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Calvin and Hobbes = Jack and Tyler from "Fight Club"?

Started by Cain, November 13, 2006, 02:41:58 AM

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LMNO

#15
November 14, 2006, 01:25:53 PM
Looks like you're gonna have to do that yourself.


If you do, I'll love you temporarily.

hunter s.durden

#16
November 14, 2006, 08:40:09 PM
 :lol:

I'm really sorry about this this. I am very new here, so this thing is new to me. I'm like the people in Iran who just found out about Madonna and Michael Jackson last week and think it's the cutting edge in american culture.

:lol: - I would be liking to vogue for you now!
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

#17
November 14, 2006, 10:26:28 PM
Captions on a postcard. My best so far is "My god didn't send his only child to the slaughter"


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#18
November 15, 2006, 11:07:58 AM
:mittens:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jasper

#19
November 15, 2006, 05:25:45 PM
"Don't look at me like that!  It's YOUR prophet!"

P3nT4gR4m

#20
November 16, 2006, 06:19:32 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#21
November 17, 2006, 06:22:15 PM
Glorious. 

Thurnez Isa

#22
November 17, 2006, 11:53:36 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 15, 2006, 05:25:45 PM
"Don't look at me like that!  I'm YOUR prophet!"

:-)
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

saint aini

#23
November 18, 2006, 08:51:16 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 17, 2006, 11:53:36 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 15, 2006, 05:25:45 PM
"Don't look at me like that!  I'm YOUR prophet!"

:-)

Discordianism has changed much... it used to be nonprophet.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

P3nT4gR4m

#24
November 18, 2006, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: saint aini on November 18, 2006, 08:51:16 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 17, 2006, 11:53:36 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 15, 2006, 05:25:45 PM
"Don't look at me like that!  I'm YOUR prophet!"

:-)

Discordianism has changed much... it used to be nonprophet.

LOL Prophets are the only thing any religion really needs. There should be a billion or so to one ratio in favour of prophets v's disciples for a religion to be worth more than a passing fuck. Motion to the floor that all forum members are promoted to prophet status, effective backdated to anything you've ever said. Go forth and try to find half a dozen nuts who will stitch you up then write a bunch of lies about you.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#25
November 18, 2006, 09:09:13 PM
Motion sustained.  I don't want a damn thing to do with this prophet homogenization movement.

Triple Zero

#26
November 19, 2006, 08:12:41 AM
felix, putting the "pro" in prophet
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jenne

#27
November 22, 2006, 03:07:52 AM Last Edit: November 22, 2006, 03:09:59 AM by Jenne
The Prophets all predicted extinction
The Virgin spoke in apparitions

GIGGLES

#28
December 06, 2006, 07:41:02 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 13, 2006, 03:45:19 AM
It's a neat theory...though I really hate to see stuffed tigers say "I fuck like you want to"...

ONCE AGAIN, I CALL BULLSHIT.

GIGGLES,
SAW THAT VIDEO TOO.

PREVERT.

GIGGLES

#29
December 06, 2006, 07:41:55 AM
Quote from: DJRubberducky on November 13, 2006, 06:18:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 13, 2006, 04:56:45 PM
That kind of thinking leads to making Manhattans out of Scotch.

And martinis out of vodka?

*ducks*

OMG! APPLETINIS!
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