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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Cain

#15
October 25, 2006, 08:14:01 PM
Moving to Literate Chaotic (zomg catergory fascist!)

the dreadful hours

#16
October 25, 2006, 08:14:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHHA

English language ruined.

Oh wait.....

SiO2NaClH2oHgSetc.

#17
October 25, 2006, 08:38:54 PM
Bye now - gotta go fly a kite! - derp!
:mrgreen: :| :wink: :roll: :evil: :cry: :oops: :-P :x :lol: 8-) :? :-o :-( :-) :-D

East Coast Hustle

#18
October 25, 2006, 08:51:47 PM
this whole thread is derp.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

P3nT4gR4m

#19
October 25, 2006, 10:19:21 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on October 25, 2006, 06:32:36 PM
Nice word man. You should make some more of these and then open your own dictionary.

Quote from: SiO2NaClH2oHgSetc. on October 25, 2006, 06:35:43 PM
that's a trilliant idea!

I was shooting for irony but obviously my aim wasn't so fkin trilliant

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

BADGE OF HONOR

#20
October 25, 2006, 10:23:47 PM
Dry humor is wasted on the enthusiastic.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

P3nT4gR4m

#21
October 25, 2006, 11:58:03 PM
I was enthusiastic once, back in my noob days. Yesterday is a long time if you're a mayfly. I got dry humour back then. No, wait, shit I just realised with my newfound acolyte powers, you bastards were taking the piss out me. Doh!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#22
October 26, 2006, 12:39:41 AM
Wait until we put it back.

BADGE OF HONOR

#23
October 26, 2006, 01:51:31 AM
Is that possible?  I thought losing ones enthusiasm is like losing ones virginity.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Jasper

#24
October 26, 2006, 02:10:32 AM
While he meant the colloquial vernacular more popular in Britain, my rejoinder was intended to paint a literal picture.

BADGE OF HONOR

#25
October 26, 2006, 02:13:45 AM
Oh.  Ohhhhh.

Can we do it via intramuscular injection?  Can we?  Huh?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
October 26, 2006, 02:19:14 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on October 25, 2006, 11:58:03 PM
I was enthusiastic once, back in my noob days. Yesterday is a long time if you're a mayfly. I got dry humour back then. No, wait, shit I just realised with my newfound acolyte powers, you bastards were taking the piss out me. Doh!

No, we really hate you.

Well, at least I do.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#27
October 26, 2006, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 26, 2006, 02:13:45 AM
Oh.  Ohhhhh.

Can we do it via intramuscular injection?  Can we?  Huh?

Someone post that pic of the urethral dildos.

BADGE OF HONOR

#28
October 26, 2006, 07:25:57 AM
You mean like these?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Jasper

#29
October 26, 2006, 08:37:44 AM
Good work.  Yes.
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