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The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)

Started by The unimportant one, July 10, 2006, 06:19:21 PM

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The unimportant one

July 10, 2006, 06:19:21 PM
The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
to issue cards for any religious title, including but not limited to holy shit.
so let's get started.
i mean, pope cards are 50 years old. they're antiques  for gods' sake
also, let's define the rights of the titles we define
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#1
July 10, 2006, 06:21:16 PM
Good idea.


Get started.

AFK

#2
July 10, 2006, 06:23:06 PM
Okay, good job, now I've got that Black Eyed Peas song in my head.  

Thanks!   :x
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#3
July 10, 2006, 06:24:54 PM
Sorry, it was the lovely lady lumps.












Personally, I don't see how cancer can be "lovely", but I guess that's just me.

Triple Zero

#4
July 10, 2006, 07:11:31 PM
something like this?

text could be a bit more funney, could use some discordian logos, etc but this is what i could whip together quickly with teh gimp
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The unimportant one

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July 10, 2006, 07:14:01 PM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Felix

#6
July 11, 2006, 04:24:41 AM
That will suit my purposes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
July 11, 2006, 04:34:14 AM
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Is the 50 post rule still in effect?
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That Guy

#8
July 11, 2006, 06:30:01 AM


My jew-fu is weak, unfortunately.

the other anonymous

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July 11, 2006, 07:02:03 AM
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My jew-fu is weak, unfortunately.

Teh win! Despite and because of weak jew-fu. :D

The unimportant one

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July 11, 2006, 07:21:58 AM

I know it sucks, but I spent  an hour, damit! :x [/img]
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Subtract Eight!

#11
July 11, 2006, 07:28:05 AM
i hope the 'missionary position' thing is a sexual innuendo thing

anyways its funny

but it does suck cause you're a noob
good writing i like it
itll be great if it looks more official
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July 11, 2006, 01:32:38 PM
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My jew-fu is weak, unfortunately.




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#13
July 11, 2006, 03:11:02 PM
I don't see how that qualifies as even mild anti-semitism, but then, I don't know all that much about jew-ism.
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July 11, 2006, 03:12:56 PM
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Is the 50 post rule still in effect?

Yes, but I know that wont stop you.
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