The Haiku Game

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

never whistle while
you are pissing seems like good
advice for a man

women can whistle
while pissing sitting down or
lots of other things

next topic:  snot the heat, tis the humidity

edit: please ignore fnordie and his weaseling in

[Iron Sulfide]

[side note....it's actually a very very bad idea to whistle while you piss,
male or not...see links here:
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=766839
there's also some physical concerns bout it///]

arms come out my arse
a robotic symbiote
enstates his own rules

Next Topic: the joys of defenestration

[agent compassion]

It's fun for a while
But buying new glass each day
Gets a bit spendy.

Next topic: This is not my beautiful stapler, this is not my beautiful chair!

[LMNO]

It's fun for a while
But buying new glass each day
Gets a bit spendy.

Next topic: This is not my beautiful stapler, this is not my beautiful chair!

Hey, David Byrne called.
Stop ripping off his act, yo!
And Office Space, too.

Next up:  Is not following the Haiku structure discordian, or just lazy and ignorant?

[DJRubberducky]

Here's my take on things:
Haikus aren't Discordian;
They've too many rules.

The objective, then,
Is religious remonstrance,
Just like hot dog buns.



Next topic: Stupid tourists

[LMNO]

[sidebar]

remonstrance?


Fucking awesome, DJ!

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[DJRubberducky]

[sidebar sub-comment]

Um, thanks, I guess.  Given that I was trying to link haiku #2 to Barf #3, it seemed fitting to steal some of its language.  I'm just glad "remonstrance" is in fact the proper conjugation of "remonstrate".  I didn't check until just now.

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[agent compassion]

You sure it's not legal
To get a permit and thin the herd
Of Californians?

No? Damn.

(No offense to the nice Californians we have around here - I'm mainly addressing the ones who came up here in the 90s, bought up all the good real estate, and have spent every waking moment bitching about the weather since. Fuckers. There's a reason it's so green here - it's called rain, and if you don't like it, too goddamn bad!)

[Anonymous]

rain????

ugghhh, it's waaaaaaaay to hot in cali right now. i'd kill for rain

[Bella]

And I'd help you. It sucks here today, doesn't it?

[Iron Sulfide]

indeed, i have to mow lawns in this weather.. (that was me post and a half ago)

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I like rain a lot better than dead trees and scorching sun.

[Bella]

So do I. We hardly see a single cloud from the end of May to Halloween time.

[Iron Sulfide]

if a thread is jacked
alone in the forest, then
stick to teh topic

Next topic?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Next Topic: Eric and Aini.