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Started by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞, December 22, 2006, 07:48:34 AM

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ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

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BADGE OF HONOR

That would have been more entertaining if the guy had been even slightly more articulate.  Also I'm no prude about profanity but he didn't use it very well.  Plus he immediately apologized for all his insults, what the fuck?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Where did he apologize for all his insults?
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Almost at the end he said something about all pagans being able to accomplish was buying a dime bag from the neighbor with their welfare checks, then promptly said "Ohhhh that was a bit too harsh I'm sorry etc etc" (paraphrased of course). 

Seriously, if you're going to take a knife to someone you don't offer them a bandage afterwards.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 22, 2006, 09:14:35 AM
Almost at the end he said something about all pagans being able to accomplish was buying a dime bag from the neighbor with their welfare checks, then promptly said "Ohhhh that was a bit too harsh I'm sorry etc etc" (paraphrased of course). 

Seriously, if you're going to take a knife to someone you don't offer them a bandage afterwards.

See, I read that as sarcasm.  If you read any of the replies, you'll see no bandages.

Looks to me like he's just owning the fuck out of pagans. 

He's too inarticulate? Maybe.  Maybe you can convince him to do it in iambic pentameter.

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P3nT4gR4m

Funny but a bit redundant. I mean pagans already own the fuck out themselves  :-D

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Discord

very nice
Pagans ftw :D

And I think it was a real bandage :)

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Quote from: Discord on December 22, 2006, 11:25:25 AM
very nice
Pagans ftw :D

And I think it was a real bandage :)

Then you have to wonder why he made another video subsequently about how pagans make the best kindling.

Context FTW.
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Bhode_Sativa

All the pictures were of goths, which are admittedly more concerned about image than substance.  In all of the things I've learned about Paganism it is an internal exploration of what works for the individual, instead of a forced conformity and conversion as perpetrated by the Abrahamic religions.  Also I feel a Nature based religion would fit better with the idea of sustainability instead of the "The purpose of Man is to Dominate and Subdue the Earth, 'cause God says so."  In addition, does that guy include all of the Indians, Africans, Aborigines, Islanders, and all the other people who historically subscribe to Animism?

As far as magic goes, I do think that the lure of easy power is a draw to many people in our culture who feel powerless in their lives otherwise.  I also think that people would abandon something new if it didn't work, and I've actually seen events resolve themselves in favor of people who've done "Spells."  I think it all revolves around the power of belief and focused intent, but anybody who takes anything too seriously (including atheism) is a Tardo. 

The man should organize his arguments better, and be more articulate, but he's right, he doesn't have to defend himself to anyone, I just think he's a moron.

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Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 22, 2006, 09:26:36 PM
All the pictures were of goths, which are admittedly more concerned about image than substance.  In all of the things I've learned about Paganism it is an internal exploration of what works for the individual, instead of a forced conformity and conversion as perpetrated by the Abrahamic religions.  Also I feel a Nature based religion would fit better with the idea of sustainability instead of the "The purpose of Man is to Dominate and Subdue the Earth, 'cause God says so."  In addition, does that guy include all of the Indians, Africans, Aborigines, Islanders, and all the other people who historically subscribe to Animism?

As far as magic goes, I do think that the lure of easy power is a draw to many people in our culture who feel powerless in their lives otherwise.  I also think that people would abandon something new if it didn't work, and I've actually seen events resolve themselves in favor of people who've done "Spells."  I think it all revolves around the power of belief and focused intent, but anybody who takes anything too seriously (including atheism) is a Tardo. 

The man should organize his arguments better, and be more articulate, but he's right, he doesn't have to defend himself to anyone, I just think he's a moron.

Well, that's all I need to understand that you're a superstitious pothead.

You're exactly the kind of idiot our inarticulate friend is talking about.  Do yourself a favor hippie, KY&FTB.
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Bhode_Sativa

Yes, definitely you should close your mind to anything I have to say, because you might get infected with my "stoner" germs and superior logic.  I'm not a Pagan myself, and I think whatever "magic powers" they use are in their own mind.  I also think it's possible to see phenomena that is inexplicable to Science, yet completely explainable by the power of the human mind to alter its own reality. 

How am I a hippie?  I've never owned anything tie-dyed, a minibus, or hugged a tree.  I DO have a mohawk and facial piercings, but that's cause I like scaring all the soccer-moms with minivans.

In addition, trying to force me to conform to your opinions with personal attacks is doomed to failure. 

Just Sayin'

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The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Bhode_Sativa


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Will somebody join me in a new trend i'm trying to start?

I want to start a new goth movement, but REAL goths. Basically we wear bear fur, get drunk, and raid villages (especially Roman villages). As opposed to todays fake goths we will not wear makeup, unless dirt and rage are considered makeup. Our jewelry will be pieces of our enemy, our tattoos will be battle scars.

Any takers? If not, next stop: Norse Worship.
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can we rape the horses and ride off on the women?