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The Barstool Experiment

Started by LHX, June 13, 2006, 05:31:36 PM

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Reptyle

  it some sort of transcript...
                   
"Because talking about it makes you
the worst person in the community.

 
                   
(man) When did you first meet Lenny?

 
                   
lt was back in       . Baltimore.

 
                   
l was, uh, headlining... Headlining?
l was working at this club.

 
                   
A-one, two, a-one, two, three, four!"

LMNO

What, all you offer is excerpts?



Forget it.

Reptyle

yeah im finished. keep the damn barstool it doesnt exist anyway.  lazyness and a lack of creativity to think of query's has beaten me again.

LMNO


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Triple Zero

um... this is the correct barstoolcycle?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO


AFK

Well, it certainly would be a conversation starter. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

yea, and seeing it contains a barstool, a conversation-ender as well ;-)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

blankofcourse

I had to teach 8 year olds about matter today.
They wanted to know if god made matter, and if god was matter.
I asked them if god took up space and had mass.
They were not satisified.
So I said..the word god is matter.
Still, no digs.
When you were eight,what would satifisfy you?
I'm not clever, I'm bewildered

Cain

A clip around the ear and being told to get back to my multiplication tables.  Apparently you can't do that now, but you couldn't do it back then either.....welcome, by the way.

The Littlest Ubermensch

If you had said, "Is love matter?" and asked some similar questions, I would've been satisfied. And that says "no" without being too complex or telling an 8 year old that God is nonexistent.
[witticism/philosophical insight/nifty quote to prove my intelligence to the forum]

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theCalmpsychopath

i just always thought that matter was everything and it didn't matter if god made it or if he was made from it
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

LMNO

Quote from: blankofcourse on February 14, 2007, 12:33:13 AM
I had to teach 8 year olds about matter today.
They wanted to know if god made matter, and if god was matter.
I asked them if god took up space and had mass.
They were not satisified.
So I said..the word god is matter.
Still, no digs.
When you were eight,what would satifisfy you?
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on February 14, 2007, 03:49:20 AM
i just always thought that matter was everything and it didn't matter if god made it or if he was made from it

First, matter is energy (E=mc2).

Second, you'd probably get fired if you tried to debunk God to an 8 year old.

Third, the barstool response would be, "it doesn't matter who or what created matter right now, simply understand that matter exists, and this is what it is."

blankofcourse

It doesn't ..matter..anyway.
For today, for Vday, a student gave me a golden apple bell.
He's a lopsided chap, and gives me hope for the future.

Forgive my sentimental Valentine day post.
I'm not clever, I'm bewildered