{"id":9,"date":"2008-02-19T04:20:33","date_gmt":"2008-02-19T12:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/cain\/uk-police-hate-lolcats\/"},"modified":"2008-02-19T04:21:44","modified_gmt":"2008-02-19T12:21:44","slug":"uk-police-hate-lolcats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/02\/19\/uk-police-hate-lolcats\/","title":{"rendered":"UK police hate LOLCATS?"},"content":{"rendered":"

One has to wonder. Despite my personal opinion on lolcats being close to that of Encyclopaedia Dramatica<\/a>, I still have to admit that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads<\/a> is a demented genius for using them to battle the tyranny-lite that is UK’s SOCPA Act.<\/a><\/p>\n

For those of you who want a handy reference guide as to the sort of things you cannot have on your t-shirt, according to the police themselves, I have reproduced the list from Bloggerheads below:<\/p>\n

– I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?<\/p>\n

– I MADE YOU A COOKIE… BUT I EATED IT<\/p>\n

– DONT CRY PLEEZ GORDON… YOU CAN HAS COOKIE<\/p>\n

– HABEUS CORPUS. NOT URS.<\/p>\n

– I CAN HAS FREED SPEECH? KTHNXBYE<\/p>\n

– FLOOR IS LAVA… SO I’S CLIMBIN UR FURNITUR<\/p>\n

– DO NOT WANT!<\/p>\n

– ORLY?<\/p>\n

– WMD? ORLY?<\/p>\n

– IM IN UR DESIGNATED AREA… SUBVERTN UR LAWS<\/p>\n

– IM IN UR DESIGNATED AREA… BEIN A LOUD SPKR<\/p>\n

– OH, HAI!<\/p>\n

– OH, HAI… IM DEMONSTRATIN!<\/p>\n

– RANDOM CAT IS NOT AMUSED<\/p>\n

– TAXPAYER CAT IS NOT AMUSED<\/p>\n

– FEED TEH HUNGREES!<\/p>\n

– GRARRGH! SURPRIZE GOATSE!<\/p>\n

– A DREEM… I HAS ONE<\/p>\n

– IM IN UR BEACHES… FIGHTN UR NAZIS<\/p>\n

– I HAS THE TORTUR EVIDENZ… LET ME SHOW YOU DEMZ<\/p>\n

– ZOMG!<\/p>\n

– ZOMG! TERRIST! OH NOES!<\/p>\n

– UR BEIN SILLY… SRSLY<\/p>\n

– BUT I WUVS YOU<\/p>\n

– KTHNXBYE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One has to wonder. Despite my personal opinion on lolcats being close to that of Encyclopaedia Dramatica, I still have to admit that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads is a demented genius for using them to battle the tyranny-lite that is UK’s SOCPA Act. For those of you who want a handy reference guide as to … Continue reading UK police hate LOLCATS?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,13,19,36],"tags":[85,86],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aneristic-delusion","category-articles-by-others","category-blogs","category-law-and-disorder","tag-lolcats","tag-protest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.principiadiscordia.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}