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ITT I review the Turner Diaries
« on: November 13, 2006, 08:15:32 pm »
No troll.  I have a pdf and am reading it for a laugh.  I will let you know what I think once I finish this chapter.

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Re: ITT I review the Turner Diaries
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2006, 08:29:02 pm »
Chapter One.  Good God, this writing is diabolical.  No wonder that frothing maniac Hitler was considered charismatic, this reads like a 10 year old's report of their holidays.

So far, the narrator has related how the evil government had come for their guns 2 years under, under TeH eViL zIoNiSt Jo0s-uh, Cohen Act.  The main character had his guns taken in a morning raid by some very callous black cops dressed as gangbangers.  Hmmm.  However, they weren't smart enough to take his pistol.  But now most of the "patriotic movement" have shown themselves to be chickenshit pieces of white trash and dropped out, with most of the rest reduced to bitching like the whiney cry baby racists they are.

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Re: ITT I review the Turner Diaries
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2006, 10:00:39 pm »
the funniest part about the Turner Diaries is that the people who enjoy reading it don't believe that it's fiction.
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Re: ITT I review the Turner Diaries
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2006, 05:26:15 pm »
What happens next, man??!~>@!~?!!~
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Re: ITT I review the Turner Diaries
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2007, 03:59:15 am »
I get incredibly bored of white whiny racists and read Voltaire instead.

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Re: ITT I review the Turner Diaries
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2007, 02:33:46 pm »
the turner diaries pwned you


i couldnt read that shit either
what a bounch of whiny bitches
they're not even funny... they're just pathetic
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Re: ITT I review the Turner Diaries
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2007, 02:43:09 pm »
I should finish this, one day.

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Re: ITT I review the Turner Diaries
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2007, 04:09:38 pm »
Today.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT I review the Turner Diaries
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2007, 04:11:57 pm »
Today I am completing academic work and contracting out devious advice to third parties.  Perhaps over the holidays.

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Re: ITT I review the Turner Diaries
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2007, 05:56:32 pm »
Ah, something for  me to look forward to!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”