Friends, I believe we have made a terrible, terrible mistake.<\/p>\n
Roberts put on his black robe and wizard’s hat.<\/p>\n
Roberts: “Are you ready to take the oath?”<\/p>\n
Obama: Oh, I like to play dress up.<\/p>\n
Roberts: Me too baby.<\/p>\n
Obama: I kiss you softly on your chest.<\/p>\n
Roberts: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.<\/p>\n
Obama: Hey…<\/p>\n
Roberts: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.<\/p>\n
Obama: Funny I still don’t see it.<\/p>\n
Roberts: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.<\/p>\n
Obama: You are the worst Chief Justice ever. This is ridiculous.<\/p>\n
Roberts: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest legal scholar of the lands.<\/p>\n
Roberts: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 President.<\/p>\n
Obama: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.<\/p>\n
Roberts: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.<\/p>\n
Roberts: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.<\/p>\n
Roberts: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.<\/p>\n
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Friends, I believe we have made a terrible, terrible mistake. Roberts put on his black robe and wizard’s hat. Roberts: “Are you ready to take the oath?” Obama: Oh, I like to play dress up. Roberts: Me too baby. Obama: I kiss you softly on your chest. Roberts: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn … Continue reading Secret transcript of Obama re-taking Presidential oath leaked to Verwirrung!<\/span>