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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 07, 2007, 06:49:03 AM

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Triple Zero

i made one that uses javascript to put an infinite amount of fullscreen 5% transparent DIVs on top of eachother.

crashes IE, FF and Opera reliably :)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain

You know, you can pass these onto HIMEOBS at some point.

saint aini

did you also do the javascript thing that opens up new windows on close recursively?

That was fun.  I had that on a mock porn site that I did once.  The theme of the page was essentially that you were in hell.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Triple Zero

cain: i keep meaning to do that. would have done it earlier if i would have a good place to host it from (currently it's on my uni account, and i don't want people linking to that), i'll try to get to it.

aini: never did such a thing, some sort of inner allergy towards popups never made me pursue that road ;-)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Richter

Quote from: triple zero on April 11, 2007, 04:43:53 PM
some sort of inner allergy towards popups never made me pursue that road ;-)

:mittens: For morality in the internets.

-R
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mourning Star

Quote from: triple zero on April 11, 2007, 02:35:55 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 08, 2007, 10:04:18 PM
Do you know why it makes the machine crash?

yeah.

: is a valid identifier name in the bash programming language, so

:() {
  ... something ..
}

defines a function.

:|:& means this function calls itself and pipes (|) it to itself in a separate process (&), recursively, so there's two, four, eight etc processes.

; is the separator for a new statement

the final : actually calls the just defined function.

so this little bit of code will eat up infinite resources and crash the computar (unless the OS does something about it before it's too late)
similar to an else(1) in MOO code...

Very nice.

Genocide Device

nice... the temple o' reaposts are still spaming here...
Coffee: the old prozac

The Mgt

I just noticed this thread.

I had to spend 15 minutes modding it. In the meantime, my better half stole 3/4 of my creamcheese brownie.

you people really fucking suck sometimes.

MGT,
you all owe me desert, fuckos

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Mgt on May 29, 2007, 03:55:20 AM
I just noticed this thread.

I had to spend 15 minutes modding it.

Oh, Christ, are we MODDING stuff now?

:lulz: 

SIGN ME UP, MIEN FUHRER!
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Idem


East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2007, 04:06:11 AM
Quote from: The Mgt on May 29, 2007, 03:55:20 AM
I just noticed this thread.

I had to spend 15 minutes modding it.

Oh, Christ, are we MODDING stuff now?

:lulz: 

SIGN ME UP, MIEN FUHRER!
\
:chickenhawk:

umm,  yeah.

we're modding 4 straight pages of fucking scrolling meta-quoted longcats. pretty much anytime we find them.
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Penumbral

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 05:03:02 AM
umm,  yeah.

we're modding 4 straight pages of fucking scrolling meta-quoted longcats. pretty much anytime we find them.

you are my hero.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 05:03:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2007, 04:06:11 AM
Quote from: The Mgt on May 29, 2007, 03:55:20 AM
I just noticed this thread.

I had to spend 15 minutes modding it.

Oh, Christ, are we MODDING stuff now?

:lulz: 

SIGN ME UP, MIEN FUHRER!
\
:chickenhawk:

umm,  yeah.

we're modding 4 straight pages of fucking scrolling meta-quoted longcats. pretty much anytime we find them.

Oppressor.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Seriously. Where will the posters of PD get their longcat fix now?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 29, 2007, 05:52:53 AM
Seriously. Where will the posters of PD get their longcat fix now?

FIGHT THE POWER!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.