Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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You know what I always say...
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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never fear goddess is here
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Youthanize yourself
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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And I thought I was original!
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Do not live, do not die.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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I can see you
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Space is a practiced place.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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discordia lumine maior
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#tigerblood
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Failure takes practice
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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It can't rain all the time
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Paradox isn't.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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We saw her duck.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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You don't exist.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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