One of our core values: "THEY REFILLED MY RITALIN AND BY THE WAY I WANNA EAT YOUR BEAR HEAD."
I had to teach 8 year olds about matter today.They wanted to know if god made matter, and if god was matter.I asked them if god took up space and had mass.They were not satisified.So I said..the word god is matter.Still, no digs.When you were eight,what would satifisfy you?
Revision:  Comments welcome.Once upon a time, two Serious Minded people were in their local pub, having a few pints, and talking about the nature of Universe. Bill pointed out that most of what we consider “matter” is made up of empty space.  “The distance between a nucleus, its electrons, and the nearest adjacent atom is comparatively large; why, that barstool over there shouldn't even be considered a solid!”Joe responded, “but wait… As far as we can actually prove, that barstool might simply be a hallucination, for we're not actually seeing the barstool, we're processing electric signals in our heads generated by our optic nerves.  And all they are doing is claiming certain wavelengths of light have bounced off an object.  But what if the nerves are misfiring, which we all know happen quite often?  So, we can’t really say whether or not the barstool even exists!”Just then, a man approached them and said, “I couldn’t help but overhear you two talking.  If I may, I have an experiment for you.  Purely in the interest of a Deeper Understanding of the Universe.”He then proceeded to pick up the barstool and pummel both Bill and Joe squarely about the head and torso, because they were so obviouly pretentious assholes who deserved a beatdown.Thus, they were enlightened.
Is that Ann Coulter?
That is fucking SWOTE2 Where did you get it? Why isn't it an emoticon already?
Quote from: LMNO on February 22, 2007, 06:33:57 pmIs that Ann Coulter?No, its "Dr" Gillian McKeith, poop expert.
