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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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gnimbley

#1260
January 14, 2005, 02:21:52 AM
Sweetback popped the clutch
and my bird's gears went cre-rack!
Nothing could be worse.

Next: The winter of our discontent

Bob the Mediocre

#1261
January 14, 2005, 02:38:17 AM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiyou shake and you shake!
it's always about you! you!
ask me how i am!


next: elvis on the grassy knoll
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAA

That was a good one, wasn't it.

Inauguration
The city should be shut down
By feet of icy snow

Next! Reality TV show: internet addicts forced to live on a tropical island
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Wishfarple

#1262
January 14, 2005, 04:44:14 AM
WTF island?
lol for great justice!!
die plz kthxbye.

Next topic: (acid) raindrops keep falling on my head
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

LMNO

#1263
January 14, 2005, 02:07:06 PM
Hippies might rejoice,
But there is a problem here.
It's the brown acid.



Here ya go: Riding the subway after the bars have let out at 2:00 am.

DJRubberducky

#1264
January 14, 2005, 02:56:21 PM
Packed in like sardines,
Stench of beer and vomit - wait,
How is this diff'rent?

Next: cucumber-melon body wash
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Yahtomet

#1265
January 15, 2005, 02:04:46 PM
rub a dub dub rub
seven rabbis in a tub
melony fresh scent

Next: The Mouse Incident

St. Benjamin

#1266
January 15, 2005, 06:23:31 PM
Trans-substance machine.
I didn't hear the mouse in
here.  Now I'm all ears.

nt: cybersex
Insert witty sig here

Pedero

#1267
January 15, 2005, 07:05:04 PM
Connected to my
Nervous channels of pleasure
She is really fake?

Next topic: Pinks
Rev. Episkopos Summus Sanctissimus REX the Pope Most Wholey Pedero,
Emperor,
the Royal Arch of Theoretical Authoritarians,
Maestosissime Commandante,
Los New Insurgentas de South America, Ltd.
A New ComIntern Division,
Primus Illuminatus,
Knower of Fnord,
K.S.C.

This message has been Sponsored by the Holy Royal Knights of the Octarine Octa-Pie as Enunciated by God Herself and her Five Applestoles.

The Emperor of the Bering Strait had no say in this, aside from the fnords every now and then.

Rev. Chicken Delicious

#1268
January 15, 2005, 07:15:57 PM
Pinks like the Commies?
Or Pinks like a Pinks Hot Dog?
Don't partake of buns.

Next Topic: Purples
Reverend Chicken Delicious Monsignor D.D.S
Duke of The Fukawi and supreme co-ruler of:

agent compassion

#1269
January 16, 2005, 07:53:30 PM
Grape and lavender,
Violet, magenta, yes
Velvet smooth merlot.

Next up: Why you hate Wal-Mart

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Bob the Mediocre

#1270
January 16, 2005, 09:00:08 PM
The paint on the seat
Of my toilet is melting
Damn cheap plastic crap!

(True story)

Next up, pornographic wallpaper
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

East Coast Hustle

#1271
January 17, 2005, 12:15:35 AM
on my computer
or on my walls? either way,
sore wrists await me....

on deck: Bubba & Billy take Grandma to the rockabilly show

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

IAmNotAnonymous

#1272
January 17, 2005, 09:50:32 AM
She can't dance no more
It doesn't stop them trying
Twang! There goes her hip

Moving up on second base: The illegitimate love-children of Margaret Thatcher
The Streeb-Greebling Cabal: We know where the fossilised remains of the infant Christ are buried.
Praise the Lord and pass the Vaseline!
That which doesn't kill us is the really good shit.
Second Reserve Deputy Co-Archbishop of the Only Church That'll Take You

East Coast Hustle

#1273
January 17, 2005, 03:07:03 PM
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!!!!
nothing grosser than "Mags" naked
birthing Reagan's kids

8)

next up: daily special at the Long Pig bar & grill
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Hoshiko

#1274
January 17, 2005, 09:00:42 PM
Brains are 2-for-1
Moonies and pop stars half price
CJD is free

Next: Snuffleuphagus storms the Hard Rock Cafe.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

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She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.
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