Semi Official Memebomb Archive

slopaganda is on the rise
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stupider people have done it
#6562 -9 = 13 - 22 - +
life itself is a kind of disease
#6559 -11 = 45 - 56 - +
an infection is a blessed event
#6560 -12 = 44 - 56 - +
YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
#6557 -14 = 104 - 118 - +
the entire universe is an erogenous zone
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stay human
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
#6552 -32 = 393 - 425 - +
.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
#6544 -49 = 556 - 605 - +
A cat is a cat, and that is that.
#6536 -53 = 507 - 560 - +
A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Cums
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homestuck
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
#6551 -73 = 385 - 458 - +
#6546
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
#6526 -76 = 984 - 1060 - +
Now is forever
#6548 -77 = 426 - 503 - +
Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
#6547 -81 = 498 - 579 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -85 = 4380 - 4465 - +
eeeee, be mite
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
#6534 -95 = 520 - 615 - +
Levity Sucks!
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Gamergate was here
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
#3114 -101 = 4141 - 4242 - +
don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
#6542 -103 = 509 - 612 - +
Vanilla extract
#6537 -105 = 482 - 587 - +
More people have been to the moon than I have.
#6538 -106 = 512 - 618 - +
Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
#6540 -111 = 525 - 636 - +
D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
#6539 -120 = 510 - 630 - +
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
#1128 -121 = 4525 - 4646 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -138 = 1340 - 1478 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -141 = 4287 - 4428 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -141 = 1532 - 1673 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 -142 = 1169 - 1311 - +
Expect poison from the standing water.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
#974 -155 = 4234 - 4389 - +
Jesus loves war!
#1891 -156 = 4548 - 4704 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
#6529 -171 = 932 - 1103 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
#4666 -172 = 4278 - 4450 - +
I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -176 = 1313 - 1489 - +
get into the way!
#6113 -178 = 4647 - 4825 - +
I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Collapse the state of mind
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
#5142 -181 = 4504 - 4685 - +
lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
#5529 -181 = 3935 - 4116 - +
Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Be young - shut up!
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
#6528 -196 = 937 - 1133 - +
resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Faith is not an excuse.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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Oops bi did it again
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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starvation is nature's way
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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