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The Barstool Experiment

Started by LHX, June 13, 2006, 05:31:36 PM

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Quote from: blankofcourse on February 14, 2007, 12:33:13 AM
I had to teach 8 year olds about matter today.
They wanted to know if god made matter, and if god was matter.
I asked them if god took up space and had mass.
They were not satisified.
So I said..the word god is matter.
Still, no digs.
When you were eight,what would satifisfy you?
You're a teacher? Wait 'till the press gets a load of you posting here.
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What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

blankofcourse

For added fun, I teach in Florida. 
It's cheaper for thrills.
I can get pissed on for my bumper stickers.
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I'm not clever, I'm bewildered

Cain

Florida sounds like such a fun place.  I was starting to warm to it after CSI: Miami, too....

Cain,
evil foreign person.

rabidpigmy

Depends on the part of Florida. I'm in the Thudhandle. :|

blankofcourse

I'm in the oldest continuously occupied hiltontown

twas the only place that didn't check references :O)

I suppose smilies are frowned upon here

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I'm not clever, I'm bewildered

LMNO

Quote from: LMNO on June 14, 2006, 03:59:04 PM
Revision:  Comments welcome.

Once upon a time, two Serious Minded people were in their local pub, having a few pints, and talking about the nature of Universe.

Bill pointed out that most of what we consider ,Äúmatter,Äù is made up of empty space. ¬†,ÄúThe distance between a nucleus, its electrons, and the nearest adjacent atom is comparatively large; why, that barstool over there shouldn't even be considered a solid!,Äù

Joe responded, ,Äúbut wait,Ķ As far as we can actually prove, that barstool might simply be a hallucination, for we're not actually seeing the barstool, we're processing electric signals in our heads generated by our optic nerves. ¬†And all they are doing is claiming certain wavelengths of light have bounced off an object. ¬†But what if the nerves are misfiring, which we all know happen quite often? ¬†So, we can,Äôt really say whether or not the barstool even exists!,Äù

Just then, a man approached them and said, ,ÄúI couldn,Äôt help but overhear you two talking. ¬†If I may, I have an experiment for you. ¬†Purely in the interest of a Deeper Understanding of the Universe.,Äù

He then proceeded to pick up the barstool and pummel both Bill and Joe squarely about the head and torso, because they were so obviouly pretentious assholes who deserved a beatdown.

Thus, they were enlightened.


Quoted for re-jack.

Cain


LMNO


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Cain

Quote from: SillyCybin on February 22, 2007, 06:35:04 PM
That is fucking SWOTE2 Where did you get it? Why isn't it an emoticon already?

B3ta, only found it 5 minutes ago.

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Quote from: Cain on February 22, 2007, 06:36:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 22, 2007, 06:33:57 PM
Is that Ann Coulter?

No, its "Dr" Gillian McKeith, poop expert.

Heard a great description of her on the radio last night - "looks like a little baby eagle chick"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark