{"id":439,"date":"2009-04-10T10:06:41","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T18:06:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/?p=439"},"modified":"2009-04-10T10:06:41","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T18:06:41","slug":"accepting-submissions-for-lesser-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/04\/10\/accepting-submissions-for-lesser-poop\/","title":{"rendered":"Accepting submissions for: LESSER POOP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/intermittens.theinvisiblecollege.com\/images\/stories\/i_am_pooping.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><P><b><\/p>\n<h1>Lesser Poop<\/h1>\n<p><\/B> will be the &#8220;Bathroom Reader&#8221; edition of Intermittens. It focuses on short submissions which you can enjoy during a brief <s>shitting<\/s> sitting. It&#8217;s the perfect issue to leave in the bathrooms of coffee houses, bars, doctor&#8217;s offices, etc. <I>NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS!<\/I><\/p>\n<p><P>Especially crude, stupid, or idiotic submissions are preferred. I am aiming for about 20-25 pages of low brow content. I may do some interviews, but I probably won&#8217;t be running longer, more serious pieces. Think about stuff which would be fun to read while you&#8217;re on the can.<\/p>\n<p><P>In case you missed it, the title is a reference to this page of the PD: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/book\/6.php\">Greater Poop<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><P><b>Already included:<\/b> Very bad jokes. Very short stories. Exercises to mindfuck yourself.<\/p>\n<p><P>Try out <b>intermittens.org<\/b>&#8216;s brand new super powers by submitting stuff <a href=\"http:\/\/intermittens.theinvisiblecollege.com\/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=category&amp;id=49:intermittens-9-article-submissions&amp;Itemid=63&amp;layout=default\">here<\/a>. (you&#8217;ll need a login)<\/p>\n<p><P>I&#8217;m going to endeavor to throw this thing together fairly quickly, so submit early!<\/p>\n<p><P>also, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/intermittens.org\">Intermittens.org<\/a>, our kick ass front door for the magazine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lesser Poop will be the &#8220;Bathroom Reader&#8221; edition of Intermittens. It focuses on short submissions which you can enjoy during a brief shitting sitting. It&#8217;s the perfect issue to leave in the bathrooms of coffee houses, bars, doctor&#8217;s offices, etc. NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS! Especially crude, stupid, or idiotic submissions are preferred. I am aiming for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/04\/10\/accepting-submissions-for-lesser-poop\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Accepting submissions for: LESSER POOP<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[185,186],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-intermittens","tag-magazine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":440,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions\/440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}