My first thought, upon hearing that the Daily Mail was critizing the talentless blob of lard Chris Moyles over a joke he told about Auschwitz, was that Even Evil Has Standards.
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Secret transcript of Obama re-taking Presidential oath leaked to Verwirrung!
Friends, I believe we have made a terrible, terrible mistake.
Roberts put on his black robe and wizard’s hat.
Roberts: “Are you ready to take the oath?”
Obama: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Roberts: Me too baby.
Obama: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Roberts: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Obama: Hey…
Roberts: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Obama: Funny I still don’t see it.
Roberts: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Obama: You are the worst Chief Justice ever. This is ridiculous.
Roberts: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest legal scholar of the lands.
Roberts: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 President.
Obama: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
Roberts: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Roberts: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Roberts: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
Roberts: Baby?
Nazi blogosphere vs Facts (DJ Cain and MC Encyclopedia of World Fascism remix)
I’ve asked this question before: Suppose the natives in some Western European countries actually start to seriously resisting the organized destruction of their countries, halt mass immigration and reverse Multiculturalism. How will American authorities and media react to this?
Frankly, I wouldn’t be too surprised if they turn out to be actively hostile to native Europeans. That was the case with Clinton and with Bush, who after all supported the continued Islamization of Europe through Turkish membership of the European Union. It will be even worse with Obama, an anti-white Marxist.
As we know, a “Nazi†these days is not one of the many Muslims and their Leftist cheerleaders who shout “Death to Jews! in the streets of Europe; it’s any white person who doesn’t lie down and die on command. If we don’t lie down and die, we must be Nazis. We are after all Europeans.
Fascists in Europe have seen this more recent immigration as a threat to the cultural homogeneity and national traditions of their countries. They have often exploited increases in the numbers of Muslims to claim that they are defending Christianity against Islam. Opposition to immigration has been one of the common threads within various fascist movements, and it is arguable that it plays the same role for such movements today as anti-Semitism did for inter-war Nazism and its imitators.
The Encyclopedia of World Fascism, page 367
JERUSALEM — Even as Barack Obama becomes the 44th president of the United States, anti-Israel professor Rashid Khalidi, whose ties to Obama stirred controversy during the campaign, has stated he could currently communicate with the incoming commander in chief, WND has learned.
Amid concern within the pro-Israel Jewish community, Obama repeatedly had denied he was influenced by Khalidi.
In an interview with the radical Democracy Now! news network last week, Khalidi expressed hope Obama would alter U.S. foreign policy in the Middle East, talking to “all sides†of the Israeli-Palestinian arena. He also criticized Israel for killing civilians in the Gaza Strip the past few weeks and for leading what he termed a “propaganda campaign†to de-legitimize the Hamas terrorist organization.
In practice, the term cosmopolitan was applied by interwar fascists chiefly to Marxists, Freemasons, and Jews. In Nazi thinking, Marxism and Freemasonry were themselves part of an international Jewish conspiracy, so that “cosmopolitan†often meant “Jewish.â€
The Encyclopedia of World Fascism, page 188
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FAO Mr Derek Draper
While all caps may in fact be cruise control for cool, even with cruise control you still have to steer.
Oh LabourList promises to be so much fun. Not in terms of content, of course, but with personalities like Draper running it, not to mention the automatic managerial reflex of New Labour vs the more democratic, open-minded and accountable attitude of the web, anything to do with the site will result in laughter and hypocrisy. Its wonderful.
Bailiffs: 1 Citizens: 0
As our British readers may recall, the law has been changed recently so that bailiffs are allowed to kick down doors and people in order to get the money owed.
Well, this law has already claimed its first victim. Via the BBC:
Andy Miller, 78, a retired pub landlord and father who had recently returned from hospital after a stroke, collapsed and died from a heart attack whilst being forced to a cashpoint by baliffs ‘under duress’.
The father-of-five collapsed last week on his way to a cash machine in Accrington, while the bailiff parked and waited for the money.
The death is not being treated as suspicious.
Indeed, its not suspicious. Its entirely clear why he died. Expect more of this in months to come.
Message from POEE.co.uk owner
I am strongly advising people against buying the hardcover version of the Principia Discordia I have brought out ’til further notice.
My publisher has done a bunk and run off with the money. I wish it were not true, but it is. Exposure Publishing/Diggory Press have walked off with the only cash I have to keep POEE online.
I have now published the paperback version through Lulu http://www.lulu.com/content/683873 . It will be available on Amazon in a few months, but if you buy through Lulu http://www.lulu.com/content/683873 we will make more money.
Please, for the love of whatever (maybe this community, maybe something else) tell everyone you know, who may be interested.
Thanks, people.
Syn out.
Naturally, this sucks beyond words, and its terrible that his publishers have done this to him. So for now, if you are thinking of buying a hard copy of the Principia, please buy from one of the above links. Furthermore, if you already have the PD, but have some spare change knocking about, consider donating some in order to keep POEE running. Its a great Discordian resource and site, and deserves our help.
Bin Laden: talking to himself again
Much has been made of Bin Laden’s latest message in the media, criticizing Obama for his lack of action over Gaza, with Bin Laden suggesting this is again proof that only Islamic rule can be relied on to safeguard Muslims.
However, what they haven’t mentioned is that Bin Laden and Obama are both the same person. Evidence? Well, Youtube, of course.
Thanks to Cramulus, for alerting me to this delicious piece of conspiratorial nuttery.
Chavez attempting to solidify his rule?
Looks like Chavez is worried enough by dropping oil prices that he is coming in from the cold, and courting Western oil companies again. Just days after the National Assembly approved his constitutional reform which would allow him to run for reelection an unlimited number of times (which still needs to be ratified by referendum), he has been whispering sweet nothings into the ears of Chevron, Total France and Royal/Dutch Shell.
Whether the oil companies will bite is another question. That Chavez is coming in during a historic drop in prices suggests that, should things improve, he might just screw them over once again. But then again, maybe not. Chavez seems more interested in staying in power, and he would hardly be the first leader to sacrafice principles on the altar of political expediency now, would he?
Time Cube Twitter!
I don’t care if this is true or not. Its amazing, and that’s all that matters.
Time for some music
Alien Sex Fiend – I Walk the Line. Turn it up loud now.