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homestuck
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
#6552 -1 = 41 - 42 - +
.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
#6544 -4 = 203 - 207 - +
#6546
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
#6550 -9 = 64 - 73 - +
A cat is a cat, and that is that.
#6536 -11 = 184 - 195 - +
Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
#6547 -11 = 176 - 187 - +
stay human
#6545 -12 = 169 - 181 - +
Every day I wish i could make it stay
#6551 -17 = 40 - 57 - +
For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
#6535 -18 = 198 - 216 - +
Now is forever
#6548 -19 = 94 - 113 - +
Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
#6549 -28 = 82 - 110 - +
The medium is not the masseuse.
#6541 -30 = 183 - 213 - +
Vanilla extract
#6537 -38 = 174 - 212 - +
More people have been to the moon than I have.
#6538 -40 = 187 - 227 - +
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
#6540 -46 = 178 - 224 - +
Cums
#6532 -47 = 314 - 361 - +
eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
#6534 -47 = 197 - 244 - +
don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
#6542 -50 = 174 - 224 - +
D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
#6543 -60 = 166 - 226 - +
Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
#6531 -63 = 361 - 424 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -66 = 4724 - 4790 - +
If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
#6526 -83 = 662 - 745 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -84 = 1107 - 1191 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -97 = 1237 - 1334 - +
We watch the pain, over and over again.
#3114 -101 = 3719 - 3820 - +
Gamergate was here
#6525 -104 = 839 - 943 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -106 = 3842 - 3948 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -106 = 1042 - 1148 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -107 = 4195 - 4302 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -109 = 3982 - 4091 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 -123 = 867 - 990 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -131 = 1031 - 1162 - +
Expect poison from the standing water.
#6530 -132 = 662 - 794 - +
I only live about ten percent in this reality.
#1554 -136 = 3817 - 3953 - +
lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
#5529 -136 = 3550 - 3686 - +
get into the way!
#6113 -136 = 4264 - 4400 - +
Jesus loves war!
#1891 -138 = 4149 - 4287 - +
DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -139 = 4661 - 4800 - +
with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
#3228 -140 = 3887 - 4027 - +
My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 -146 = 864 - 1010 - +
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
#5633 -147 = 4146 - 4293 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -153 = 4717 - 4870 - +
The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -154 = 4232 - 4386 - +
Collapse the state of mind
#4767 -154 = 4290 - 4444 - +
Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
#4374 -158 = 4265 - 4423 - +
I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
#1545 -161 = 3987 - 4148 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -161 = 3871 - 4032 - +
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
#6527 -162 = 656 - 818 - +
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
#5142 -166 = 4103 - 4269 - +
DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
#974 -168 = 3833 - 4001 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -168 = 4077 - 4245 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -170 = 4446 - 4616 - +
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
#6528 -175 = 633 - 808 - +
I make a living off of saying badass shit
#1544 -177 = 4169 - 4346 - +
starvation is nature's way
#2547 -177 = 3658 - 3835 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -177 = 4629 - 4806 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
#6520 -177 = 956 - 1133 - +
Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -179 = 3878 - 4057 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
#5867 -180 = 3975 - 4155 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -180 = 1340 - 1520 - +
Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
#2600 -181 = 3786 - 3967 - +
Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
#887 -183 = 3514 - 3697 - +
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
#5311 -184 = 4220 - 4404 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -184 = 1020 - 1204 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -186 = 2071 - 2257 - +
if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
#4945 -191 = 4566 - 4757 - +
You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -192 = 4534 - 4726 - +
Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
#3798 -192 = 3939 - 4131 - +
thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
#5933 -193 = 3619 - 3812 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -194 = 4683 - 4877 - +
no drugs are no solution neither.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
#5863 -194 = 3916 - 4110 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -195 = 1318 - 1513 - +
The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
#2655 -197 = 3472 - 3669 - +
Common sense is neither.
#5071 -197 = 3830 - 4027 - +
Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
#2498 -200 = 4144 - 4344 - +
true freedom is frightful
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -201 = 1424 - 1625 - +
World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
#5271 -205 = 3797 - 4002 - +
trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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At the end you see it clear
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
#5805 -207 = 3796 - 4003 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -209 = 1429 - 1638 - +
Oops bi did it again
#5523 -210 = 3422 - 3632 - +
men are not monogamous by nature
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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