{"id":454,"date":"2009-06-12T07:40:32","date_gmt":"2009-06-12T15:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/?p=454"},"modified":"2009-06-12T07:40:32","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T15:40:32","slug":"454","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/06\/12\/454\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can you make a sharp tool out of trash?\u00c2\u00a0 How do you expect to be CRAZY PREPARED if you can&#8217;t?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/knappersanonymous\/bottle.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"#476c8e;\">http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/knappersanonymous\/bottle.html<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Downsides:<\/p>\n<p>-May break.<\/p>\n<p>-Easy to do wrong, tricky to do right.<\/p>\n<p>-Easy to injure yourself.\u00c2\u00a0 (Don&#8217;t do this at a party after drinking.)<\/p>\n<p>Upsides:<\/p>\n<p>-Even your failures will be sharp.<\/p>\n<p>-Use the debris of the fallen glass towers of man to arm yourself.<\/p>\n<p>-Honor forgotten Gods with your adherence to the old ways.<\/p>\n<p>-Fun trick for parties. (When sober.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you make a sharp tool out of trash?\u00c2\u00a0 How do you expect to be CRAZY PREPARED if you can&#8217;t? http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/knappersanonymous\/bottle.html Downsides: -May break. -Easy to do wrong, tricky to do right. -Easy to injure yourself.\u00c2\u00a0 (Don&#8217;t do this at a party after drinking.) Upsides: -Even your failures will be sharp. -Use the debris of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/06\/12\/454\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,138,34,63,176,97,172,158],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anarchy","category-crazy-prepared","category-humour","category-science","category-stuff","category-technology","category-violence","category-ye-olde-tymes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/42"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":455,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions\/455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}