{"id":121,"date":"2008-08-22T00:56:07","date_gmt":"2008-08-22T08:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/cain\/headlines-that-dont-make-sense-until-you-have-your-first-coffee-1\/"},"modified":"2008-08-22T00:56:07","modified_gmt":"2008-08-22T08:56:07","slug":"headlines-that-dont-make-sense-until-you-have-your-first-coffee-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/08\/22\/headlines-that-dont-make-sense-until-you-have-your-first-coffee-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Headlines that don&#8217;t make sense until you have your first coffee #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/uk\/7573812.stm\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Paedophile Glitter arrives in UK<\/span><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I swear I was thinking &#8220;what, glitter for paedophiles?  Glitter that attracts paedophiles?  Is this a new episode of <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Brass Eye<\/span>?  WHAT THE HELL IS THE BBC TALKING ABOUT?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Which just goes to show how necessary coffee is in my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paedophile Glitter arrives in UK I swear I was thinking &#8220;what, glitter for paedophiles? Glitter that attracts paedophiles? Is this a new episode of Brass Eye? WHAT THE HELL IS THE BBC TALKING ABOUT?&#8221; Which just goes to show how necessary coffee is in my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,23,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles-by-others","category-current-affairs","category-media-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}