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I'm Feeling Fine.
« on: August 28, 2006, 03:34:14 pm »
Where is your faith?

Faith in Man?
Faith in Machinery?
Faith in Science?
Faith in Others?
Faith in Clarity?
Faith in Obscurity?
Faith in Order?
Faith in Chaos?
Faith in The Universe?
Faith in The Economy?
Faith in The Lord?
Faith in The Buddha?
Faith in a bag of potato chips?
Faith in Dreams?
Faith in Death?
Faith in The Ocean?
Faith in The Eyes of a Wolf?
Faith in The Eye of The Storm?
Faith in The Government?
Faith in Your Brothers?
Faith in Your Mother?
Faith in Your Father?
Faith in Destiny?
Faith in Pre-Determination?
Faith in The Truth?
Faith in Fallacy?
Faith in Faith?

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Re: I'm Feeling Fine.
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2006, 04:51:31 pm »
you may have forgotten:

Faith in Your Mind?
Faith in Your Body?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2006, 05:51:21 pm »
I did, but this train of thought has no caboose.

Please to be adding on the cars. 

But please, no hobos.   :-D
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Re: I'm Feeling Fine.
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2006, 05:52:35 pm »
I have Faith in The Awesome Power of Cuteness
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Re: I'm Feeling Fine.
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2006, 05:54:40 pm »
addendum:  no cute kitties allowed on the train either. 

RWHN,
Knows there are other things that kill cats besides curiousity.  Shovels, for example....
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Re: I'm Feeling Fine.
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2006, 05:56:53 pm »
addendum:  no cute kitties allowed on the train either. 

RWHN,
Knows there are other things that kill cats besides curiousity.  Shovels, for example....

I AM TEH WESLEY
I BEND TEH TIMESPACE WIT MY MINDZ!!
I DEMAND MOER KITTIES!!!
MORE KEWTNESS!!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2006, 05:58:56 pm »
Faith in Science Fact?
Faith in Science Fiction?
Faith in Noxema?

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Re: I'm Feeling Fine.
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2006, 06:07:56 pm »
I have Faith in Tribbles.
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Re: I'm Feeling Fine.
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2006, 08:26:34 pm »
*sigh* This is the last time I put two of my toupees in a closet together.
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All my faith is in the incompetence of cow-orkers, the stupidity of television, and the greediness of my fellow man.

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Re: I'm Feeling Fine.
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2006, 09:23:42 pm »
i don't have faith in anything ..... i just have faith

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Re: I'm Feeling Fine.
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2006, 12:25:51 am »
I have faith in nihilism.


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Re: I'm Feeling Fine.
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2006, 02:38:16 am »
I have faith in nihilism.


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You put the ire in satire.  8-)

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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2006, 07:19:18 am »
You put the ire in satire.  8-)

I have Faith in Satires!

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satires are one of those greek half-animal things, right?

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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2006, 09:04:40 am »
You put the ire in satire.  8-)

I have Faith in Satires!

-toa,
satires are one of those greek half-animal things, right?

No man, those were sitars.
Bloody philistine. 
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Re: I'm Feeling Fine.
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2006, 11:34:39 am »
I have Faith in Philistines!