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NO SEX TIll 30!!

Started by Thurnez Isa, November 07, 2006, 12:47:29 AM

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Jenne

Well, I mean, come on. 


Who wouldn't?

Jasper

Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 07, 2006, 03:33:52 AM
Okay, alright.  I've never fucked an armpit but I might, given the chance.

Jesus, I hope I never go into politics with traceable posts like that.

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They forgot kneepit.

Also, buttcheeks?  What happened to the proper, yet tittilating buttocks?
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Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 07, 2006, 03:33:52 AM
Okay, alright.  I've never fucked an armpit but I might, given the chance.

I did it once just to say I had but the stubble was kind of sore.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Jasper

You almost wonder if they even know what sex IS.

Triple Zero

it's early, before my first coffee, maybe i don't understand his right, or maybe it's just too ridiculous to sink in my brain:

the usa government is prohibiting sex before 30????????  :-o

how?
why?
seriously?

are they actually going to enforce that?

you sure this didn't spill over from theonion.com?
thats. just. retarded.

speaking about retarded, 30 is kind of old to be getting kids IMO .. ok 30 is just a bit on the late side, but if people start only having sex then, it'll probably take some years in which they want to enjoy it, and the biological clock keeps ticking and the quality of reproduction keeps decreasing.
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Quote from: triple zero on November 07, 2006, 09:07:47 AM

how?
why?
seriously?

are they actually going to enforce that?

How - The usual channels
Why - Insane religious reasons
Seriously - In all probability

This is nothing new - christinsanity, turbanic, cowbowers.... all have historically demonised, perverted and attempted to control teh reproductive urge. They probably have some kind of theory. like most of their theories its almost certainly completely fucked.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

I blame Aristotle, again.  He said "good" is fulfilling your function and according to the religious tards the only function of sex is to reproduce.  You see, even they know deep down, the biggest sin of them all is having fun.

Its strange though, because you would think they would have, you know, kept up on the latest sociological and psychological theories of sex, but lust allowed leads to a dangerous lack of guilt.  When people are feeling guilty, they can be controlled.  Its another politi-sociological control mechanism for making people hate themselves and their bodies.  They're so busy trying to deal with cognitive dissonance and explaining their actions to themselves that they can never deal with the CoN.

LMNO

To clarify for 000 - they aren't prohibiting sex before 30, they're highly suggesting it.




Hey, but you know what all this spending means... We're ready for another tax cut!

AFK

Quote from: triple zero on November 07, 2006, 09:07:47 AM
speaking about retarded, 30 is kind of old to be getting kids IMO .. ok 30 is just a bit on the late side, but if people start only having sex then, it'll probably take some years in which they want to enjoy it, and the biological clock keeps ticking and the quality of reproduction keeps decreasing.

*cough*I'm 31*cough*

Anyway, 30 is the new 20 when it comes to procreation.  Some theories will cite the amount of women in the labor force compared to the 70's when I was born to my, then, 20 year old mother.  Which really does make sense.  I wouldn't envy anyone trying to go through college, a part-time job, AND try to raise a child in their early 20's.  That shit is just madness.  Biologically speaking it only really gets "risky" at about 35.  Even then, modern medicine has allowed 50 year olds to successfully procreate.  My wife and I are pretty much planning on this being our last one.  We'll just be turning 50 when the last one graduates High School.  That will give us ample time to raise discord as senior citizens.  Muahahahaha!!!
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DJRubberducky

I can't believe the conservatards believe this is a good idea.  There have already been reports of "Oreo couples" who, by putting off having children until their 30s, end up having to simultaneously care for children and aging parents.
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Jasper

So that's thier game?  They want everyone in debt and overworked to tighten thier already intolerable grasp?

Cain

Yep.  Overworked, in debt, poisoned and sexually frustrated.

Jasper

Sounds like hell.  I wonder what the medical stats for the Curse are...

shajinn

Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2006, 04:14:44 PM
Yep.  Overworked, in debt, poisoned and sexually frustrated.
I should hurry up and die before it´s too late then...
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