Semi Official Memebomb Archive

EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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slack lives matter
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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IN MY PANTS!
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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This is not here
#5059 -106 = 253 - 359 - +
that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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NANODICK
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
#6159 -106 = 566 - 672 - +
everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
#6209 -106 = 536 - 642 - +
asshole
#6280 -106 = 602 - 708 - +
DEATH SUCKS.
#6283 -106 = 593 - 699 - +
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Be a badass
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Dare to be stupid.
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fun is my function
#1304 -107 = 705 - 812 - +
revolution begins with changes in the individual
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self-awareness can be crippling
#2457 -107 = 477 - 584 - +
The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
#2703 -107 = 647 - 754 - +
this is only a test
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Please cue at this point -->
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
#4737 -107 = 615 - 722 - +
Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
#4787 -107 = 650 - 757 - +
Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
#5172 -107 = 411 - 518 - +
Hokum all ye faithful
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
#6108 -107 = 424 - 531 - +
belief is priceless
#6154 -107 = 452 - 559 - +
Ateoff shitler
#6247 -107 = 604 - 711 - +
YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
#6286 -107 = 580 - 687 - +
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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rattlesnakes are epic
#6336 -107 = 548 - 655 - +
a penny saved is a penny spurned
#6353 -107 = 422 - 529 - +
Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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That was a bad idea.
#2622 -108 = 334 - 442 - +
The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
#6117 -108 = 527 - 635 - +
THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
#6219 -108 = 554 - 662 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
#6231 -108 = 570 - 678 - +
i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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I want your money back.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Ye of many faiths
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
#4040 -109 = 473 - 582 - +
DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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#tigerblood
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
#6124 -109 = 328 - 437 - +
i can't do that yet.
#6152 -109 = 558 - 667 - +
REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
#6165 -109 = 501 - 610 - +
you cannot bow down without bending over.
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i'm just as god remade me
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
#1548 -110 = 590 - 700 - +
Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
#2751 -110 = 701 - 811 - +
The Revolution will be commercial free.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
#4070 -110 = 530 - 640 - +
Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
#5216 -110 = 614 - 724 - +
Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
#5374 -110 = 443 - 553 - +
HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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fallin' allin
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MEMESTORM
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PROLIFUCK
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i believe the earth is fat!
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
#6225 -110 = 577 - 687 - +
some hacks hoax
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jesus hippie
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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SCORPION PIE
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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I see what you did there.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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