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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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hunter s.durden

#2250
February 25, 2007, 10:25:21 PM
that's what you think, man
Noone kills the great haiku
not even Felix

NT- When will fred stop drinking?
This space for rent.

Jasper

#2251
March 02, 2007, 07:09:07 PM
Fred WON'T stop drinking
It's probably for the best
Die, Haiku thread, die.

Next topic:

Haikus and Weaboos

Cramulus

#2252
March 02, 2007, 08:15:31 PM
Is it jap-english,
Perry Bible Fellowship,
or haiku? All three.





Next Topic:
If butts could talk

P3nT4gR4m

#2253
March 02, 2007, 10:21:11 PM
sounded like a fart
but on closer inspection
my bunghole just swore

NT: Fall in loch lomond - freeze to death

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

#2254
March 02, 2007, 11:51:15 PM
Is a loch a lake?
Please speak in American
No more Scot nonsense

NT- The one above, which I obviously didn't address
This space for rent.

hunter s.durden

#2255
March 07, 2007, 06:10:40 PM
Oh, how I hate Cain,
He locks up all the good threads,
Thread tyrant he is!

NT- unproductive threads rock!
This space for rent.

Lies

#2256
March 09, 2007, 04:19:49 PM
I wish I were poetic
I wish I knew how to rhyme
This is not a haiku

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Thurnez Isa

#2257
March 09, 2007, 04:26:12 PM
NEXT TOPIC !?!
:mad:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Lies

#2258
March 09, 2007, 04:57:27 PM
The next topic is a haiku.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

hunter s.durden

#2259
March 09, 2007, 05:25:37 PM
Listen here wizard of bong:
If you want to be the stoned version of Lao Tzu be my guest.

But noone fucks with the Haikus!!!!1!!!
NEXT TOPIC MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!1111
NEXT TIME I DON'T SEE SOME 575, YOU'RE GETTING CHOKED!!!!!!!!!!!

Man it's sunny out.
This space for rent.

Lies

#2260
March 09, 2007, 05:42:07 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 09, 2007, 05:25:37 PM
Listen here wizard of bong:
If you want to be the stoned version of Lao Tzu be my guest.

But noone fucks with the Haikus!!!!1!!!
NEXT TOPIC MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!1111
NEXT TIME I DON'T SEE SOME 575, YOU'RE GETTING CHOKED!!!!!!!!!!!

Man it's sunny out.

Oh It's a Game right
Sorry but this is funny
Your posts ironic.

Next topic: Do you get it?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

P3nT4gR4m

#2261
March 09, 2007, 05:45:55 PM
Either post NT
Or I rape yuor dog on cam
and email you link

NT: Think of a topic goddamnit

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

#2262
March 09, 2007, 05:50:34 PM
Of course I get it
my post did not have the sceme
congrats detective

NT- not supplying a NT is tantamount to blasphemy
This space for rent.

Lies

#2263
March 09, 2007, 06:10:48 PM
I forgot NT,
I realised straight away
You guys read too fast

Next topic: Jim Morrison is back
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

P3nT4gR4m

#2264
March 09, 2007, 07:36:41 PM
a huge fat singer
just threw up on my best shirt
I got high on it

NT: Elvis is forward

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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