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Things you own end up owning you
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
#2979 -1 = 169 - 170 - +
You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
#3328 -1 = 169 - 170 - +
Chaos is what you make of it
#3566 -1 = 675 - 676 - +
Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
#3998 -1 = 177 - 178 - +
Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
#4317 -1 = 199 - 200 - +
Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
#5238 -1 = 127 - 128 - +
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
#5297 -1 = 308 - 309 - +
It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
#5361 -1 = 115 - 116 - +
These monsters are people
#5519 -1 = 35 - 36 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -1 = 15 - 16 - +
Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
#741 -2 = 201 - 203 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
#940 -2 = 135 - 137 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -2 = 218 - 220 - +
No one cares if you lie on the internet.
#2144 -2 = 181 - 183 - +
Robots can Time, are you?
#2421 -2 = 190 - 192 - +
sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
#2506 -2 = 325 - 327 - +
Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
#2616 -2 = 168 - 170 - +
The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
#2720 -2 = 318 - 320 - +
The penis is mightier than the sword.
#2745 -2 = 577 - 579 - +
The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -2 = 141 - 143 - +
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
#2857 -2 = 198 - 200 - +
What makes you think you aren't a target?
#3148 -2 = 206 - 208 - +
Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
#3979 -2 = 182 - 184 - +
If you're bored, you're boring.
#3984 -2 = 156 - 158 - +
 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
#3997 -2 = 170 - 172 - +
How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
#4435 -2 = 169 - 171 - +
If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
#5033 -2 = 94 - 96 - +
F(n) = O(r+d)
#5545 -2 = 34 - 36 - +
whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
#5539 -2 = 37 - 39 - +
Legalize poverty
#5559 -2 = 1 - 3 - +
monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
#5558 -2 = 10 - 12 - +
All biography is ultimately fiction.
#672 -3 = 257 - 260 - +
ATTENTION: disregard this message
#778 -3 = 145 - 148 - +
BEWARE OF TRUTH
#833 -3 = 148 - 151 - +
confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
#938 -3 = 210 - 213 - +
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
#968 -3 = 166 - 169 - +
deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
#1010 -3 = 112 - 115 - +
I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
#3906 -3 = 194 - 197 - +
No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
#2140 -3 = 224 - 227 - +
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
#2335 -3 = 117 - 120 - +
routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
#2427 -3 = 137 - 140 - +
The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
#2653 -3 = 166 - 169 - +
The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
#2762 -3 = 163 - 166 - +
The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
#2768 -3 = 138 - 141 - +
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
#2812 -3 = 291 - 294 - +
There is no conspiracy.
#2842 -3 = 144 - 147 - +
What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -3 = 123 - 126 - +
YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
#3362 -3 = 172 - 175 - +
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
#3855 -3 = 200 - 203 - +
The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
#3581 -3 = 436 - 439 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -3 = 282 - 285 - +
Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
#3841 -3 = 152 - 155 - +
Do it. If you don't, who will?
#3953 -3 = 159 - 162 - +
Entropy is just improvement in disguise
#3991 -3 = 165 - 168 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -3 = 247 - 250 - +
Who told you to believe that?
#4074 -3 = 463 - 466 - +
Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
#4407 -3 = 225 - 228 - +
You are living proof god has a sense of humor
#4819 -3 = 99 - 102 - +
there is no Jew world fnorder
#4827 -3 = 91 - 94 - +
No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
#4859 -3 = 95 - 98 - +
tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
#4903 -3 = 153 - 156 - +
shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
#4904 -3 = 126 - 129 - +
If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
#4914 -3 = 158 - 161 - +
I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
#5042 -3 = 164 - 167 - +
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
#5129 -3 = 142 - 145 - +
Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
#5128 -3 = 179 - 182 - +
What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
#5150 -3 = 195 - 198 - +
Aristotle was a dick.
#5358 -3 = 136 - 139 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 -3 = 144 - 147 - +
How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
#5403 -3 = 110 - 113 - +
I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
#5404 -3 = 104 - 107 - +
"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
#5418 -3 = 145 - 148 - +
Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
#5525 -3 = 30 - 33 - +
19februholidamned
#5537 -3 = 33 - 36 - +
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
#600 -4 = 144 - 148 - +
Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
#733 -4 = 230 - 234 - +
Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
#1058 -4 = 206 - 210 - +
fate is how your life looks backwards
#1226 -4 = 152 - 156 - +
God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
#1333 -4 = 115 - 119 - +
Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
#3816 -4 = 195 - 199 - +
Heretics have the best barbecues!
#1411 -4 = 139 - 143 - +
I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
#1510 -4 = 145 - 149 - +
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
#1573 -4 = 138 - 142 - +
I'm already against the next war.
#1601 -4 = 489 - 493 - +
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
#1754 -4 = 165 - 169 - +
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
#1798 -4 = 247 - 251 - +
It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
#1811 -4 = 197 - 201 - +
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
#2041 -4 = 360 - 364 - +
No forbidding allowed.
#2131 -4 = 173 - 177 - +
No one is stopping you
#2148 -4 = 170 - 174 - +
Paradox isn't.
#2263 -4 = 195 - 199 - +
sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
#2470 -4 = 135 - 139 - +
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
#2539 -4 = 151 - 155 - +
There are five kinds of people:
#2824 -4 = 149 - 153 - +
Think in terms of thought.
#2890 -4 = 113 - 117 - +
This is a mindjacking!
#2900 -4 = 178 - 182 - +
War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
#3051 -4 = 207 - 211 - +
When you go to hell, you DIE
#3182 -4 = 131 - 135 - +
You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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