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P3nT4gR4m

#75
November 09, 2006, 09:48:09 AM





I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#76
November 09, 2006, 11:06:11 AM
Dil, guess who most of the industrialists and army officers who created the empire were, in spite of a genocide a century earlier?  The Scottish.  Guess who bought the Enlightenment values we allegedly hold so dear now to these shores?  The Scottish.  Guess who owns all the UK's fucking oil?  The Scottish.  Guess who has better diplomatic links than the UK with the Chinese?  The Scottish.

D/N/T, or we'll cut you out and let the Chinese build bases on the border.

English = 169% O\/\/N3D!

P3nT4gR4m

#77
November 09, 2006, 11:15:43 AM
The scottish empire recognises Cain as an illuminated spokesman for the minitry of troof!

Please note - the chinese are currently scheduled for colonisation under our 'We require many more short yellow people' - initiative. All their bases are belong to us.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#78
November 09, 2006, 11:23:57 AM
I may be Australian, but they were Australians of Scottish heritage.  And once we have defeated the English, we can move on to deal with our ancestral enemies - the Scottish.

P3nT4gR4m

#79
November 09, 2006, 11:33:09 AM
The Scottish Empire is not sure how it feels about this. Cain has been placed under surveillance, and his transmissions recorded for monitoring purposes.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#80
November 09, 2006, 11:34:50 AM
:thanks:

Messier Undertree

#81
November 09, 2006, 04:27:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 09, 2006, 11:06:11 AM
Dil, guess who most of the industrialists and army officers who created the empire were, in spite of a genocide a century earlier?  The Scottish.  Guess who bought the Enlightenment values we allegedly hold so dear now to these shores?  The Scottish.  Guess who owns all the UK's fucking oil?  The Scottish.  Guess who has better diplomatic links than the UK with the Chinese?  The Scottish.

D/N/T, or we'll cut you out and let the Chinese build bases on the border.

English = 169% O\/\/N3D!

:potd:

P3nT4gR4m

#82
November 09, 2006, 04:34:18 PM
Fuck teh english. If I had more powerful poop organs I'd shit through all their letterboxes.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

shajinn

#83
November 09, 2006, 04:56:34 PM
The atmosphere in this forum is so friendly you could stab people (English,Scottish or whoever) with it
Death is a Necessity, Life merely a Nuissance

Cain

#84
November 09, 2006, 05:36:50 PM
We're all nice people really.  Except for the English.

P3nT4gR4m

#85
November 09, 2006, 06:11:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 09, 2006, 05:36:50 PM
We're all nice people really.  Except for the English.

I suspect TGRR might object to being called nice. Dunno, maybe he's english but he strikes me as being a bit too cool for that.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#86
November 09, 2006, 07:06:15 PM

I was born in Ireland. Lived there until about 2.5 yrs ago. We openly admit to being wankers, but I wonder why the hell all of your women (especially the "whales") want to ride us.

Any other micks? (Don't answer yes if you were born in u.s. of fuggin' a).

If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Payne

#87
September 19, 2007, 02:06:27 AM
The Scottish Empire re-affirms all Aims and Initiatives as outlined in this thread.

That is all.

PopeTom

#88
September 19, 2007, 02:36:47 AM
No need to fear!



Zombie Edward Longshanks will save us!
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#89
September 19, 2007, 08:11:29 PM
This thread started funny and went somewhere funnier.
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