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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #435 on: April 22, 2008, 12:29:13 pm »
Wow! You fags are still here? Maybe you should get off your ass and put some thought into something meaningful instead of a stupid kiddie message board. You're all pawns in the game of life, no matter how much you think about it. You're still retarded no matter how big your words are. You're still missing the point.

There is still time to accept Jesus Christ, he is the only one that can fill the enormous void in your life. He is the definite answer you've been wasting your life looking for.  He will save your soul and ease your mind.  I too am a mere, flawed mortal. I can only hope others would try to reach me in times of need. This might be your last chance to save your eternity.

point taken, but as you pointed out (see above) thats where you differ from us. Mwhahahahahahaha  :evil:


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« Reply #436 on: April 22, 2008, 01:03:36 pm »
Don't bother, someone seems to have a blind agenda, reasoning with this person will be like carrying on a conversation with a turnip. 
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #437 on: April 22, 2008, 01:09:10 pm »
you are my hero

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #438 on: April 22, 2008, 01:10:17 pm »
ah i see  :|

cant one of the mods "mod" him if he's just spamming all the threads
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"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect.” Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #439 on: April 23, 2008, 10:15:09 am »
Don't bother, someone seems to have a blind agenda, reasoning with this person will be like carrying on a conversation with a turnip. 

who's to say there's not some turnips with really good ideas?
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #440 on: April 23, 2008, 01:56:33 pm »
Me, for one.

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #441 on: April 23, 2008, 02:24:56 pm »
Don't bother, someone seems to have a blind agenda, reasoning with this person will be like carrying on a conversation with a turnip.

who's to say there's not some turnips with really good ideas?

irrelevant.

it was the entire point of the simile.

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #442 on: April 26, 2008, 10:06:24 pm »
were you trying to be funny? this is not allowed.

what's not allowed? being funny? or trying to be funny?
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #443 on: April 28, 2008, 02:27:27 pm »
Exactly. 
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #444 on: June 16, 2008, 12:24:39 am »
Clumsily put, Let's say we were in a bar, having a few pints, and talking about the nature of Universe.

You point out that most of what we consider "matter" is made up of empty space; the distance between a nucleus, it's electrons, and the nearest adjacent atom is comparatively large; why, that barstool over there shouldn't even be considered a solid!

I respond by saying that as far as we can actually prove, that barstool might simply be a hallucination, for we're not actually seeing the barstool, we're processing electric signals in our heads generated by our optic nevrves that claim certain wavelengths of ligh have bounced off an object, but none of that says anything about whether or not the barstool actually exists.


Then ECH comes along, picks up the barstool, and proceeds to beat the shit out of us with it for being such pretentious assholes.

I like this.

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #445 on: June 18, 2008, 02:21:50 pm »
Clumsily put, Let's say we were in a bar, having a few pints, and talking about the nature of Universe.

You point out that most of what we consider "matter" is made up of empty space; the distance between a nucleus, it's electrons, and the nearest adjacent atom is comparatively large; why, that barstool over there shouldn't even be considered a solid!

I respond by saying that as far as we can actually prove, that barstool might simply be a hallucination, for we're not actually seeing the barstool, we're processing electric signals in our heads generated by our optic nevrves that claim certain wavelengths of ligh have bounced off an object, but none of that says anything about whether or not the barstool actually exists.


Then ECH comes along, picks up the barstool, and proceeds to beat the shit out of us with it for being such pretentious assholes.

I like this.

From all accounts, you seem like someone who would instinctively "get" this.

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #446 on: September 05, 2008, 01:20:57 pm »
& there was I wondering why Dr. Payne slapped me about with a barstool . . .  :lol:

That was nothing to do with The Barstool Experiment. That was just violence for the sake of it.

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #447 on: September 17, 2008, 04:29:28 am »
Maybe if we put the barstool in a faulty incinerator and tried to determine if it got burned up or not?

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #448 on: September 17, 2008, 01:04:11 pm »
Are you mixing up the barstool with Schrodinger's Cat?
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #449 on: September 17, 2008, 02:05:27 pm »
Maybe if we put the barstool in a faulty incinerator and tried to determine if it got burned up or not?

Now where is the senseless violence in that? 
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