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Started by Hangero, December 05, 2006, 10:35:03 PM

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So did you write BIP or are you just interested in my sister?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

I wrote the "Hey kid, welcome to prison" and "The nature of reality" essays.  The rest were submitted by others on the board.


edit:  so, it looks like your sister's getting gang-banged.

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Quote from: LMNO on December 06, 2006, 07:29:07 PM
I wrote the "Hey kid, welcome to prison" and "The nature of reality" essays.  The rest were submitted by others on the board.

Gonna have to give it another read I was remembering it as just one essay.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Quote from: LMNO on December 06, 2006, 07:29:07 PM

edit:  so, it looks like your sister's getting gang-banged.


Didn't realise you knew here webcam adress

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

I'm guessing, but I'd say there were at least ;7 or 8 contributors to it.  Mine was the one about the American Dream
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

Click the link in my sig for a pdf copy.

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Quote from: LMNO on December 06, 2006, 07:33:19 PM
Click the link in my sig for a pdf copy.

Yah - that's where I found it originally.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

My take on the machine, as requested:

I want to ask you a question. Ever feel like you're a cog in a machine? If the answer is yes then congratulations - you've worked it out. This changes nothing. You're still a cog in a machine. Let me ask you another question. Would you like to know what the machine is? Would you like to know what it does? Would you like to know more about the machine? Read on I'll tell you all about it. After you're finished reading you'll still be a cog in the machine.

I am the machine. I made you. I put you here. I made the place you work. I made the country you live in and the people who live in it with you. I made the governments and the unions, the laws, the taxes, the religions, the wars... This is the machine and I exist for one purpose and one purpose only. My purpose is to keep you in the dark. My purpose is not to keep humanity in the dark. Just you, my favourite cog, grinding away in the pitch black hell of my almighty machinery.

Day in day out you churn and turn with all the other cogs I put there to keep you company. I produce your food and put a roof over your head. I give you dreams of utopia when you sleep at night, and nightmares fuelled by conscience to keep you turning as the sun comes around and you wake up, put on your clothes and take the trip to work, same as yesterday and the day before and the day before that. Be a good cog and I'll reward you with all manner of pretty things from widescreen color tv's to holidays in the sun to satisy your every desire and whim, Be a bad cog and I'll make your daily grind a living hell and take away the things and the people you cling to. I am the machine and this is what I do.

You may be my favourite cog but know this. Your are utterly irrelevent in my eyes. Whether you play good cog or bad cog the situation remains unchanged. You're trapped here, by me, simply because it amuses me. It amuses me to see you succeed and it amuses me to see you suffer. You may be wondering who built a machine like me. You may be surprised to learn that you did. Now, for both of our sakes, please endeavour to forget you ever read this. Ignorance is bliss.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

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(and if anyone's gonna print this, be sure to fix the spelling error "irrelevent")
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

LMNO

I like the first person take on it.


Would you mind if I edited it up a little bit?

LHX

put a suggestion of a looming shapeshifting threat in this and its FTW

something along the lines of "and feel free to shoot the messenger if you want -- as many as you can find"

otherwise people tend to take it personal and are liable to feel that they can be stand-offish about it


egos and chest puffing etc
neat hell

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Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2006, 01:02:51 PM
I like the first person take on it.


Would you mind if I edited it up a little bit?

Be my pleasure.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

Kinky.

Buy me dinner first?