Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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At the end you see it clear
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Question lobotomy.
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Think outside the book.
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This is not a pipe.
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This sign is not for you.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Try Dying.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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levity sucks.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Failure takes practice
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Scene and Herd.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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We saw her duck.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Strike any user to continue.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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The following statement is not true:
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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You're standing in it now.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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this is only a test
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Utopia, why?
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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