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Trigger happy - it ryhmes
« on: October 22, 2006, 03:20:48 pm »
Trigger Happy

When trigger happy leaders throw religion to the floor
Their trigger happy followers start clamouring for war
against trigger happy terrorists who settle some old score
by blowing up the country that the cunts are fighting for

The trigger happy cameras fill trigger happy screens
with images to wet the people's trigger happy dreams
And all the while the terrorists scream trigger happy screams
"We'll show these fucking infidels what trigger happy means!"

On the field of battle there's a trigger happy cry
the trigger happy leaders order missiles to the sky
more delightful massacre the trigger happy die
Trigger happy bloodbath as the bullets start to fly

Lets all play at murdering its trigger happy fun
We'll hunt down trigger happy evil bastards on the run
Trigger happy hunters waving great big fucking guns
Aint never heard of Captain Kirk and phasers set to stun

The trigger happy captives who have threatened you and me
are rounded up and put to death in the land that's been set free
and all the bloody pacifists who abhor the things they see
get trigger happy with remotes as they watch it on TV
I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Re: Trigger happy - it ryhmes
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2006, 01:29:08 pm »
I like this.

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Re: Trigger happy - it ryhmes
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2006, 05:25:22 pm »
There's prolly some kind of mediacation that'll fix that.
I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and itís not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesnít matter." -- Max Tegmark