{"id":45,"date":"2008-03-19T08:43:43","date_gmt":"2008-03-19T16:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/hoopla\/do-not-test-discordians\/"},"modified":"2008-03-19T08:46:15","modified_gmt":"2008-03-19T16:46:15","slug":"do-not-test-discordians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/03\/19\/do-not-test-discordians\/","title":{"rendered":"Do Not Test Discordians"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lust, Groucho:47, 6007 YD<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chalicechick.blogspot.com\/\">The Chaliceblog <\/a>is currently showing a good reason not to test Discordians on the concept of whether Discordianism is a genuine religion or a parady religion: as if there is a difference.<\/p>\n<p>This was the original post:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Yesterday night, I was organizing the books in our library. I put theCSO&#8217;s Discordian books in the fiction section.<\/p>\n<p>He says they are theology.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re not clear on what discordianism is, here&#8217;s a decent explanation.<\/p>\n<p>My argument is that Discordianism strikes me as a parody of Catholicism. If &#8220;Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf&#8221; ran for president to highlight the absurdity of the American political system, then put out a book about politics, I wouldn&#8217;t put it in the politics section. So why would I put a book produced by paraody religion in &#8220;theology?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His is that nobody died and put me in charge of deeming what&#8217;s a religion and what&#8217;s not.<\/p>\n<p>To some degree, this is a stupid argument. He expressed surprise that I was so insistent that Discordianism not be treated as a valid theology and that I became so passionate about the matter. (I may relent and stick it in Philosophy.)<\/p>\n<p>Part of my annoyance was that I had the Discordians confused with the Church of the Subgenius. I read up on the Subgenius Custody Case recently and while I agree with the general sentiment that the mother shouldn&#8217;t be penalized in custody matters for her religion, even if her religion is basically a parody. But I agree in the same halfhearted way that I agree with Happy Feminist that in a custody battle between a spousal abuser and a white supremacist, the white supremacist should win.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll kid you not, y&#8217;all, the Cleveland Free Times&#8217; description of these Subgenius events this woman was going to depressed the hell out of me. &#8220;Whee! Let&#8217;s take a guy named Steve and change his name to &#8216;Lord Jesus Christ&#8217; and parody the &#8216;Passion of the Christ&#8217; and there need to be dildos! Lots of dildoes! Why? Because Conservative Christians hate that and that inherently makes it worth doing!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What the fuck is up with that?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like how the first three minutes you spend at LandoverBaptist.com it&#8217;s hilarious, and then you realize how much time how many people have to put into that site and how much they have to hate Christians to make a site that extensive that is devoted to making fun of Christianity in the nastiest ways they can think of.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sick enough of YRUU kids telling me all sorts of bitchy things about Christians that they learned from their parents. I can&#8217;t imagine the kind of hate the SubGenius woman&#8217;s son is picking up, all in the name of &#8220;humor.&#8221; Because we all know that humor is innocent and fun and NEVER has an undercurrent of nastiness beneath it. I&#8217;m not ignoring the relgious freedom aspects, I&#8217;m not advocating making these people stop. But I seriously think they need to grow up.<\/p>\n<p>CC<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This arrogance this post displayed naturally raised the ire of many Discordians, and for those it didn&#8217;t raise the ire of, it simply provided a prime oppurtunity for Lulz. Either way, a shitstorm erupted in the comments section of The Chaliceblog. As a direct result of said shitstorm Chalicechick posted the following remark in the Parody Relgions section of Sites In Focus:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Chalicechick Says:<br \/>\nJanuary 14th, 2008 at 10:53 am<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Advice to all bloggers: Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t insult the discordians. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just not worth the trouble. The voice of experience.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There&#8217;s a lesson in this somewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lust, Groucho:47, 6007 YD The Chaliceblog is currently showing a good reason not to test Discordians on the concept of whether Discordianism is a genuine religion or a parady religion: as if there is a difference. This was the original post: Yesterday night, I was organizing the books in our library. I put theCSO&#8217;s Discordian &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/03\/19\/do-not-test-discordians\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Do Not Test Discordians<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}