5719 -24 = 47 - 71 - +
we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
#5731 -24 = 26 - 50 - +
As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
#594 -25 = 231 - 256 - +
A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
#596 -25 = 195 - 220 - +
After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
#665 -25 = 198 - 223 - +
And I thought I was original!
#714 -25 = 223 - 248 - +
Avert thy gaze!
#785 -25 = 160 - 185 - +
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
#788 -25 = 196 - 221 - +
categorizing fear is calming
#889 -25 = 206 - 231 - +
Everybody ought to have a maid.
#1182 -25 = 182 - 207 - +
First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
#1247 -25 = 289 - 314 - +
Generally speaking, women are.
#1309 -25 = 165 - 190 - +
I hear music!
#1525 -25 = 187 - 212 - +
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
#1563 -25 = 207 - 232 - +
I'm fond of children--except for boys.
#1604 -25 = 227 - 252 - +
If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
#1652 -25 = 262 - 287 - +
It's called EVIL, kid.
#1847 -25 = 215 - 240 - +
No forbidding allowed.
#2131 -25 = 225 - 250 - +
nothing rhymes with poetry.
#2179 -25 = 142 - 167 - +
Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
#2266 -25 = 513 - 538 - +
Quick! What are your last words?!
#2363 -25 = 218 - 243 - +
sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
#2470 -25 = 212 - 237 - +
Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
#2515 -25 = 151 - 176 - +
sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
#2527 -25 = 227 - 252 - +
THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
#2706 -25 = 202 - 227 - +
The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
#2720 -25 = 436 - 461 - +
There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
#2859 -25 = 236 - 261 - +
There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
#2863 -25 = 575 - 600 - +
This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
#2898 -25 = 190 - 215 - +
This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
#2912 -25 = 187 - 212 - +
What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
#3135 -25 = 134 - 159 - +
You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
#3296 -25 = 191 - 216 - +
YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
#3340 -25 = 243 - 268 - +
You saw this message yesterday.
#3349 -25 = 542 - 567 - +
There is no evil, only suffering.
#3926 -25 = 193 - 218 - +
Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
#3464 -25 = 258 - 283 - +
God is innocent; the church did it all.
#3639 -25 = 242 - 267 - +
The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
#3655 -25 = 1310 - 1335 - +
You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
#3698 -25 = 157 - 182 - +
You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
#3913 -25 = 206 - 231 - +
Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
#3828 -25 = 193 - 218 - +
Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
#4047 -25 = 247 - 272 - +
You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
#4066 -25 = 186 - 211 - +
Smoke fish.
#4197 -25 = 166 - 191 - +
I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
#4475 -25 = 172 - 197 - +
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
#4548 -25 = 175 - 200 - +
Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
#4591 -25 = 165 - 190 - +
there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
#4590 -25 = 134 - 159 - +
[Verification needed]
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -25 = 161 - 186 - +
Seen one fnord, seen em all.
#4975 -25 = 143 - 168 - +
It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
#4976 -25 = 152 - 177 - +
All generalisations are false
#5060 -25 = 120 - 145 - +
This statement is a lie.
#5099 -25 = 292 - 317 - +
lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
#5136 -25 = 218 - 243 - +
Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
#5156 -25 = 187 - 212 - +
the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
#5161 -25 = 145 - 170 - +
Life is a hard life.
#5173 -25 = 155 - 180 - +
God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
#5268 -25 = 177 - 202 - +
Smile. It irritates everyone.
#5212 -25 = 175 - 200 - +
I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
#5247 -25 = 159 - 184 - +
Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
#5366 -25 = 148 - 173 - +
Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
#5393 -25 = 167 - 192 - +
It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
#5402 -25 = 192 - 217 - +
"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
#5415 -25 = 163 - 188 - +
Booby Booby Bum Bum
#5451 -25 = 199 - 224 - +
stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
#5724 -25 = 38 - 63 - +
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Above all things, revere yourself.
#645 -26 = 217 - 243 - +
All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
#675 -26 = 269 - 295 - +
All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
#690 -26 = 171 - 197 - +
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
#694 -26 = 538 - 564 - +
And a cat in every bag.
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