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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Crammed it into your greasy maw and liked it? Wipe that shit off your chin and post about it here. NO MARMITE. NO SOUS VIDE.

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Bacon Tacos

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How to BE a fat bastard

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Potato Leek Soup

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by Patron Saint

I was given Venison...

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THESE NUTS

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Human Flesh 101

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Cake!

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Pancake of Waffles?

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Household Anarchy

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HEY FREEKY!

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Fuck you, I did it!

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Naan

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