{"id":295,"date":"2009-02-06T00:20:35","date_gmt":"2009-02-06T08:20:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/?p=295"},"modified":"2009-02-06T00:39:30","modified_gmt":"2009-02-06T08:39:30","slug":"fundie-telephone-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/02\/06\/fundie-telephone-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Fundie Telephone Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now I shall present to you a dramatic reading that I have entitled Fundie Telephone Game.  Please enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonwatch.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/18\/stimulus-bill-text\/#TitleIX\">CONGRESS<\/a>:  Hey!  Because of that whole church\/state thing colleges can&#8217;t use bailout money to repair any religious building.  LOL, SORRY!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.earthtimes.org\/articles\/show\/aclj-calls-on-senate-to,703069.shtml\">Jay Sekulow, ACLJ<\/a>:  ZOMG!!1 Congress is totally discriminating against Christians. Religious organizations deserve the right to use those buildings.  You can&#8217;t take that away from them!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/aclj-demands-non-existent-threat-be-stripped-stimulus-bill\">CONGRESS<\/a>:  LOL, wut?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.onenewsnow.com\/Legal\/Default.aspx?id=409082\">OneNewsNow<\/a> (while lashing self):  Persecution!!!<\/p>\n<p>CONGRESS: Hai, guyz!  Did you even read the thing?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbn.com\/cbnnews\/534644.aspx\">Sen. James DeMint<\/a>:  Democrats hate Christianity and eat babbys!<\/p>\n<p>CONGRESS: I thought you was one of us&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.citizenlink.org\/dailybroadcast\/A000009243.cfm\">James Dobson<\/a>: JIHAD, MOTHERFUCKER!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.senate.gov\/legislative\/LIS\/roll_call_lists\/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=111&amp;session=1&amp;vote=00047\">CONGRESS<\/a>:  *facepalm*<\/p>\n<p>And scene!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now I shall present to you a dramatic reading that I have entitled Fundie Telephone Game. Please enjoy. CONGRESS: Hey! Because of that whole church\/state thing colleges can&#8217;t use bailout money to repair any religious building. LOL, SORRY! Jay Sekulow, ACLJ: ZOMG!!1 Congress is totally discriminating against Christians. Religious organizations deserve the right to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/02\/06\/fundie-telephone-game\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fundie Telephone Game<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[134,76,52,57],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chaoskeptic","category-christianity","category-politics","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":298,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions\/298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}