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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
#6554 -4 = 34 - 38 - +
stay human
#6545 -8 = 213 - 221 - +
If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
#6552 -9 = 76 - 85 - +
A cat is a cat, and that is that.
#6536 -10 = 226 - 236 - +
#6546
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
#6550 -13 = 99 - 112 - +
homestuck
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
#6535 -22 = 233 - 255 - +
Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
#6547 -25 = 204 - 229 - +
Now is forever
#6548 -28 = 131 - 159 - +
Every day I wish i could make it stay
#6551 -29 = 73 - 102 - +
Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
#6533 -32 = 229 - 261 - +
The medium is not the masseuse.
#6541 -37 = 221 - 258 - +
Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
#6549 -45 = 111 - 156 - +
Vanilla extract
#6537 -49 = 208 - 257 - +
Cums
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
#6538 -51 = 225 - 276 - +
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
#6539 -51 = 214 - 265 - +
Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
#6540 -51 = 220 - 271 - +
eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
#6534 -52 = 232 - 284 - +
don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
#6542 -56 = 212 - 268 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -62 = 4770 - 4832 - +
Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
#6531 -62 = 399 - 461 - +
D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
#6543 -64 = 205 - 269 - +
If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
#6526 -84 = 697 - 781 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -89 = 1151 - 1240 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -94 = 4243 - 4337 - +
We watch the pain, over and over again.
#3114 -101 = 3757 - 3858 - +
Gamergate was here
#6525 -101 = 876 - 977 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -104 = 4022 - 4126 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -105 = 1269 - 1374 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -108 = 1081 - 1189 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -116 = 3876 - 3992 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
#6522 -122 = 1000 - 1122 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 -125 = 900 - 1025 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -136 = 1069 - 1205 - +
get into the way!
#6113 -137 = 4306 - 4443 - +
Where man is not, nature is barren.
#6529 -138 = 673 - 811 - +
Expect poison from the standing water.
#6530 -138 = 689 - 827 - +
lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
#5529 -139 = 3586 - 3725 - +
DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -140 = 4701 - 4841 - +
I only live about ten percent in this reality.
#1554 -141 = 3856 - 3997 - +
Jesus loves war!
#1891 -141 = 4183 - 4324 - +
with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
#3228 -141 = 3931 - 4072 - +
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
#5633 -145 = 4188 - 4333 - +
Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
#4374 -154 = 4317 - 4471 - +
The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -155 = 4267 - 4422 - +
My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 -155 = 898 - 1053 - +
Collapse the state of mind
#4767 -156 = 4329 - 4485 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -159 = 3917 - 4076 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -160 = 4759 - 4919 - +
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
#1128 -163 = 4127 - 4290 - +
I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
#1545 -163 = 4026 - 4189 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -169 = 4678 - 4847 - +
DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
#974 -170 = 3870 - 4040 - +
I make a living off of saying badass shit
#1544 -170 = 4209 - 4379 - +
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
#6527 -170 = 680 - 850 - +
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -172 = 4124 - 4296 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -173 = 4485 - 4658 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -177 = 1379 - 1556 - +
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
#6528 -180 = 662 - 842 - +
Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
#887 -181 = 3556 - 3737 - +
starvation is nature's way
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Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -183 = 3918 - 4101 - +
Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
#2600 -187 = 3820 - 4007 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
#5867 -187 = 4019 - 4206 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
#6520 -187 = 989 - 1176 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -189 = 1055 - 1244 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -190 = 2117 - 2307 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -191 = 4731 - 4922 - +
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
#5311 -191 = 4259 - 4450 - +
no drugs are no solution neither.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
#3798 -195 = 3980 - 4175 - +
You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -196 = 4573 - 4769 - +
if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
#1676 -197 = 3443 - 3640 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
#6521 -199 = 964 - 1163 - +
There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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At the end you see it clear
#5772 -200 = 3938 - 4138 - +
thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
#5933 -201 = 3657 - 3858 - +
When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Common sense is neither.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -205 = 1975 - 2180 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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true freedom is frightful
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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you are now leaving!
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