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Nature vs Nurture

Started by Cramulus, January 03, 2007, 01:19:27 AM

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Jasper

Quote from: LHX on January 03, 2007, 04:31:23 AM
if youre a n00b, then there gotta be another word for the newer n00bs

unless youre just trying to be retardedly humble

One time, my mom called me a "proto-n00b".

True story.

BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LMNO


BADGE OF HONOR

nooblet


or nublet

nubble, if you will
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LMNO


P3nT4gR4m

Noobling
Nooblet
sub-noob
noobis inferioris
noobryo
pre-noob

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Sir Squid Diddimus

I like pre-n00b.


Mhm, sounds good.







The end.

P3nT4gR4m

My theory is that 'noob' sounds so derogatory because it sounds like 'boob'

It stands to reason that beneath a noob requires an even more derogatory connotation, maybe a Nitty or an Narsehole

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Thurnez Isa

you know here in canada Tim Hortons makes little mini donuts called timbits
they're like little balls of donut goodness
Noobits sounds too Tolken
so i like Nooblits
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Triple Zero

Quote from: SillyCybin on January 06, 2007, 12:23:58 PM
My theory is that 'noob' sounds so derogatory because it sounds like 'boob'

It stands to reason that beneath a noob requires an even more derogatory connotation, maybe a Nitty or an Narsehole

"Nunt".
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: triple zero on January 06, 2007, 07:13:50 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on January 06, 2007, 12:23:58 PM
My theory is that 'noob' sounds so derogatory because it sounds like 'boob'

It stands to reason that beneath a noob requires an even more derogatory connotation, maybe a Nitty or an Narsehole

"Nunt".

We have a winner - please to be referring to single figure noobs as nunts from now on.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.