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Rev Roger, Sermon #42: Get MAD.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 26, 2006, 12:57:38 AM

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Kai

#15
May 20, 2011, 03:51:10 PM
I heard a rant not too long ago that reminds me of yours:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mt8I6cvFsM

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Alright, I've been thinking.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons BACK! Get MAD! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons.

Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Don Coyote

#16
May 20, 2011, 04:39:02 PM
I started thinking about Roger while playing that part of the game.
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