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Quote from: Netaungrot on December 23, 2006, 08:59:48 AM


is that clip on youtube? if so can you link me I need to find it real bad.

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Bhode_Sativa

From Neutangrot:  "I'm not trying to force you to do shit, genius.

With your superior dopey-enlightened logic I'm sure you'll valiantly take a bullet for every last spineless subculture, whether they've got a wish candle shoved up their ass or are fucking in smegma crusted fursuits.

You truly are the people's hero."

From TGRR:  "3.  Ho ho!  On the other hand, *I* suspect *YOU* of being a Pagan tard, and thus worthy of all the scorn we can heap on your pointy little head.  Chew on that, jackass.

Hey, fuckstick...how about you try just replying to what is actually SAID, without trying to be an amateur psychologist, eh?"

I think the only personal attack I gave was calling TGRR "old man" in response to his use of the term "boy" towards me. 

Yeah, getting personal without logic don't make much sense. 

Also, it don't much matter if I can get people to give a shit, cause they'll have to eventually, it just might be too late, but then I'll be the one laughing.

I haven't killed myself yet as a favor to my family.  I tried broaching the subject but they got all offended, like I'd be doing it just to piss them off, when in reality, it'd be cause it makes the most sense.  It was sort of funny when I reassured my mother that I'm not depressed, cause that was the only reason she could think of for being suicidal.   :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SillyCybin on December 23, 2006, 09:47:58 AM
Quote from: Netaungrot on December 23, 2006, 08:59:48 AM


is that clip on youtube? if so can you link me I need to find it real bad.

No, it's an OLD 4Chan joke.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 23, 2006, 09:48:59 AM
From Neutangrot:  "I'm not trying to force you to do shit, genius.

With your superior dopey-enlightened logic I'm sure you'll valiantly take a bullet for every last spineless subculture, whether they've got a wish candle shoved up their ass or are fucking in smegma crusted fursuits.

You truly are the people's hero."

From TGRR:  "3.  Ho ho!  On the other hand, *I* suspect *YOU* of being a Pagan tard, and thus worthy of all the scorn we can heap on your pointy little head.  Chew on that, jackass.

Hey, fuckstick...how about you try just replying to what is actually SAID, without trying to be an amateur psychologist, eh?"

I think the only personal attack I gave was calling TGRR "old man" in response to his use of the term "boy" towards me. 

Yeah, getting personal without logic don't make much sense. 

Also, it don't much matter if I can get people to give a shit, cause they'll have to eventually, it just might be too late, but then I'll be the one laughing.

I haven't killed myself yet as a favor to my family.  I tried broaching the subject but they got all offended, like I'd be doing it just to piss them off, when in reality, it'd be cause it makes the most sense.  It was sort of funny when I reassured my mother that I'm not depressed, cause that was the only reason she could think of for being suicidal.   :lulz:

Use quote tags, "fuckstick".  Also, nobody gives a shit about your family rebellion angst issues.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 23, 2006, 09:48:59 AM


Also, it don't much matter if I can get people to give a shit, cause they'll have to eventually, it just might be too late, but then I'll be the one laughing.

I haven't killed myself yet as a favor to my family.  I tried broaching the subject but they got all offended, like I'd be doing it just to piss them off, when in reality, it'd be cause it makes the most sense.  It was sort of funny when I reassured my mother that I'm not depressed, cause that was the only reason she could think of for being suicidal.   :lulz:

1.  No, you'll be drowning in shit with the rest of us.  Sorry.

2.  You have to do what's best for YOU, man.  



Just do it.

TGRR,
Nike Spokesperson and personal counsellor.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2006, 09:27:29 AM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 23, 2006, 09:24:27 AM
The Iroquois were given smallpox blankets, and the rest of the Indians were damn near decimated too, on Huge scales, after being lied to and raped by God Fearin Whitey.

The Aztec were also the victims of biological warfare, and coincidentally enough, also wiped out after being raped by God Fearin Whitey. 

Are you suggesting that what happened to them when the White man showed up excuses what they did BEFORE the White man showed up?

Oh, and if anyone ever had it coming, it was the Aztecs (more properly, the Mexica in general).  They were a stagnant, horrible society, and didn't get half the kicking around they deserved...sorry if that doesn't agree with your hippie view of the world, but the truth rarely will.

Whereas the conquistadors turned up at a fight, covered in plate metal and chainmail, equipped with canons, guns and cavalry, the aztecs turned up in dayglow pyjamas and silly hats, waving sticks. The law of nature is survival of the fittest. Go figure.

(Sorry but I been playing a lot of medieval 2 lately and those native american fucks really piss me off)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SillyCybin on December 23, 2006, 09:56:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2006, 09:27:29 AM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 23, 2006, 09:24:27 AM
The Iroquois were given smallpox blankets, and the rest of the Indians were damn near decimated too, on Huge scales, after being lied to and raped by God Fearin Whitey.

The Aztec were also the victims of biological warfare, and coincidentally enough, also wiped out after being raped by God Fearin Whitey. 

Are you suggesting that what happened to them when the White man showed up excuses what they did BEFORE the White man showed up?

Oh, and if anyone ever had it coming, it was the Aztecs (more properly, the Mexica in general).  They were a stagnant, horrible society, and didn't get half the kicking around they deserved...sorry if that doesn't agree with your hippie view of the world, but the truth rarely will.

Whereas the conquistadors turned up at a fight, covered in plate metal and chainmail, equipped with canons, guns and cavalry, the aztecs turned up in dayglow pyjamas and silly hats, waving sticks. The law of nature is survival of the fittest. Go figure.

(Sorry but I been playing a lot of medieval 2 lately and those native american fucks really piss me off)

Actually, the Mexica weapons were MORE effective than the Spaniard's weapons.

Cortez won by playing "let's you and him fight" between the various Mexica tribes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bhode_Sativa

speaking of what's right for me... Sleep seems pretty good right now.  g'nite.

BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2006, 09:57:20 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on December 23, 2006, 09:56:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2006, 09:27:29 AM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 23, 2006, 09:24:27 AM
The Iroquois were given smallpox blankets, and the rest of the Indians were damn near decimated too, on Huge scales, after being lied to and raped by God Fearin Whitey.

The Aztec were also the victims of biological warfare, and coincidentally enough, also wiped out after being raped by God Fearin Whitey. 

Are you suggesting that what happened to them when the White man showed up excuses what they did BEFORE the White man showed up?

Oh, and if anyone ever had it coming, it was the Aztecs (more properly, the Mexica in general).  They were a stagnant, horrible society, and didn't get half the kicking around they deserved...sorry if that doesn't agree with your hippie view of the world, but the truth rarely will.

Whereas the conquistadors turned up at a fight, covered in plate metal and chainmail, equipped with canons, guns and cavalry, the aztecs turned up in dayglow pyjamas and silly hats, waving sticks. The law of nature is survival of the fittest. Go figure.

(Sorry but I been playing a lot of medieval 2 lately and those native american fucks really piss me off)

Actually, the Mexica weapons were MORE effective than the Spaniard's weapons.

Cortez won by playing "let's you and him fight" between the various Mexica tribes.

Aha! So you're saying I should use diplomacy to pwn these batsards. Cheer's Rog, sound gaming tips ITT

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

BADGE OF HONOR

Well there's also the whole Mexica mindset of "maim horribly so we can kill em later" vs the Conquistadore mindset of "SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD!  SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD!!!!"
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Komodo Dragon hunting tactics FTW!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Thurnez Isa

Quote from: SillyCybin on December 23, 2006, 09:56:00 AM


(Sorry but I been playing a lot of medieval 2 lately and those native american fucks really piss me off)


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