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Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?

Started by Thurnez Isa, December 03, 2006, 04:11:35 PM

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Cain

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 14, 2008, 03:19:45 PM
I love those books.

But I am about ready to give up on them because stupid George RR Martin keeps promising that he's going to finish the next book, but he's been promising for YEARS (it was supposed to be released by the end of 2004, to give you context) and we're still seeing nothing. I understand that writing can't be rushed, but FOUR YEARS LATE? I'm not patient enough for this crap. Not when there's supposed to be something like seven or eight books and there's only four out and he can't even keep to his schedule.

He's an amazing writer and the books become darker and more ridiculous and more amazing the further in you get (though sometimes a bit over the top), but this is just absurd.

Yes, but you know what this means?

Slashfic.

Naturally, Tyrion/Jon Snow slash will feature highly.

Darth Cupcake

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Cain

Tyrion is at a perfect height for giving blow jobs!

LMNO

Consider yourselves lucky that I have never read those books.

Darth Cupcake

Quote from: LMNO on October 14, 2008, 03:52:09 PM
Consider yourselves lucky that I have never read those books.

When I saw you had posted in this thread, my first thought was of panic that maybe you had.

The sense of relief that I felt when I saw that you have not read them is really borderline orgasmic.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Cain


LMNO

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 14, 2008, 03:56:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 14, 2008, 03:52:09 PM
Consider yourselves lucky that I have never read those books.

When I saw you had posted in this thread, my first thought was of panic that maybe you had.

The sense of relief that I felt when I saw that you have not read them is really borderline orgasmic.

Wow.  Either way then, I win.

LMNO


Cain

They're .lit files, so you will need the ABC LIT Converter.

Darth Cupcake

And an absurd quantity of time on your hands.

They are long. Very long.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Cain

True.  The first book is 527 pages long, on my screen.

And that is A4 size pages.

LMNO

Gah.


Your innocent brains are safe.  For now.

Eve

Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 04:12:26 PM
Why is this thread unofficial, btw?

To protest the official one, because we're Really Real Discordians who bite our thumbs at the "officials."

Jasper

That, and we couldn't get it sanctioned by anybody worth asking.