by Undue

So you've crawled out of the darkness into our fold?

Welcome. Don't be afraid. We don't hate you.

You don't have to prove yourself to us. You don't need to latch onto our buzzwords and repeat our memes to show that you're in. You don't need to proselytize. You don't need to rebel against your former life, purge it with fire and devote every moment to throwing yourself against the System. (Give us some credit here. We're Discordians, not the army.)

All we really ask you to do is laugh a little more. Think a little more. Explore a little more in places you usually wouldn't go. Talk to strangers. Listen to strangers. Do a few of those things that you thought might be neat but filed away with a "maybe someday". And whatever you do, don't get complacent.

Oh, and keep your eyes peeled for the Goddess. You'll know Her when you see Her. Chances are, She'll be laughing at you.