Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -1 = 234 - 235 - +
GET AN AFTERLIFE
#4234 -1 = 331 - 332 - +
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
#4511 -1 = 199 - 200 - +
Everybody farts in the same language.
#4967 -1 = 99 - 100 - +
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
#4913 -1 = 484 - 485 - +
If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
#5033 -1 = 78 - 79 - +
The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
#5194 -1 = 92 - 93 - +
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
#5258 -1 = 164 - 165 - +
An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
#5263 -1 = 109 - 110 - +
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
#5264 -1 = 158 - 159 - +
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
#5311 -1 = 141 - 142 - +
I ll never need to see the sun again
#5513 -1 = 15 - 16 - +
My mess is a life
#5516 -1 = 15 - 16 - +
IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
#5538 -1 = 12 - 13 - +
BEWARE OF TRUTH
#833 -2 = 134 - 136 - +
I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
#3906 -2 = 180 - 182 - +
fate is how your life looks backwards
#1226 -2 = 138 - 140 - +
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
#1324 -2 = 213 - 215 - +
humor is a release
#1468 -2 = 159 - 161 - +
No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
#2140 -2 = 209 - 211 - +
No one cares if you lie on the internet.
#2144 -2 = 168 - 170 - +
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
#2718 -2 = 223 - 225 - +
Think in terms of thought.
#2890 -2 = 98 - 100 - +
timidity is laughable
#2969 -2 = 161 - 163 - +
We see what you did there.
#3107 -2 = 219 - 221 - +
Believing is seeing.
#3489 -2 = 195 - 197 - +
Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
#3841 -2 = 135 - 137 - +
 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
#3997 -2 = 160 - 162 - +
It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
#4044 -2 = 158 - 160 - +
Who told you to believe that?
#4074 -2 = 449 - 451 - +
The hidden factor may be you.
#4150 -2 = 641 - 643 - +
Have a nice day. Or else
#4281 -2 = 282 - 284 - +
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
#4307 -2 = 182 - 184 - +
There is far less to everything than you think
#4409 -2 = 164 - 166 - +
How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
#4435 -2 = 156 - 158 - +
Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
#4768 -2 = 469 - 471 - +
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
#4776 -2 = 538 - 540 - +
there is no Jew world fnorder
#4827 -2 = 78 - 80 - +
shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
#4904 -2 = 111 - 113 - +
Money is speech. People are mute.
#4940 -2 = 162 - 164 - +
"No Comment" is a comment.
#5064 -2 = 107 - 109 - +
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
#5096 -2 = 455 - 457 - +
the city is upstairs
#5125 -2 = 136 - 138 - +
What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
#5150 -2 = 178 - 180 - +
I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
#5164 -2 = 100 - 102 - +
Private parking in Area only !
#5334 -2 = 91 - 93 - +
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
#5297 -2 = 293 - 295 - +
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
#5343 -2 = 96 - 98 - +
Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
#5294 -2 = 131 - 133 - +
you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
#5354 -2 = 97 - 99 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 -2 = 126 - 128 - +
It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
#5361 -2 = 92 - 94 - +
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
#5432 -2 = 130 - 132 - +
F(n) = O(r+d)
#5545 -2 = 7 - 9 - +
Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
#5518 -2 = 14 - 16 - +
These monsters are people
#5519 -2 = 15 - 17 - +
This is now part of your day.
#3917 -3 = 508 - 511 - +
confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
#938 -3 = 198 - 201 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -3 = 136 - 139 - +
Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
#1046 -3 = 136 - 139 - +
Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
#1093 -3 = 418 - 421 - +
Earth don't give a fuck.
#1131 -3 = 180 - 183 - +
enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
#1151 -3 = 120 - 123 - +
Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
#1344 -3 = 127 - 130 - +
Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
#1409 -3 = 169 - 172 - +
Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
#1418 -3 = 217 - 220 - +
History is a religion
#1427 -3 = 185 - 188 - +
I only live about ten percent in this reality.
#1554 -3 = 151 - 154 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -3 = 204 - 207 - +
It's all been done before.
So do it louder
#1834 -3 = 210 - 213 - +
It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
#1841 -3 = 138 - 141 - +
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
#2041 -3 = 345 - 348 - +
My father was a good woman.
#2088 -3 = 182 - 185 - +
Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
#2238 -3 = 193 - 196 - +
The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
#3912 -3 = 162 - 165 - +
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
#2539 -3 = 137 - 140 - +
The Earth Will Shake.
#2664 -3 = 153 - 156 - +
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
#2812 -3 = 278 - 281 - +
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
#2835 -3 = 113 - 116 - +
To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
#2979 -3 = 155 - 158 - +
War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
#3051 -3 = 194 - 197 - +
What makes you think you aren't a target?
#3148 -3 = 188 - 191 - +
What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -3 = 110 - 113 - +
Whichever makes less sense at the time.
#3194 -3 = 174 - 177 - +
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
#3510 -3 = 175 - 178 - +
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
#3855 -3 = 185 - 188 - +
When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
#3815 -3 = 658 - 661 - +
"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
#3664 -3 = 123 - 126 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -3 = 239 - 242 - +
You are a product.
#3809 -3 = 159 - 162 - +
The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
#3992 -3 = 193 - 196 - +
Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
#3998 -3 = 159 - 162 - +
Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
#4737 -3 = 148 - 151 - +
You are living proof god has a sense of humor
#4819 -3 = 89 - 92 - +
"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
#4854 -3 = 87 - 90 - +
End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
#4928 -3 = 157 - 160 - +
Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
#4937 -3 = 144 - 147 - +
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
#5010 -3 = 121 - 124 - +
One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
#5226 -3 = 106 - 109 - +

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