The Haiku Game

[the other anonymous]

Please do not do that.
Oh, now you've gone and done it!
How does acne taste?

[Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.]

Next Topic: that squiggly thing on page 64 of the PD.

[agent compassion]

How many times do
I have to tell you that's a
Scrid, sir, it's a Scrid.

Next topic: Brown ketchup? With lobster?

[Iron Sulfide]

in a lithe gully
a brown ketchup is roaming
in search of lobster

Next Topic: The Stranger

[LMNO]

The Cure - not racist.
Blame it on Albert Camus:
Existentialist.


Here we go with:  Mia Kirshner.

[Iron Sulfide]

i meant the other stranger.

like...when your hand goes numb..

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

i meant the other stranger.

like...when your hand goes numb..

Really, I was thinking Billy Joel or The Doors

[Iron Sulfide]

uhhh..huhhuh....shut up, bevis.

[the other anonymous]

Raised in Toronto
by her journalist father
and mother, teacher.

[Wow, IMDb has descriptions in haiku!]

Next Topic: Michelle Trachtenberg -- the Every-Little-Sister and why it's still so disturbing to fantasize about her (and if that disturbs you, it only proves my point!)

[Zurtok Khan]

She is very hot
She was too young to be hot in Buffy
She = HAWT in Eurotrip

(most especially the part where she makes out with her twin brother.  That got me very hot...)

Next:  Having sex with a pair of twins = OMFG YES!!!11!!!

[LMNO]

You want me to... WHAT?!
That's my sister.  You're so gross.
Get away from me!


Next topic: Hot Topic.

[Antechinus sapiens]

Strange foreign concept
An expensive store for clones
Come back in 5 years

Next topic:
Sleep deprivation

[the other anonymous]

Drowning in a fog
Of my own brain chemicals
Don't sleep in the Hive...

Next Topic: Meighan Desmond

[Zurtok Khan]

I do not know her
I do not care I want Bea
Arthur's vagina

Next:  Why?  Because I can.

[the other anonymous]

You don't know Eris
From that Kevin Sorbo show?
She is teh hotty!

(Topic is ignored
Because I can ignore it!
So there, Zurtok Khan!)

Next Topic: "Zurtok Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann!!"

[Iron Sulfide]

Decendent of Khan
Why do you stroke your Long Face?
"I Come From Zurtok."

Next Topic: And Then SHe Was Illuminated