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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 20, 2006, 12:58:28 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

June 20, 2006, 12:58:28 AM
DID YOU EVER GET THE FEELING...
Written in the spirit by The Good Reverend Roger.

...That you are the butt of some horrible joke?  That the society you live in is one huge, hideous sham?  Well, you just might be right...just look around you.  Nothing works, anymore.  Your job is boring.  You don't actually have any fun, anymore.  Your teevee is crammed full of pollyanna crap that you can't stand, but you watch it anyway.  Even your church has gone sour, filled with holier-than-thou jackasses that delight in the failings of others.  You don't even remember, really, the last time you laughed until your guts bled.

Sound familiar?  Of course it does.  It's that way for everybody.

Well, almost.  There are still a few of us out to have a blast, and maybe even a few cheap yuks at the expense of those who still believe in Uncle Sam and the Almighty Dollar.  Whoa, there...does that sound un-American to you?  Of course it does, because you've been conditioned since birth to view these things as Gods...even though they are nothing more than social fictions.  Fact is, our attitude is American as hell...Ben Franklin, notorious old pervert that he was, would recognize us, and call us his kin.  He understood, you see, that it isn't easy, having a good time.  You gotta TRY to laugh at this sorry version of hell that America has become...but it's worth it.

You see, what we call "America" today is a farce, a grand comedy in which the lead roles are played by Nazis dressed up as Bolshevicks.  We have plenty of capitalism, but no free enterprise (believe it or not, they are two separate and diametrically opposed things).

If you can't crack horrible jokes about things other people won't even bring up, then maybe you better forget you ever saw this.  But if you find the current rolling disaster as funny as we do, go to http://principiadiscordia.com and join the asshat revolution.  It's a hopeless cause, of course, but the people WE want shouldn't be bothered by little things like that.

Do you know how weird things really are?  We do.

Or Kill Me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#1
June 20, 2006, 01:06:24 AM
All three of these are very good. Especially the endings of 9 and 10.

#9 gives me a chill. Good stuff.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
June 21, 2006, 03:11:03 AM
Quote from: the other anonymoushttp://www.poee.co.uk/SUBD/toa/pdf/flyers/roger-feeling.pdf

VERY nice.  Thanks!

But you left out the "written in the spirit" bit.  :(
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the other anonymous

#4
June 21, 2006, 09:12:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: the other anonymoushttp://www.poee.co.uk/SUBD/toa/pdf/flyers/roger-feeling.pdf

VERY nice.  Thanks!

But you left out the "written in the spirit" bit.  :(

Is this a major issue? I kinda think the little drawing of you is enough, but if you want me to add the by-lines, I will.

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#5
June 21, 2006, 08:28:18 PM
I think you should put it back in,

it adds to it.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Michal

#6
June 21, 2006, 08:29:47 PM
Ayuh.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

the other anonymous

#7
June 22, 2006, 06:47:46 AM
All Roger PDFs updated.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
June 23, 2006, 12:12:26 AM
Quote from: the other anonymousAll Roger PDFs updated.

You da mutant!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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