The Haiku Game

[Jasper]

I knew a hobbit
who was quite vain of his feet
yet wouldn't shave them

next: pig orgasms, esp. the long duration thereof

[davznothere]

oh swine cums juicey
as the bacon rolls ripples
at length there is ham

[AFK]

davznothere has trouble
counting out his syllables
try an abacus

next:  abba and abacus

[Jasper]

davznothere has trouble
counting out his syllables
try an abacus

next:  abba and abacus

The first line has six syllables.  Irony strikes again. 

[the other anonymous]

You are the counting
queen, odd and even, only
seventeen - it's prime!

Next Topic: Dave's lack of Next Topics (we'll hit him over the head with the rules till he plays along!)

[LHX]

comprehension is
not one of the poor new guy's
strengths - maybe next life

next: lmao @ haiku rules

[Jasper]

Rule number one:
Discordian forums rule.
lol, haiku rules

[davznothere]

Next Topic: Dave's lack of Next Topics (we'll hit him over the head with the rules till he plays along!)

speaking of ironic

[the other anonymous]

Next Topic: Dave's lack of Next Topics (we'll hit him over the head with the rules till he plays along!)

speaking of ironic

Hey! Don't post a New Topic without a haiku pertaining to the previous Next Topic (ie, the Current Topic)!

irony is not
well-defined, often abused
by mainstream culture

Next Topic: Cheech and Chong: does anyone remember?

[davznothere]

Davz Not Here says Chong
As Cheech his stash so well hid
upon doors he bangs

next topis: the oppression of creativity by silly rules that really have no applicable use

[the other anonymous]

Davz Not Here says Chong
As Cheech his stash so well hid
upon doors he bangs

next topis: the oppression of creativity by silly rules that really have no applicable use

Next Topis? NEXT TOPIS!!??

The Rules of Haiku
Are good and just, davz not here,
Keep the game going

Next Topic: What's a Topis?

[AFK]

it is that thing there.
beware, for it smells quite bad
it stains like a mo fo

next:  Kip Winger = best musician evar!!!

[davznothere]

it is that thing there.
beware, for it smells quite bad
it stains like a mo fo

next:  Kip Winger = best musician evar!!!

Oh Kip wings in his
yellow striped and hugging pants
how lame yet i'm awed

next topic: xanex, zoloft and ritilin oh my !

[the other anonymous]

When I was in school
They tried to give me their drugs
But mom said FUCK OFF

Next Topic: Parker Lewis Can't Lose

[Iron Sulfide]

Next Topic: Parker Lewis Can't Lose

as i toss a load
"Who is this Parker Lewis?"
graces my grey brain

Next Topic: sit and twirl