{"id":53,"date":"2008-04-04T19:32:59","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T03:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/cramulus\/breaking-news-grits-fucking-suck\/"},"modified":"2008-04-06T15:08:29","modified_gmt":"2008-04-06T23:08:29","slug":"breaking-news-grits-fucking-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/04\/04\/breaking-news-grits-fucking-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING NEWS: GRITS FUCKING SUCK"},"content":{"rendered":"

I know<\/em> this is gonna get me lynched. But anyway–<\/p>\n

BREAKING NEWS:
\nGRITS FUCKING SUCK.<\/h2>\n

They’re like this disgusting corn paste crap that Southerners swear by. I don’t know what retarded thing Southerners obsess over more: grits, or the confederate flag. Neither have any place in the union.<\/p>\n

I NEED CUPPA COFFEE AND SOME CORN PASTE TO START THE DAY
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\nAND MAH TRACTOR<\/p>\n

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SRSLY, would you eat this crap?
\nIt looks like something that dripped out of a tissue. Tastes about the same, too.<\/p>\n

I can already hear you: NO,\u00c2\u00a0PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. YOU’VE GOTTA EAT GRITS WITH SYRUP OR HOT SAUCE OR SOME SHIT<\/p>\n

well really then you’re just saying you like syrup or hot sauce or some shit, and the bland, goopey corn sludge is a vehicle<\/em> for it. You might as well drink the syrup right out of the bottle and save room in your stomach for foods that aren’t made of slime.<\/p>\n

People in the south are FANATIC about grits. Check it out:<\/p>\n

“Whereas, throughout its history, the South has relished its grits, making them a symbol of its diet, its customs, its humor, and its hospitality, and whereas, every community in the State of South Carolina used to be the site of a grits mill and every local economy in the State used to be dependent on its product; and whereas, grits has been a part of the life of every South Carolinian of whatever race, background, gender, and income; and whereas, grits could very well play a vital role in the future of not only this State, but also the world.”<\/em><\/p>\n

That’s from the South Carolina General Assembly 113th Session, 1999-2000, Bill Number: 4806. They love grits so much they can’t stop talking about them, even long enough to pass a bill.<\/p>\n

FUCK GRITS<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I know this is gonna get me lynched. But anyway– BREAKING NEWS: GRITS FUCKING SUCK. They’re like this disgusting corn paste crap that Southerners swear by. I don’t know what retarded thing Southerners obsess over more: grits, or the confederate flag. Neither have any place in the union. I NEED CUPPA COFFEE AND SOME CORN … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: GRITS FUCKING SUCK<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}