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Started by Thurnez Isa, October 30, 2006, 01:01:32 AM

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October 30, 2006, 01:01:32 AM Last Edit: October 30, 2006, 01:03:50 AM by Thurnez Isa
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

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#1
October 30, 2006, 01:03:34 AM
A haunted tricycle?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Thurnez Isa

#2
October 30, 2006, 01:04:26 AM
"It is sitting  in the living room, looks nice but... I must admit  there is something strange about it,  just a weird feeling and my dog and the cats won't go near it."


10 ppl bid on it
and the reserve was still not met
:lol:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

BADGE OF HONOR

#3
October 30, 2006, 01:06:22 AM
I don't think I'm drunk enough to be amused by this.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Thurnez Isa

#4
October 30, 2006, 01:08:13 AM
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Thurnez Isa

#5
October 30, 2006, 01:09:56 AM
NO NO
THIS ONE IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Handyman-Husband-or-Man-Servant-My-name-is-Del-im-fat_W0QQitemZ110032016481QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

its not succesful but is probably the most bizarre one ever
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Jasper

#6
October 30, 2006, 01:12:28 AM
I am inspired by this man's idiocy.

Inspired to get a job and go on a diet.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 30, 2006, 03:08:20 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Messier Undertree

#8
October 31, 2006, 06:35:37 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on October 30, 2006, 01:08:13 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/RELIGIOUS-IMAGE-JESUS-CHRIST-sofa-wheel-protector_W0QQitemZ270026583437QQihZ017QQcategoryZ1447QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

the bidding of this one starting at 19 thousand dollars  :lol:

QuoteI saw it straight away and I was wondering if you can see it too? Does this look like the face of Christ?  Turn it unside down and you can see another face , does this face look like God?.

Triple Zero

#9
October 31, 2006, 11:06:03 AM
Quote from: davedim on October 31, 2006, 06:35:37 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on October 30, 2006, 01:08:13 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/RELIGIOUS-IMAGE-JESUS-CHRIST-sofa-wheel-protector_W0QQitemZ270026583437QQihZ017QQcategoryZ1447QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

the bidding of this one starting at 19 thousand dollars  :lol:

QuoteI saw it straight away and I was wondering if you can see it too? Does this look like the face of Christ?  Turn it unside down and you can see another face , does this face look like God?.

actually when i looked, the upsidedown image really looks like it's got a pipe coming out of its mouth (pointing the 'wrong' way though)
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#10
November 06, 2006, 05:25:38 PM
in germany someone was selling "pope benedict cutlets" on ebay

quote: I didn´t dare eat them so they are still in my fridge...


highest bid: 308,Ǩ
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hunter s.durden

#11
November 06, 2006, 09:38:07 PM
If someone tells me they've seen a ghost, I pretty much discount everything they ever say to me again. Ever.

Am I being closed minded, or would you consider a good way of "cutting out the fat", socially speaking?
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#12
November 06, 2006, 09:55:32 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 06, 2006, 09:38:07 PM
If someone tells me they've seen a ghost, I pretty much discount everything they ever say to me again. Ever.

Am I being closed minded, or would you consider a good way of "cutting out the fat", socially speaking?

I'd say that's a pretty good acid test. Conversely if someone was to actually show me a ghost and somehow prove ownership I'd think they were pretty cool and may even consider allowing them to fuck me.

(I'm still a virgin)

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Cain

#13
November 06, 2006, 10:11:47 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 06, 2006, 09:38:07 PM
If someone tells me they've seen a ghost, I pretty much discount everything they ever say to me again. Ever.

Am I being closed minded, or would you consider a good way of "cutting out the fat", socially speaking?

Depends what they saw.  People say they "saw a ghost" and its often those annoying little orb things on Most Haunted, or they caught something out of the corner of their eye.  If they have, for example, poltergeist activity (which actually seems to be linked to adolescence, but often linked with ghosts) or something where there is some evidence, even photos, then I may take them more seriously.

For the record, I don't believe in ghosts.  I think there are a number of as of yet unexplained things going on (architecture, other paranormal activity, hysteria etc) which people label as ghosts.  But I may be wrong and a good empiricist follows the evidence, not their dogma.

Thurnez Isa

#14
November 06, 2006, 10:39:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 06, 2006, 10:11:47 PM

For the record, I don't believe in ghosts.  I think there are a number of as of yet unexplained things going on (architecture, other paranormal activity, hysteria etc) which people label as ghosts. 

Science finds new things out every year. To me it seems there are probably atmospheric variables that are yet fully understood that could be creating these stories
Im open minded though on the subject, I just know too many people that see or experience something they dont understand and they jump to conclusions ie. ghosts, ufos, ect.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante
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