{"id":4,"date":"2008-02-18T14:00:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-18T22:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/?p=4"},"modified":"2008-02-18T14:00:38","modified_gmt":"2008-02-18T22:00:38","slug":"the-parable-of-the-exploding-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/02\/18\/the-parable-of-the-exploding-head\/","title":{"rendered":"The Parable of the Exploding Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman named Carla was visiting her uncle in the City of the Dusky Mountain. Along the way she met a lizard. The lizard asked the woman &#8220;Are you sure you want to go to the City of the Dusky Mountain? For the road leading to that place is dangerous and filled with danger!&#8221;. But Carla was resolute in her decision, as she had made a promise to her uncle!<\/p>\n<p>And then, her head exploded.<\/p>\n<p>It was an awful mess, and the lizard got hit by a shard of Carla&#8217;s skull and was paralyzed in its left foreleg for the rest of its life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman named Carla was visiting her uncle in the City of the Dusky Mountain. Along the way she met a lizard. The lizard asked the woman &#8220;Are you sure you want to go to the City of the Dusky Mountain? For the road leading to that place is dangerous and filled with danger!&#8221;. But &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/02\/18\/the-parable-of-the-exploding-head\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Parable of the Exploding Head<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,6,4],"class_list":["post-4","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-exploding","tag-head","tag-parable"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}