New Proposal for the Secret of Life

[LMNO]

You're not a pussy.

I can prove it.

Why are so many people trying to debunk Intelligent Design?  It's just as good a theory as Evolution!  I mean, Darwin can't even explain the origen of life, and no one's ever seen an animal switch species.  Hell, if Darwinism is true, you could get spontaneous life forms from a jar of peanut butter!

[Cramulus]

You're not a pussy.

I can prove it.

for a second, I thought this was the OP, the proposal for the secret of life. I think it kinda works!

[Kai]

You're not a pussy.

I can prove it.

Why are so many people trying to debunk Intelligent Design?  It's just as good a theory as Evolution!  I mean, Darwin can't even explain the origen of life, and no one's ever seen an animal switch species.  Hell, if Darwinism is true, you could get spontaneous life forms from a jar of peanut butter!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1msS71xL00

So, I just pulled this video out of my ass (yes, google is in my ass) a couple minutes ago.

Summary:

-My GOD when are people going to stop using the biblical geneology to determine the age of the earth. This was stupid hundreds of years ago, and it is still STUPID STUPID STUPID. This "scientist" decided that taking the 75 generations leading up to jesus would determine the age of the earth.

-Does not understand mother fucking GEOLOGY. Uses the grand canyon example like every other numb nuts. Does not realize that the earth is not like a frosted cake, or it would be, if the CAKE WAS ROCKED TO PIECES BY PERIODIC EARTHQUAKES AND CONTINENTAL DRIFTING.

-Mississippi river delta. UGH. Flood, blah blah blah young earth, bristlecone pines blah blah blah SOME ONE KILL THIS DUMB SHIT.

-Oh, and sequoias. Apparently the oldest trees are significant to geology. Yes. I'm not making shit up.

-Counting back from the population of the earth. Yes. He doesn't understand population dynamics either.

-"Hi, I'm a fossil of a Homo sapiens, and I'm 92 thousand years old"  ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

-Has absolutly no concept of how the human population over time.

-Carbon 14. Okay, blood boiling. This guy claims to be a chemist. I'm glad this fucker isn't a nuclear physisist or we would all be FUCKED with this DUMB SHIT running our power plants. Doesn't understand contamination. Oh, and lol, potassium argon. I wished WISHED he had mentioned uranium. Please please mention uranium. 

-blah blah blah earth is young. And fuck yes you need a long time to make fossils. OH MY GOD THIS GUY DID NOT USE A COWBOY BOOT AS A FOSSIL.

-THIS GUY USED A COWBOY BOOT AS A FOSSIL. Still cant get over it. Oh, and that boot, as far as I can see, is still a boot, and not a rock. It has to BECOME a rock, dumbfuck, before it is a fossil. Oh, and more of the same shit. Minors hats, glass jars. CALCERIC DEPOSITION DOES NOT MEAN FOSSILIZATION YOU STUPID WASTE OF MY AIRSPACE. More and more examples.

-EVOLUTIONARY THEORY DOES NOT TALK ABOUT OPALS! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

-Oh, yes, we can manufacture diamonds too you idiot.

-BRAINWASHING?! I'LL SHOW YOU BRAINWASHING YOU STUPID FECAL DEPOSIT. WERE YOU THERE YOU SHITSTAIN?

-Apparently the bible is a perfectly accurate historical record now.

Now go fuck yourself, cause I can't even finish this video and stomach your ignorant bullshit one more second.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hahahahahha Kai that was awesome!

[Kai]

Hahahahahha Kai that was awesome!

Thank you. Whenever someone mentions the peanut butter video I feel the need to find a creationist vid and rip it to shreads.

[Vene]

Hahahahahha Kai that was awesome!

Thank you. Whenever someone mentions the peanut butter video I feel the need to find a creationist vid and rip it to shreads.

In that case.

Peanut butter proves evolution (more like evilution) is false.  Damn know nothing scientists and their Darwinist religion.  They just want an excuse to buttfuck monkeys.

[Kai]

Hahahahahha Kai that was awesome!

Thank you. Whenever someone mentions the peanut butter video I feel the need to find a creationist vid and rip it to shreads.

In that case.

Peanut butter proves evolution (more like evilution) is false.  Damn know nothing scientists and their Darwinist religion.  They just want an excuse to buttfuck monkeys.

Sorry, my colon is cleansed for the evening. Come back tomorrow.

[Vene]

Hahahahahha Kai that was awesome!

Thank you. Whenever someone mentions the peanut butter video I feel the need to find a creationist vid and rip it to shreads.

In that case.

Peanut butter proves evolution (more like evilution) is false.  Damn know nothing scientists and their Darwinist religion.  They just want an excuse to buttfuck monkeys.

Sorry, my colon is cleansed for the evening. Come back tomorrow.

Will do.  Who knows, I may even grab some real creationist quotes (not that what I said is far off).

[Kai]

Hahahahahha Kai that was awesome!

Thank you. Whenever someone mentions the peanut butter video I feel the need to find a creationist vid and rip it to shreads.

In that case.

Peanut butter proves evolution (more like evilution) is false.  Damn know nothing scientists and their Darwinist religion.  They just want an excuse to buttfuck monkeys.

Sorry, my colon is cleansed for the evening. Come back tomorrow.

Will do.  Who knows, I may even grab some real creationist quotes (not that what I said is far off).

Its also nice when you can give me a creationist video or tract at the same time.

[LMNO]

To summarize:

Kai = Not a pussy.

QED.

[Vene]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hfPPB5_zUw
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78r-fkZ2x8Q
Take your pick.

And some ramblings (http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/evollawa.txt:

Perhaps the reason so many people continue to reject the notion of
evolution is that it seems contrary to ordinary experience.  Things left
to chance just don't get done.  Random changes in anything simply do not
produce higher levels of organization and complexity.  Rather, all
complex machines and devices with which we are familiar are the result
of intelligent design and manufacture.  Random changes can only destroy
them.

   None the less, the essential claim of evolution is that random change
and natural selection do make simple things spontaneously transform into
more complex things without recourse to intelligent purpose or design.
The famous evolutionist Julian Huxley has defined evolution as a
"directional and essentially irreversible process occurring in time,
which in its course gives rise to an increase of variety and an
increasingly high level of organization in its products."  In his book
_Evolution in Action_, says that nowhere in the process of evolution "is
there any trace of purpose, or even of prospective significance."
Huxley says that evolution is driven solely by "blind physical forces"
engaged in what he calls a great "chaotic jazz dance of particles and
radiations."

[Kai]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hfPPB5_zUw
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78r-fkZ2x8Q
Take your pick.

And some ramblings (http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/evollawa.txt:

Perhaps the reason so many people continue to reject the notion of
evolution is that it seems contrary to ordinary experience.  Things left
to chance just don't get done.  Random changes in anything simply do not
produce higher levels of organization and complexity.  Rather, all
complex machines and devices with which we are familiar are the result
of intelligent design and manufacture.  Random changes can only destroy
them.

   None the less, the essential claim of evolution is that random change
and natural selection do make simple things spontaneously transform into
more complex things without recourse to intelligent purpose or design.
The famous evolutionist Julian Huxley has defined evolution as a
"directional and essentially irreversible process occurring in time,
which in its course gives rise to an increase of variety and an
increasingly high level of organization in its products."  In his book
_Evolution in Action_, says that nowhere in the process of evolution "is
there any trace of purpose, or even of prospective significance."
Huxley says that evolution is driven solely by "blind physical forces"
engaged in what he calls a great "chaotic jazz dance of particles and
radiations."

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!


Don't have time right now. Must destroy later.